Homestuck thread

other one got archived so might as well open up a new one

Why does Hussie simply refuse to give us any Hiveswap news? Or any news period? Music team members and other semi-randoms are more talkative than him. Doesn't he know that the first step to building hype for a game during a long development process is transparency and incremental updates? Nobody wants to be kept in radio silence.

Have they told us ANYTHING in the streams? This is absurd. We have a right to know when the fucking game is coming out. I'm livid and I didn't even PAY for this shit.

maybe hes shy

If you had to spend 3 years alone with Karkat, would you go gay for him?

nah

i mean i would definitely long for him, but he probably cries after sex

Nah. I am not Dave "I have a new fetish every fucking day" Strider.

ITS TIME

beg pardon?

boy thats some messy yogurt eating
someone teach this kid how to hold a spoon

>it's an "user keeps saying no while you dump porn gay karkat images" episode

if only this was kanaya....

>angry mutant midget who picks on you and insults your flaws in order to hide the fact that they care because they don't want to be made vulnerable to you

i'd rather have caliborn, he took all of karkat's characterisation and did it twice as good

karkat was tsundere
caliborn was just tsun over more tsun

Look at this good fucking taste right here.

Absolute patrician.

>you now realize Caliborn is a superior Karkat than Karkat will ever be
>you now realize that Blood is really about cuckolding and having all your wishes and dreams happen to other fucking characters

>admitted to spending hours reading calliope's lewd-tender fanfiction
>implying he wouldn't melt into an unintelligible mess if you took his little claw hand, said you cherished him and kissed him on the knuckles

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What if the blood aspect is useless but as an offset they're actually the best at sex?
I mean it's about relationships, responsibility and stamina. I bet Karkat can go on for hours and makes Dave cum multiple times.

>caliborn or karkat
y'all are so basic

>davekat
And thread fucking ruined.

quick we have to bury it with actual good ships

>we never got a caliborn/karkat log

>what Bloodfags believe
>davekat shipper
LOL

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if he went barefoot all the time, probably

oh my god

it would have been incredible

>karkat never went back to the dreambubbles and found a harem of alt selves fawning over and serving the fish queen

wasted opportunity

>you will never be treated as a footstool by karkat. you will never kiss his toes and polish his weird yellow toenails. you will never watch him squirm as you gently nip at his ticklish soles

why live

hussie wasted a perfect opportunity to recreate boku no pico with alien tentadicks
thanks hussie

What fetishes does Dave have?
>Incest
>Mommy kink
>Alien dicks
>????

He is also a furry.

Anyone knows what fanadventure this is from?

asphyxiation. though sometimes he takes it too fa and ends up decapitating his lover

time travelling to have a self-cest gang bang

hussie wasted a perfect opportunity to do literally anything of note. he just ran himself in circles until he was tired of his own bullshit, then tapped out and fed money into commissions

dog pussy...

Dogs AND pussies

i feel like we need to talk about this more

It depends on whether he's Act 5 Karkat or Act 6 Karkat.

You see, it's exactly those 3 years that ended up making Act 5 Karkat become Act 6 Karkat.

Quick reminder that Karkat without dating Dave becomes Game Over Karkat that dies like a hero.

Karcuk, who dated Dave, ended up becoming a crybaby.

No wonder Dave broke up with him

theres a difference?

Ethically justify why you think Karkat wouldn't be a better character on every level if he had been female instead

He would still be a cuck.

Also, he is the reason Kanaya went lesbian

wait whos he cucking

Except you forget that Dave also became a crybaby
They're perfect for each other, two crying weenies

the cucked is the victim of ntr

posting objectively best ship

>those bedroom eyes
follow up pic when

alright yall, this is OP signing off for the night.
keep the thread alive for me

>Terezi and Sollux became a couple and hang out with Karkuck

Why is Solrezi so good?

>You Killed My Father will never be used in a John vs Jack flash
Why does life torment us.

>cutting out a load of abandoned houses for another land picture

This collage crap better be worth it

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Dave didnt become a crybaby. Also, unlike Kanaya, I didnt see Jade become lesbian.

So, I can pretty much guess Dave doesnt cry at sex

The 8a8y is you!!!!!!!!

P-P-P-PANTSU

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>Dave "Toxic Masculinity" Strider not being a crybaby
>Dave "My Bro Abused me" Strider not being a crybaby
Also all knights cry during sex, this is canon fact.

>dave doesnt cry at sex
how could tell behind those shades

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ngl thats kinda cute

WE GET IT
YOU LIKE DAVE/JADE
NOW BUGGER OFF

no

Would anyone on planet Earth ever wear this?

>other one got archived so might as well open up a new one
Huh...that almost sounds like a general

At least link some good lemons

MODS

>The head writer of Hiveswap's favorite characters are Eridan and Caliborn

What sorts of awful crimes will Joey Claire commit?

the only one i know off the top of my head is my own, on paste bin under the name Jade: Receive Gift, and it's not THAT good also it has rape.

I mean if you want to go on my pastebin and look for it I won't stop you but I'd rather not get banned.

no a general is when you create a thread for general discussion on a topic instead of a specific meme
that's why it's called a general

So regarding the casualty placed on the kids by Paradox Space.

Does this have to do with LE's sweeping timeloops forcing the kids into fulfilling the alpha timeline, and had LE not existed doomed timelines wouldn't exist aside from the broken loops created by time players? Did creating Universe C fulfill LE's timeloop (And potentially doing the masterpiece later) and after that make them not worry about being "trapped by paradox space" anymore?

>tfw no latula lewds where she cries as she kisses mituna while holding him

She'll retcon Vriska's existence, which we all know would be the ultimate evil

I imagine so, yes.

I think sessions from here on out, past Lord English's defeat, would have the ability to have offshoot timelines, as long as the timeline closes all necessary loops and either makes the frog or fails to.

what if the reason the horrorterrors try to subvery the game is because frogs take up space in the furthest ring, and they dont want to get evicted

So why are people still pissed that they didn't destroy paradox space or something, or that paradox space was the true enemy.
Isn't it LE's timeloops? Making them finish out the alpha timeline's requirements for LE's inception should be pretty much the same thing?

NIGGERS

paradox space feels like the real enemy because it sort of removes the possibility of free will; as karkat said, it feels like a cheat that some versions of them achieved god tier and were more successful by that particular metric, but it just "wasn't the thing that was supposed to happen".

Now that LE is gone, I think that Paradox Space would be more forgiving. The true enemy was LE all along.

that makes sense

Basically most doomed timelines are the result of LE's many insurance policies that ensure you can't prevent his summoning without causing a broken timeloop. Removing him greatly reduces the risk of accidently dooming the timeline but doesn't eliminate it

>Did creating Universe C fulfill LE's timeloop (And potentially doing the masterpiece later) and after that make them not worry about being "trapped by paradox space" anymore?
>(And potentially doing the masterpiece later)

You know, this might actually be one of the only good reasoning/motivations for the kids to want to go and fight caliborn. There's still the threat of them getting doomed unless they fulfill all the requirements. But the only character that has ever brought up issues with doomed timelines/selves directly was Karkat, I have a hard time believing the others would suddenly start giving a shit.

could you analyze a knight of life

There is that fic she has sex with Dave to lit the forge.

Sick Fires or soemthign the fic name

tfw no Latula lewds as Porrim orgasms denials the fuck outta her

No wonder Latula cried during sex. Porrim is a beast in bed

A Knight of Life exploits or equips Life, which means not only can they summon plants and animals, they can also break the rules of fighting. Think, pocket sand. Sh-sha

Of course he cried. He cried tears of happiness cuz the sex was THAT good. Hell, you see the frog they made later? It was perfect.

You saw the frog Kanaya and Karkat made? It had cancer

>using life as a weapon
crafting living plant weapons and plant armor?

>shoot living arrow or bullet
>plant grows inside enemies

So it's basically Toa Ignika or Toa Mata Nui from Bionicle?

>Mituna hooking her up with an IV after sex because between jizzing a whole bucket and crying she's severely dehydrated

Anyone got some uucest? I'm interested in Caliborn

What's the best class combo for Light?

Thief

Thief of Light, it makes you a mary sue.

heir
it amplifies the passive good fortune of being a light player

sorry, i'll i got us caliborn in a dress. hope it satisfies a little

Mage

I have them trying to beat each other up too!

Thief. No such thing as best because each class has different uses, but if you're talking about min-maxiest, the thief

Dersecest