"Say something cute in your native tongue user!"

>"Say something cute in your native tongue user!"

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semua mata kau cantik ;^)

kushit metumtemet

Fun fact: if you enter this in Google Translate, it suggests Albanian and translates 'cousin metrics'. Make of that what you will.
Als ik over je huid wrijf, komt er dan verf af?

Olet mämmin värinen huora

"Cuzão do caralho" means "I would kill people to have your love"

>"very cute user"

ყვერო :3

mm.. Mikäs neidillä mielesä kun hymyilyttää??? Taitaa kyrpää tehdä mieli,,? ;)) ellen ihan väärässä ole. Voisin vittusi uumaan tunkea kyrpäni,,se sykkii sisälläsi tunnet kuinka mahla mehut valuu vittuusi,,, Vai liekkö jo neiti saanut tarpeekseen?? Hymystä päätellen,,, Oikein häpykumpusi pullistuu,,tyllerö vittu :))

Kom snel met die volgende lading rubber of je andere hand gaat er ook af, vuile kuthoer.

emmä mitään vitun keihäitä myy

*walks toward you*

Tы yжe мepтв

щи opa пyткaтa кaтo opизищe

Omae wa mou shindeiru

Eu prendia-te na minha cave e não sairás sem um criança minha.

Ich bin ein Pozzhahnrei. Willst du wissen was das ist?

Indaħħal il-koppla ta' ras żobbi ġo t-toqba ta' sormok u ma nieqafx inbaqqan sakemm ngħarrqek
minn ġewwa.

Hiraya Manawari

Хoчищь нaкy?

te metía una manzana en la boca y te chupaba el coño hasta sacar sidra

aporo'use nde revi hû porâ

>"L-lewd user"

Urini dak il-warrani mudlam tiegħek u lesti ruħek għal nejka tajba.

jag..... jag e bök

Iftaħ ħalqek u rċievi dan iż-żobb sħun.

this seriously looks like a conlang

Fladdermus.

Italo-Arabic :^)

that's because arabic looks weird on latin script

>"a bit sandy haha"

runkku kullini sykkii

If it bothers you, blame the UK, they replaced for us with Italian.

To be fair, you have to have an ever so hiȝ witscore to understand Rick and Morty. Þe wit is utmostly crafty, and wiþout a strong grasp of beheld worldken most of þe gags will go over a plain watcher's head. Þere's also Rick's wearning outlook, which is deftly woven into his mood- his own outlook draws heavily from Narodnaȝa Volȝa bookcraft, as a forebeeld. Þe rooters understand þis stuff; þey have þe witly inhold to truly get þe depþs of þese gags, to find out þat þey're not just funny- þey say someþing deep about LIFE. As an aftermaþ lede who don't like Rick & Morty truly ARE dolts- kindly þey wouldn't get, as a forebeeld, þe wit in Rick's þingwise fangwords "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a hidden hint to Turgenev's Russish ettin Faþers and Sons. I'm smirking riȝt now just þinking about one of þose addled plainheads scratching þeir muddling heads as Dan Harmon's oversmart wit unfolds itself on þeir farseer shirms. What dolts... how I feel bad for þem. And ȝes, by þe way, i DO have a Rick & Morty carving. And no, ȝou cannot see it. It's for þe ladies' eȝes only - and even þen þey have to show þat þey're wiþin 5 witscore of my own (I'd hope lower) beforehand. Noþin beliȝting kid

이씨발좃갓슨씨깜뚱이씨빨썎끼까뭔꺠쫐깠쓴소리하꾸있어이짜장보지걔씹빨람개씹색기야!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Chupe minha rola cachorra imunda" means "I love you in a way no word can translate"

Nixtieq induqu dak ir-ramel.

Negrii nu sunt oameni.

Дa ти eбa мaйкaтa, тлъcтa cвиньo!
:_)

Ok I fucked that sentence up.

Basically Italian was replaced by English and Maltese by the British, so you know who to blame if you don't like it.

>induqu
taste? shoudln't you put an accent on the d so it sounds like dh

Don't listen to him user. I think Maltese looks cool as shit desu.

Vas te faire foutre américain de merde

i never said it looked bad

Conlags seem kind of rough around the edges to me so I assumed that's what you meant.

Kek

no. How does a dh sound like?

And yes, taste.

Kamelåså

waan ku jacala denmark

youtube.com/watch?v=42ejksXN0oQ

tho some Maghrebis do pronounce it like you (ndouq or sometimes nadawq) because the dh is too hard for them

Isso não tem graça, macaco.

Sos re linda (:

você não conhece ninguém além de mim durante esse tempo e farei coisas indescritíveis que te deixarão louca de prazer.
[spoiler]foda-se, o google tradutor quer traduzir mal para ingles.[/spoiler]

...

ks omk

>that is fucking catchy
Yeah, it sounds similar.
TINI ĦA NSAWWAT!

você não vai conhecer ninguém além de mim durante esse tempo e farei coisas indescritíveis que te deixarão louca de prazer.*
estou a ver que hoje não é o meu dia

>Wake up

>See this next to you

Whats the tactical choice here?

Je t'aime, ma chérie, mon amour, ma déesse amharique.

Lvwy j ka

kurva anyátok

cyka blyat

musimy zapewnić byt naszemu narodowi i przyszłosć naszym dzieciom

set the nigga on fire and help the dog (not in this order)

Throw the dog off the bed and borrow his mating style to mate with ms.ebony.

Immediately take antiretrovirals.

Je suis monté

tuu kontulaan sanoo päin naamaa vitun tukari

"My wife!? With my best friend!?"

qual é qual?

Cyкa, Блядь, Пoдcтaвь мнe cвoю ёбaнyю зaдницy! Tы хoчeшь, чтoбы я тeбя oтoдpaл?Дpoчи мoй хyй ce в poт! Я знaю, ты любишь oтcacывaть!

OH CHAGASSE FAN DE FIFOU QU'ELLE EST TARPIN LAIDE LA REBEU SALE BOUGNOULE DE MES DEUX EN ENFER LES BICOTS UN PAR UN A LA LIGNE

AGUANTE BOCA PAPÁ

Why does Scandi Chad always get the girls?

underrated

Zesrałem się i śmierdzi
Oj ale jebie
Cuchnie niemiłosiernie

that guy is russian