Symbiote thread - Crippling loneliness edition

>TFW no Symbiote waifu to protect you and stay bonded with you for the rest of your life.

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Why is Sup Forums so much more goddamn awful during the weekends?

Is the summerfag meme an actual thing?

Sup Forums is always terrible.

Isn't there a Venom movie in development?

I want to blast my cum on Venom's tongue.

That's only for Peter. He could probably provide you with a Venom of your own, though.

So the Spider-Man game. Lets be realistic, unless its a plot point not every single symbiote is making it in.
Who should and why?

I would love to see Agent Venom and Mania, but they probably won't get in. How about Anti-Venom?

I miss Mania...

We all do, user.

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What is this from?

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Deadpool & the Mercs for Money #5

Thanks. I'll have to check it out.

Why couldn't Peter just give Venom the dick.

Do you think Venom ever played with Peter's dick when he was wearing the Black Suit?

>physically bonded flesh to flesh
>not constantly fondling his dick

I miss Pat =(

What would a symbiote do for me

sexually?

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Because everything Peter loves gets screwed. It's way better off with someone it can have a happy ending with.

You're in luck, there is an /aco/ thread for that.

What are some must read symbiote stories?

I thought the black suit was a 90s thing but I think I saw an image saying it debuted in the 70's?

Good

Would you join his Church, Sup Forums?

yeah they are adapting minimum carnage

Ever had any weird Symbiote dreams Sup Forums?

Like two weeks ago I had one where Flash and Peter and I were at a movie theatre on top of a building with a red sky.

There was a street somehow connected with snow where a midget Mark Hamill and George Lucas were going door to door advertising a new Star Wars.

Suddenly the Symbiote partially randomly formed some girl legs off of Flash and people started feeling the thighs telling them it was nice. Then the Symbiote came off of Flash and became a girl and we all watched a movie.

I have weird dreams.

Will I get a cool uniform?

Sure

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>Venom doesn't use plural pronouns

Weird.

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The only gay thing here is you, Preacher.

Thank you user

>tfw she will never be mentioned again.

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oh fug

god bless

Ok, IDGAF about how stupid that is, it's cool as hell.

What the hell is it with creators and having this lost soul trope? I never got why they keep characters who are a little wild into this little box where they can't escape their fate.

I never read Marvel - is Flash actually a good guy when he's bonded or is that just a LIE perpetrated by another cartoon?

Is there any symbiote porn of any kind. Pref female.

Ohhhh boy

We should talk about the latest issue of Spaceknight. It's getting good.

Low blow Venom. Not cool.

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I can't wait for issue 11 when he goes back to earth.

Found some but im disappointed that its not of the blacksuit female and just werid shit.

Cool

Symbiotes feel so fucking sexy. You just wanna let the suit "enhance" you and have an excuse to be evil.

>You just wanna let the suit "enhance" you and have an excuse to be evil.
>be evil.
>Not running around stopping small time crime and doing "morally upright" mercenary work with your symbiote waifu/husbando to both fund your easygoing lifestyle and feed them their daily dose of high-octane crazy blood by doing as much cuhrayzee shit as you can to fill up that Stylish Gauge along the way.
It's like you actually want to corrupt the symbiote and yourself instead of just "corrupting" them consensually with your dick during the down time between merc work.

This

Poor Eddie.

>tfw no symbiBROte

>symbiBROte
Nigga that makes no sense, you can't just add the word bro to something, it has to flow with it, it has to have a symbiosis if you will.

Point is I want a symbiote just so I can have a friend.

Same.

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What ever happened to Toxin?
I remember reading his origin where Carnage tried to kill him and then he kind of just.....disappeared.
I know he was a cop and that he didn't want to risk hurting his wife and infant kid so he went on the road with his symbiote. And then I never saw him again.

So, what's the definitive reading list for Toxin?

Can a symbiote......love?
I mean, if I had a symbiote, if it bonded to me, would it accept me? Would it want to be with me? Would it cherish me? And.....love me?

When I go to bed at night, would it stop me from feeling the loneliness? Would it hold me and keep me warm and tell me that everything will be alright?

If it did, I would stay loyal to my dear and precious symbiote forever.

What is love?

Baby, don't hurt me

No more.

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>Eddie can't handle the stress of being a parent so he has to kill them

Child support is expensive.

Symbiotes are irrationally darwinist about their progeny. Any weak enough for them to kill didn't deserve to live anyway

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