Trump General - Burgers edition

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EVENT SCHEDULE
donaldjtrump.com/events/

RALLIES
>Trump in Ashburn, VA 8/2/16
youtube.com/watch?v=V6H-DqWhXBE
>The OVERFLOW ROOM in Mechanicsburg, PA
youtube.com/watch?v=O8J8UtQJu2k
>Trump in Mechanicsburg, PA 8/1/16
youtube.com/watch?v=BTvsxTgzPjk
>Pence in Carson City, NV 8/1/16
youtube.com/watch?v=eLj6-k7sRm0
>Trump in Columbus, OH 8/1/16
youtube.com/watch?v=n8CcHURfuXs

INTERVIEWS
>Eric on CBS 8/2/16
youtube.com/watch?v=G3mZg-PlxzQ
>Manafort on NBC 7/31/16
youtube.com/watch?v=lkCG9cL0h7o
>Manafort on CBS 7/31/16
youtube.com/watch?v=jernEOHGt7w
>Russia scholar Stephen Cohen shuts down CNN shill host who tries to link Trump to Putin 7/30/16
youtube.com/watch?v=mCMyHJJrdDw
>Judge Jeanine Pirro - Panel Weighs On Opening Statement & Clinton Vs Trump 7/30/16
youtube.com/watch?v=qlfEYENlpgA

ENTERTAINMENT
>Compilation of Liberals Predicting that Trump Will Win the Presidency - Michael Moore, MSNBC, TYT
youtube.com/watch?v=lgpt3xsvv9Y
>Game of Culture
youtube.com/watch?v=TjwwSOByHMk
>Hillary Clinton: A TOP TEN Breakdown
youtube.com/watch?v=qfj5s5r7_14
>What Trump Must Do to Win
youtube.com/watch?v=hiGDvph6D4Y
>Trump Girl Trolls #DemExit Protesters
youtube.com/watch?v=4NvcUYPB9KM
>How Trump Trolling Hillary Clinton Emails is Genius
youtube.com/watch?v=4muXm4GwrXM

TRUMP RALLY PLAYLIST
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
play.spotify.com/user/washingtonpostpolitics/playlist/0RGDi11O4gfXuJNjZxSp29

CROOKED HILLARY GUIDE
lyingcrookedhillary.com
pastebin.com/v7WHnG6b
wikileaks.org/clinton-emails/
imgur.com/a/VzlEf
>Wikileaks Leaked DNC Hillary Voicemails
youtu.be/UBKmJ6O6tGg
>CLINTON CASH FULL MOVIE
youtu.be/td2pyyCau30

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en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Emperor_of_the_United_States&redirect=no
archive.is/Qs66n
washingtonexaminer.com/top-structure-of-democratic-national-committee-in-collapse/article/2598408?platform=hootsuite
politico.com/story/2016/08/trump-phony-polls-226567
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animefags are literally the mexicans of Sup Forums
prove me wrong.

Hahahaha, these are still a thing???
LMAO you guys do realize it's over right?
Trump has lost, Hillary has won. Just accept it.
There's not need to stay in denial like this.

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*no

>literally just toothpaste

le woo

>new poll shows clinton leading by 4% in arizona
BUT WAIT FRIENDS, LET'S LOOK AT THE METHODOLOGY THEY USED TO CONDUCT SAID SURVEY
>In a survey of 996 likely Democrat, Republican, Independent and Non-Declared voters across Arizona based on projected 2016 general election turnout, Democrat Hillary Clinton is leading by 3 percent over Republican Donald Trump.

This is why no one should give a shit about election polls this early on

As a Bernout I have to say that I am extremely happy that Trump's going so hard for the Bernouts votes. He's absolutely correct that Bernie was cheated and the system rigged. Hillary had the MSM and DNC stack the deck against Sanders with the narrative that Hillary was destined to win no matter what, especially with the use of the Super delegates.

Hillary is truly delusional if she thinks a strong enough coalition of Bernouts are going to help get her elected, they're not at all. They'll either not vote, stay home, or even go Trump. And everytime Trump speaks about Bernie he redpills more and more Bernouts like me.

That poll showing 90% backing her is utter nonsense, propaganda, and should be completely ignored along with all other polls. When people actually step into that voting booth Hillary is going to lose in November, period.

People who argue otherwise are either delusional, shills, or both. Hillary's only reason for existence is to lose to get BTFO by Trump.

thank you for correcting the record.

I'm tired. I can't take the constant barrage of trump hate. I can't take the fact that people are willing to ignore obvious corruption just because they're afraid of trump. I'm so close to tapping out.

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Alright lads, new assignment

meme this image

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so how do we fight voterfraud when machines are in use in the elections? Can you say to the governor of your state to forbid them and switch to paper ballots?

>All these fucking rallies

Jesus not even Sup Forums can match their schedule.

This must be Trump's strategy, completely outblitz the mainstream media.

Our next president can't carry a tune but he can carry this country

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1470168375739.webm

Just be really obvious with your shill posts.
Then use another sockpuppet and accuse yourself of shilling then link the various CTR related articles and wikileaks emails.

Make America Great Again

the more he comes in contact with the normal voter the less the voter trusts the media. It's the only way he can win right now.

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MAGA

is trump most like andrew jackson? he had a reputation for a ferocious temper that he secretly had under full control and used to his benefit. he was into dueling and never backed down from a fight.

What should I get? I've also never had a double down or a famous bowl

But they were always here, and they do not come illegally, Senor

Someone redirect this to Donald Trump:
en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Emperor_of_the_United_States&redirect=no

Voter fraud can only sway elections by 2%ish something to worry about but not if we knock the hell out of Clinton in the polls

>"it's over" [for us]
>"Just accept it" [our fate]
>the siren song of the damned
>the loneliness of socialist despair

what did she mean by this

wtf is this

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Honestly if you've never had a famous bowl try one

Are you alone? Just get a 7 piece bucket.

it looks like trump's kfc advertisment last night worked

Newt is much better as a non-VP. He's like a silent assassin. It doesn't matter if he sacrifices what's left of his "PC points" (from the BLM comments), he's gonna be Secy of State anyways.

>That poll showing 90% backing her is utter nonsense, propaganda

Kind of figured this, together we will stop her

The national polls are worse

They don't tell you what state the people they are polling are from...They don't give you geographic information on their polling.

Some reporter said the Purple Heart he got was fake, but she hasn't presented any proof at all. They are literally trying desperately.

archive.is/Qs66n
>For the first time, three of the top four New York Times nonfiction best sellers are anti-Clinton books.
>Two new books jumped to the front of the all-important hardcover nonfiction list just this week: Armageddon, by Dick Morris and Eileen McGann, and Hillary's America, by Dinesh D'Souza.

>Who is the God Emperor Donald Trump?
>Mua’don was created from the union of the twin souls of Theodore Roosevelt and George S. Patton.
>The Don was created as Man is: His sole purpose is to do great things.
>One day all men will grow to be strong. Maybe, the first one to follow in his footsteps will be YOU!
>Message paid for by the Meme Magicians at KEK INC.

Alright Roosevelt and Trump meme synthesis: How do we make this a reality?

3 Steps:

1: Parallel their unique life stories

>Growing up in opulence in NYC
>Extremely well educated
>Built Businesses
>Disenfranchised by the status quo polticians of both parties so decided to run their own campaigns against them
>Both had lost fathers and brothers
>Both had incredible children of their own, with Roosevelt's daughter being seen as "America's first princess" similar to Ivanka

2: Parallel their Politics and viewpoints

>Strong nationalist sentiment
>Advocated for a strong military though is known for wanting peace with other nations
>Wanted to reform crony capitalist politics and bust trusts and severe ties with Politicians and Bussinessmen

3: Parallel the characteristics of their campaign

>Populist centric
>Reaches out to voters through cross country tours
>Garners media attention through outlandish speeches and actions
I think Trump also loves the Navy as well

No one can count the 9 point ghost vote. Even democrat pollsters now admit it's out there.

A billionaire having fun.

I was told these were the real nigga hours

Kind of dissapointed desu

No one can stop you from voting on November 8th.

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I really think about this every day. Every time I see a large wall, every time I think about a tower, every time somebody mentions winning, every time somebody asks about a toupee, every time I use spray tan, every time somebody mentions the want to be great , every time somebody says they're an apprentice, every time somebody mentions energy, every time somebody mentions Muslims.

Holy shit. It's a part of me now. This man is a god emperor for me, and taking over my brain must have been a part of his 4D chess strategy. Of course, Bravo Trump you're a real American and a true president. I don't know what to do anymore. I wake up in the middle of the night and immediately yell MAGA! I just can't help it. Every dream I can remember for the past 6 months has had to do with this fucking man. Even if it's just the faintest sound of a rally. Oh my God. Please save me. Somebody. I can't take it. My life is a big fat mess.

mean by what? giving thumbs up?

No one trusts the media m8. He's just gotta driving home the point and keep reminding people how rigged the whole game is. Also rallies in themselves are a huge morale booster, it lets people know they aren't alone, which counters the attempts of the MSM to create an image where "muh right wingurs" are a tiny minority.

Brothers of Trumpgen, we must stand together more than ever
CTR has just gotten 6 million in funding and its going to be hellish from here to the election.
We may be experiencing a drop in the polls, but this is nothing, we've come back from far worse things. Do not let the concern trolls get you down, they're trying to demoralize you, there is still 4 months left in this race and anything could happen. Wikileaks still has a couple of clinton bombs left.

MAGA ON TRUMPGEN

its been meme magik all this time

get the tendies meal faggot

ask for BBQ and extra FLG sauce

newt is fucking BASED man. this guy has a wicked sense of humor, a hot wife, and he loves Trump. he's seriously cool af

hmmmmmm

will KFC disavow the racist advertisement from donald?

>6 million in funding

Hillary will win check em

Eh, the problem is that Trump is overshadowed by Roosevelt. I mean, the man punched asthma out of his body as a child and volunteered for wars because he loved to kill America's enemies.

fuck

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too bad that they can't outmeme us.

trump will fucking win check emmm

Why are the shills and trolls so desperate? Why so many?

Because their party is collapsing from the top down, like a pancaking skyscraper.

washingtonexaminer.com/top-structure-of-democratic-national-committee-in-collapse/article/2598408?platform=hootsuite

"Three top Democratic National Committee officials resigned from their posts in the wake of a recent hack that made thousands of internal emails public, incoming DNC Chairwoman Donna Brazile announced Tuesday."

"Chief Executive Officer Amy Dacey, Communications Director Luis Miranda and Chief Financial Officer Brad Marshall have each left the DNC less than 100 days out from the general election."

You iddiots still haven't caught on have you? Trump is secretly a muslim! He converted AGES ago, and has been clandestinely furthering islamic agenda ever since. Ever wonder why he takes such an aggressive stance on islam, but then reveals his actual plan may not be that extreme? That's all part of his b8 and switch... first he reels in the islamophobe retards, then he softens his stance to get moderate voters... and when he's in office? BAM! Let the floodgates open! Islam is such an important part of his life that he makes sure he is not only an antisemite, but a goat fucker(that's right, that Trump™ steak that you had probably contained trump's cum... he likes to get *ahem* "personal" with his product...) and a misogynist too(remember those "ex"-wives... they're only "ex" in the legal sense... not divorced in Allah's eyes and they still live in his Trump Tower harem)... not to mention he's itching to get America involved with jihad. Remember how we keep hearing that "Trump is playing right into the hands of ISIS"? Those people weren't wrong, I tell you what! Expect mandatory veils for women by 2017 if Trump wins. This theory also explains why he's so hostile to pope and other christian figures... they're infidels in his eyes, right?

Let me help you Achmed.

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No one?

too bad

>As though it would even counter the 7s get

Im here legally, gringo

Trump already won. Check my quintessential dubs.

Lets try again Mohammad, check em, Trump Presidency 2016

Yall can't get for shit. THIS is how it's done.

Mother fucker its 2:30 in the afternoon on a tuesday

anybody want to order some pizza's?

the pizza boy has been feeling a tad suicidal lately...

>?

Milenials hate Hillary, only 31% have a favorable opinion of her.

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wow, nice

very nice

Remember the 6 gorgillion

>9 point
Wow, that much?

How do they know the magnitude of the ghost vote?

With the numbers he gets at his rallies he will near word of mouth saturation point very soon. Critical mass will be reached and the media will be irreconcilably BTFO.

Wow, and that graph doesn't include the results of DNCLeaks.

this is great, I bet you're fun to drink with

I want it framed

GOD DAMMIT DAHNORLD!! GIRF ME DA BUGRES!!

Dahnald, now Dahnald....

Seem like you're in my True Conservative Realm™ now.

Just hand those delegates over nice and easy.

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I wonder why

>animefags are literally the mexicans of Sup Forums
if you don't like anime then you came here from reddit or some other shithole

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>double down
Are you saying KFC still sells those?

Meme until it hurts. All pro trump things, all of us should help fix our own houses. If you have friends, explain how Trump is home improvement. Live your MAGA. Let them see your patriotism in even the simplist of things. You must believe in the movement, to make others believe in it as well

honestly the DNC will probably die during this election cycle and a third party will rise due to this happening.

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What kills me the most about this is that the DNC thinks it'll be enough to quell the Bernouts rage, that we're just going to say "Sure, thanks for cleaning up some of your trash while leaving the main person we hate in charge! Take my vote!"

The only way to appease us is for Hillary to drop out the race and endorse Sanders as the Democrat nominee. Outside of that they may as well be doing nothing.

politico.com/story/2016/08/trump-phony-polls-226567

lads... is it finally time? will this be the next major scandal that breaks?

are we finally going to attack the (((polls)))?

ARE WE BREAKING THE CONDITIONING?

It's 2:30 where you are?

Wew lad, america is always behind the rest of the world. How can your timezones even compete?

Is there usually a high volatility in polls at this stage of the race in a US presidential election? (not including conv. boost)
In France polls for presidential election are not daily and trends are way slower to build. Here it seems like the lead could change any minute. When, how close to the November election, do the polls usually start to mean something?

Pic related. CTR coming to this board after a few months.

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By mere coincidence they struck millienials from the pols

Sexualize the Erio