It's a I love anal sex episode

>it's a I love anal sex episode

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>never actually answers the question

>it's a please stop talking gay ahmed episode

in reality it's about dominance, which is sorta implied in the scene, with him saying women don't enjoy it. You can break down most fetishes to basic submissive/dominance.

I like anal in porn, but it actively turns me off if the woman is enjoying it/pretending to be enjoying it.

>because women don't
wew

>Emily ad-libbed that last part

they gave the gay arab a recurring role? what a trash show.

That's weird, I find it better when a woman seems to be enjoying anal, because knowing that she doesn't have the equipment for basic stimulation you also know she's got to be getting off on all the more sophisticated psychological aspects of it, which makes it sexier, because she's not just pushing the button that makes her orgasm, she's actually a superfreak who likes it in the arsehole

are these the gay "muslims" i have heard so much about

emily browning looks like she'd have a shit explosion all over your dick if you stuck it in there

No he's gone.

why do you think that

This show is good but I get annoyed they show more naked men than women. The gay sex scene was even much longer and showed a lot more than the one between the hetero main characters.

there was like one gay sex scene the whole show senpai.

>when you get to see a nipple but the context in which the nipple is is that the dead girl has just crashed her ice cream truck and lal her stitching is come apart and sheeeit

Conflicting t b h

of course she loves anal shes an slut

Is that some Nicky Sobatka?

>he fell for the BBC meme

>women don't enjoy being dominated

>none of this is in the book
>the djinn homosex was literally 3 pages long
>shadow's wife was shrouded in mystery
>same with Sweeney

>the djinn homosex was literally 3 pages long
You mean three sentences?

yup

watching this show since episode 3 onwards has just felt like a huge chore

im about to watch episode 7 now and i know its going to be dissapointing shite highlighted briefly by McShane

but i'll watch it anyway

>highlighted briefly by McShane

I've got some bad news for you user

This is a dead wife episode, there's no time for actual characters that matter

What show is this

Mad sweeney steals the show though.
by the way what was the shit he was shouting at the end of the episode,irish gaelic?

>even more fucking cunt wife
>cock in the first 2 minutes for a change

This is getting really tiresome. I despite this cunt

Also side note, seeing how this show treats the Irish (which i am) i think i'm actually starting to understand how SJWs feel when they whine about misrepresentation

holy fuck

>tfw he's just mad because nobody leaves him bread & milk anymore

ANSWER ME

It's presumably meant to be an old gaelic dialect, níam olc is roughly translatable to "I'm not evil" if you make some allowances

This show is great but Fuller needs to grow out of these quippy, snarky, overly scripted, overly clever "meaningful" dialogue exchanges. No one fucking talks like this ever. No one talks like smarmy young hip writers write their dialogue.

This shit is a relic of the Tarantino / Kev Smith / Gilmore Girls 90's and it needs to stay there.

>Another episode about cunt wife, the most unlikeable person on the show
>Except this time she's in the past, has it completely made with a rich man who treats her well but STILL robs him

C U N T
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American gods

>cunt wife, the most unlikeable person

That's why she's the best character. It's really refreshing.

thanks bby

women can enjoy anal sex, the vaginal walls are right on the other side of the anal walls

I am pretty sure thinking anal sex is such an amazing thing for a man (even though you'll probably get shit on your dick, need lube, doesn't have as soft a texture and is only really tighter around the ring) is an american thing, since they are circumcised and need as much pressure and rough texture on their dickhead as they can get

it would be if they actually treated her as a bad person but the show is constantly trying to spin her as a good person and put her in a good light

probably because muhh wymyn viewers

Suck it up whiteboi, you can't be racist against crackers because i want the in group/out group buzz of being racist with out having to accept the negative connotations of the label.

Best episode of the series u cinema illiterate mgtow retard.

>cant show any black gods or people to be bad in anyway because muhh backlash
>showing irish as thieving alcoholic crass criminals is just fine though

America really fucking hates the irish but seemingly just cucked out super hard to blacks

Did you miss the part where she died and was confronted with the consequence of her lifetime of shittiness?

They're not pandering to wymyn viewers, it's just a show written for people with basic comprehension skills.

>dying somehow makes up for your cunt behaviour and all the other people you've hurt

You must have missed the part where she was to remain forever sealed in a dark box

>here are the consequences for you-
>FUUUUUCK YOU

YAS QUEEEEEEN SLAAAAY.

>cant show any black gods or people to be bad in anyway because muhh backlash
you missed that scene when anansi literally causes that a bunch of black slaves go apeshit and kill everyone included themselves just for the lulz.

I have no clue what you're trying to say. Ironic shtiposting is shitposting. Kill yoruself.

last episode was the worst yet

what the fuck was that shit

I think your mussing the part where that was meant to be a heroic scene of the oppressed rising up against their oppressors.

Nope, it was anansi getting some of that sweet sacrifice.

except that scene was preceded by 'ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER' 'YOU THINK YOUZ PEOPLE TILL WHHHHHHHHHITEY CAME ALONG' 'BREAK DA CHAINS' 'FIGHT DA OPPRESSORS'

Wheras everything to do with the Irish in this show is just hurr hedonism Irish are so dumb and alcoholic and every irish person has ginger hair btw xd

>that was meant to be a heroic scene of the oppressed rising up against their oppressors.
nah,he was a cruel fuck and he was having fun,being a god he could have done something to get them save to the coast easily.

He feeds off of sacrifice. That's the whole idea of the old gods. The exception being Jesus, since he sacrifices himself, so he's the big man on God campus now.

its the opposite

>no story progression
>an entire episode this late into the season about how totally not deadwife kept being a thief and a whore and that brought Mad Sweeney to America

literally almost to the season finale and we're watching Emily Browning go into the past and be a cunt there too

You are not right.
get them to the coast,sacrifice some white evil man and you can save your precious people.
what he did was pure cruelty.

>Mad sweeney steals the show though.

This, and though he's been in a ton of stuff, I've never seen any of the movies or tv series he's been in, other than The Wire and I didn't recognize that it was Nick Sobotka playing Mad Sweeny.

Holy fucking shit

He doesn't care about his precious people. He maximizes his sacrifice high score by getting the blacks and the whites.

Literally the only good scene in the show was the bit where Sweeney talked about how the Church/England erased all of the Irish folklore and the post 'War' bit.

I'm yet to enjoy a single scene with Emily Browning in it - i just want to fucking see old gods go to war with new gods not 'cunt tales II - historic boogaloo'

Also her irish accent is a fucking joke

Anal

I dont know who im replying to,but then im right,there is a black god doing evil stuff.

The perverted "American" version of these Gods seems to go over your head. It makes sense that niggers would be totally self destructive in doing what they see as a good thing against white people even if it means they burn or drown while doing it. It's just like modern times with all the chimp outs just making it worse for them as they worship false gods who use them for their own ends.

>an entire episode this late into the season about how totally not deadwife kept being a thief and a whore and that brought Mad Sweeney to America

But that's straight out of the book.

My complaint is that there are only 8 episodes and we're going to have to wait until next year (for a measly 8 episodes...)

>An entire episode of Emily Browning uses her cunt to get out trouble part 2

in the book sure but if we're only getting 8 episodes did they need to use an ENTIRE one dedicated to it

>all these Sup Forumstard triggered because they're literally too stupid to comprehend the show

>looks at camera
>*freeze frame*
>*record scratch*
>"You're probably wondering how I got here..."

dat wall

This wouldn't be an issue if the greedy Hollywood Jews produced 16 episodes (or more) per season.

At one point, Star Trek had two series running simultaneously and they were putting out 24 episodes per series per season...

He was in OITNB for like .8 of a season

He's great, no idea why he got sidelined so fast. Can't have a strong male character in a show about women in chains, I guess.

>mfw this show is getting absolutely shit ratings
>last episode had a pathetic 600,000 viewers

it's gonna get cancelled

>Nick Sobotka
Jesus christ I never noticed

>Sweeney saves her life
>Haha she doesn't say thank you, she punches him, she's so STRONG and QUIRKY!
>YASSS GIRL SLAY

>This wouldn't be an issue if the greedy Hollywood Jews produced 16 episodes (or more) per season.
>At one point, Star Trek had two series running simultaneously and they were putting out 24 episodes per series per season...
16-24 episode series runs are not a good thing. It spreads the budget way too thin, there's tons of filler, it makes watching the show a chore... these might be pastimes for ST fans but they do not make good TV.

12-13 is pretty much the sweet spot, but if you only need 8 to tell a story there's no reason to make more.

Bro, tell me you are Chicago born Irish, if not you should should hear some of the sjw shit they say here, I've only ever heard it a few time but red nigger gets said, about as much as sand nigger irl.

The only place that acts welcoming is Archer road, buts that only because you can buy people down there and every one is selling something.

Suck my big fat irish root you stupid nigger, at least when we got turned away from jobs we were looking for them and not sitting on out stoop getting pissed they didn't get handed to them, don't you need to pack up since a arabe bought your home and kicked your broke ass out.

You wonder why cops shoot you, because we're pissed all you do is rob and kill each other, and the police jobs were free and you dumb fucks wouldn't take them like we did.

>American Gods is deep and subtle

I think that's the point. It's not subtle at all and you fags still don't get it.

I checked his wiki page and I did watch Weeds but I don’t remember him and I saw 13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi, which he’s also in.

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What part do you think we're not understanding?

You've constructed the strawman but kept it locked up in that tiny little head of yours, please share it.

lmao faggot

Irish born Irish

Donegal
the lack of subtelty is its worst trait imo. I made a thread about it before about how the whole Vulcan town was just beating you over the head so hard with 'DUDE REPUBLICANS, GUNS, LYNCHINGS, GUNS, NOT-NAZI ARMBANDS' but it derailed into pol shit

>Chicago born Irish

That's not a thing, those are called Americans

digits confirm heritage amerilards btfo

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That whole Vulcan thing was really on the nose.

It depends on what you thought about the nig god.
I fail to see how him tricking the slaves into killing themselves is pandering to anyone.

It can be both you know that right you simple minded negro.

You can have a masturbatory "slaves killing evil whitey" moment and still have it tie in with the overall "gods need sacrifice" theme.

Especially when you consider they did it in the Jesus scene too, evil whitey killing poor darkies but also fits the sacrifice meme.

You're the idiot here if you can't see it.

Amerifats btfo

anansi is the universes biggest asshole, in the body of the littlest spider ever.

he dont give a fuck about shit, unless its giving him a chance to fuck, eat like a fucking beast, get drunk, fuck with everyone, dance or be a fucking dick.

rekt

My point being; greedy Hollywood (and cable company) Jews.

There is no reason why American Gods can’t do 12-16 episodes per season other then greed (the book is 750 pages).

The next season of Game of Shitty Thrones will only be 7 episodes, with the following and final season just 6 episodes, simply to sucker viewers into paying for HBO for two years.

And they were only doing 10 episodes per season based on five books, each of which are over 1,000+ pages long….

And lets not even get into UK tv series, which might only have _THREE_ episodes per season (while the Granada TV version had 36 episodes and 5 movies over 6 seasons)

Her face makes her look like she's always one sneeze away from shotgun-blating her panties with shit.

god bless you for speaking the truth and god bless himself for blessing you with the digits.

This, go read Anansi Boys, he fucks with his own son(s).

Even his own legends have him as a giant asshole to everyone.

greatest get of the year?

IF you're a darkie maybe

Irish and proud

Based Porn Kike.

>progresson
It's not a fucking WOWraid u permavirgin.

It was plenty of Sweeney character development.

Shorter seasons = more money per episode. This is a good thing.

>underage on Sup Forums want the ""bad"" guy to be defeated at the end of every episode with a single action sequence or not they will get bored

>Shorter seasons = more money per episode.

This isn't even close to how it works m8.