HAPPENING

HAPPENING
NORTH KOREA LAUNCHES BALLISTIC MISSILE
>rt.com/news/354410-korea-launches-ballistic-missile/

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POTENTIAL HAPPENING WATCH
POTENTIAL HAPPENING WATCH

Do we write them a ticket for littering? They seem to have a problem with dumping their trash in the ocean.

>north korea launches into sea of japan

>happening

*yawn*
don't they do that all the time?
nothing ever comes of it.
it's as routine as indians shitting in the street, french getting masacred by muslims or canadians being gay now.

They do this daily

I think you mean North China Sea

Maybe this is all part of a secret plan to irradiate the Sea of Japan over an extended period of time adversely affecting Japan's fishing industry.

If you shopped that you wasted your time. N.K. launches shitty 1950era type missiles all the time trying to show off. Eventually the big dog will have to shut the little dog up, but that day is not today.

>launches rocket at the ocean

How will aquaman respond

>or canadians being gay now.
Touche.

Who fucking cares? They do this almost every other month.

Nothing ever happens because despite what you would believe, NK leadership doesn't want a conflict, they just have to talk so much shit to keep their populace in line while they slowly starve.

Only way NK will ever truly restart a war would be if the US empire collapsed or something.

>what is a missile test

bruh it's not shopped check the link

they fire a missile
we give them food to stop
food runs out in a few months
repeat.

>missile in the sea
>happening

youtu.be/PblG_PtUGQI

YES— Ok. North Korea pulls stunts like this often. Why it's a potential habbening?

— North Korea claims US declared war last week
— North Korea warns US not to engage in joint training w/ its Southern neighbor
— Training coming soon

SITUATION TO BE WATCHED

This happens every couple weeks.

SKYKING, SKYKING: DO NOT ANSWER.

BATTLETOADS.

I SAY AGAIN; SKYKING, SKYKING, DO NOT ANSWER.

BATTLETOADS.

TIME: TWO-TWO.

AUTHENTICATION: NOVEMBER UNIFORM

THIS IS SALTSHAKER OUT.

Every year norks get slapped with a new round of sanctions.

Every year norks saber rattle and launch missiles into the sea and conduct weapons tests.

Every year Sup Forums makes hundreds of "WWIII ABOUT TO COMMENCE GET COMFY" threads.

Sup Forums never changes.

They want more tendies and gibs me dat.

North Korea is the autistic NEET of the world.

Based Samori.
The Jews fear you.
Teach us more senpi.

>tfw you're a NEET who will never own a nuclear bomb.

Why live?

CLICK CLACK CLACK CLOOK

Is this real?

Not a happening

I find North Korea and its antics to be sad attempts to seem relevant desu

That country is insignificant

REPORTS OF SOUTH KOREAN NAVAL SHIP STRUCK

RARE

+++ FRIENDLY REMINDER: THE WAR WILL COME WHEN NOONE EXPECTS IT +++ EVERY PROPHET SAID THAT +++

Lies. I'd have a Telex about that on my desk by now.

Sierra Leon has internet? Are you an elected official? How has ebola impacted your life? Did you know anyone who became a Weeper?

You must be new here.
This happens all the time
It's not a happening unless the THAAD fires off its rockets.

that will sure show the ocean who's boss

Yes, but it was done by folks trying to get others to believe it is the mark that was prophesied in the Holy Bible. That way when the true mark is established, very few will care/know.

>the present state of south korean media
english.yonhapnews.co.kr/national/2016/08/03/73/0301000000AEN20160803002100315F.html

>THE WAR WILL COME WHEN NOONE [sic] EXPECTS IT

Shit, I always expect it to come. I guess as long as I am still alive, it will never happen.

Should I an hero so Kek's Will may be done?

Any read escape from camp 14? You'll actually learn something about the gooks

Only newfags project with the "You Must Be New" card

Ah okay. So just people taunting? I knew the mark had to be in the forehead or the right hand to be the true mark of the beast. So we haven't really gotten to that point yet.

I just wondered if they were really taunting us this way. Sad.

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I remember my 1st time getting trips

>North Korea
>Ballistic missile
Probably has roughly the range, accuracy and yield of your average fireworks.

>norks dick waving

literally who cares. South korea is too cucked to do anything about it

Man, they must really hate that sea.

XXXXX NOFORN XXXXX

020820160042Z

T: NORAD USSTRATCOM CIC JOINTCHIEFS EWOUSCOMM NCAAIRBORNE NIGHTWATCH DODCOM

F: USFK SOCKOR

FLASH: ALERTCON ALPHA

***** THIS IS NOT AN EXERCISE ******

CASE RED.

LAUNCH OF BALLISTIC MISSILE. LOCATION PUNGGYE-RI DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF KOREA.

INITIAL TRAJECTORY TELEMETRY INDICATES TERMINAL PHASE IN CONTINENTAL UNITED STATES WESTERN REGION.

INDICATIONS OF DPRK MILITARY ACTIONS TOWARDS REPUBLIC OF KOREA NOT IDENTIFIED AT THIS TIME.

USFK AND ROK FORCES TO ALERT ONE.

OSANAFB

***** MESSAGE ENDS ******

You LARPers are the biggest fucking faggots in the world

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This is the end

...of this thread

Should have regime changed NK back in 2003

They're the only ones out of the "axis of evil" that were going to end up with nukes in the immediate future (Iraq never was)

Biting it back then and reunifying Korea would have been worth it

Now, you have Norks with nukes, testing ballistic missiles monthly, and they've almost got SLBM capability

They'll probably say some shit about a space rocket failing and that it was not a missile at all.