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there is no fucking way that is not satirical, or fake

any nigger in

the goal

only five things i love in life

shagging
tea
pints
bassline
fights

WRAP YOUR RIGHT ARM AROUND THE BACK OF YOUR NECK AND TOUCH YOUR RIGHT ELBOW WITH YOUR RIGHT INDEX FINGER

NOW CROSS YOUR LEGS AND DO A CARTWHEEL WHILE SINGING STAR SPANGLED BANNER BACKWARDS

BANG BANG BANG

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ah yes

>safely
if they try to shove a cactus up there, they deserve it

la abominacion.....

never got taught to factorise in school

is there a way to plug and chug it? my textbook just says to guess basically

sue

wew lad, what happened?

mone

alright bender

math is literally useless for 99% of people no real point learning it after school

how would you explain if someone found this image saved on your computer?

I would never replace white men with dildos. No homo.

il orco...

HOW DO YOU TURN THIS ON

anime

what kind of autist made the pound and the euro almost exactly the same color?

>one tube line selling their all their trains and leasing them back in order to raise money for new trains

hmm very smart

mite cop this

Might just bounce from uni to uni and live off the grant money

>no football

first rate bender

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ring in theyre waiting for ur call user
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FOPY(fuck off proto-yanks)
virgin
post the pictures haitiANO

I'm not secretive about the fact that I want Emma Watson to fart whilst sitting on my face

alright bender

factoring is really just fancy division if you think about it.

ab + ac , i "factor out" an 'a', which looks like a(b+c), which can be thought of as a * (ab/a + ac/a)

for a quadratic of form x^2 +bx + c, you ask yourself, what two numbers add to get c and multiply to get b. _x_ = c , _+_=d. suppose these numbers are e and f. then x^2+bx+c = (x+e)(x+f) is the factorization of the quadratic

Bwitish cooltuire!!!!!

too busy fighting
now fuck off bender

*blocks your path*

Watch out kid! Where did you think you were going?

how old is she in this picture?

el diablo...

mum took all my grant money when i went to college. to be fair i was living rent free in her house and eating her food at 16 years of age so she had a point

Business idea: don't poo for as long as you can

I call it /nocrap/

Out on patrol lads

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too soon

too late

I've got this Australian flu

im right wing

nonce

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Canadians aren't proto-yanks, you don't know what proto means. They are alt yanks.
Fuck off alt yank.

>ab + ac , i "factor out" an 'a', which looks like a(b+c), which can be thought of as a * (ab/a + ac/a)

that part's easy to understand, however

>what two numbers add to get c and multiply to get b

is there a better way than just guessing?

>im right wing

you're wrong and don't call me wing

Whiter than you Owen

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what?

Just infected a nige, expect he'll be dead within the week

old enough i reckon

Whatever happened to map autism threads?

hurr noofag

any train man in?

climbed on top of Royal Oak/Paddington station today and got this cheeky pic

show some fucking respect

how do I get rid of chest acne?

have you told your parents about this yet

>im left wing

She has a more masculine jaw than most of this general

whats sophies natural hair colour

chortled at this one haha

grey

love train tracks/tunnels lad
looks comfy be careful tho might be expensive if u get caught

just be urself lmao bro just dont drink milk change ur sheets bro haha broo just use cold water hahahaha

>im left wing

Leeds UK

steamed hams

unfortunately, if you're doing factoring like this it boils down to guess work. most of the time it will be obvious what the two numbers are. (by the way, this method comes from Vieta's forumlas: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vieta's_formulas)

Now, if you have access to the quadratic forumla, you can just use that and observe that the discriminant will become a perfect square exactly when there are integer solutions to _x_=c, _+_=b.

she's deffo on the gear here

hahaha wacky bruce does it again

i'm right wing
note to gchq: this is a JOKE

old enough to bleed old enough to breed

>im right wing

we all hate leeds scum

>im a cat

i've gained the reputation as being the funniest, fastest witted person in the office and earlier some girl told me she has friends who "would love to give me a good session". got me hard as soon as she said it. god it feels good to get a glimpse of chadhood

wtf literally how? is this henry
and where's the access point la

>i browse /brit/

how is that even funny

I have a gf

too soon

forehead is just asking for a lovely swing of the cricket bat

>>what two numbers add to get c and multiply to get b
>is there a better way than just guessing?

you have to factor the two numbers until you get a set pair that work

so like x^2+6x+9: take the 6 and 9, take 3x3=9, and then 3+3=6, so it'd be x(x+3)(x+3)

i didn't learn factoring in highschool either. reckon it's a fairly new invention that came along with the common core changes

Spanish has "dinero" as the word for money in general though...

how can you do that

youtu.be/VMEAjTYwEew

gotcha

thanks leaf x

there was an underground tunnel somewhere in north london I used to like walking about,they locked the fucking thing up proper though now

anime?

wrong

Leeds

>im a social justice warrior

El destructor de las civilizaciones europeas.....

no prob, good luck with it

girl i used to work with talked like this:

hahaaaa enniiiiitt, that is creeease thoough
hahaaa fair play fair play yeaaahhh enniiiiitt yeahhhhh to be fairrrr thoughhh yeahhhh

anime