How the fuck do you lose a war to a bunch of fucking emus?

How the fuck do you lose a war to a bunch of fucking emus?

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>implying we lost
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_Field,_South_Australia

Idiots being idiots, should have just set up a bounty and have hunters hunt them down

Having a difficult time believing this actually happened. But it is real?

Legend says that the Emus took pity upon the Australians as they saw them as deformed children of the British empire. They allowed the Australians to live on the desert surface of Australia in exchange for killing abos whilst they all migrated to their utopian underground cities.

If Australians stop their tithes of fruits and seeds, the Emus will reemerge and reclaim their land.

>12+ birds

>This is our land
>pale monkey shits invade us
>They try to kill us with all their western "power"
>They can't even
>We let the monkeys live in peace so we grow as a multicultural commonwealth.
>fucking immigrants
>mfw

Those are just ones that died of natural causes during the time of the war.

How the fuck do you lose a war to a bunch of colonial peasants with out-dated weaponry?

With them being helped by Spain and France

No other country has attempted to wage war on an emu, let alone won. If anything this proves the rest of the world is full of cowards.

Shutup you bigots! I CAN'T EVEN...NO! The emu's LITERALLY DID FUCKING NOTHING. LOOK AT THIS PICTURE THEY ARE BIRDS OF PEACE.

Here you go, "great" britains results with France on their side.

They also lost to rabbits and cane toads.

They're currently losing to carp.

At least you're good at bantz, Aussies.

How do you fuck up so bad?

Haha in Galipoli the turks had the high ground and had built fortifications on the Peninsula

>Haha got outsmarted by roaches

>All my children loved playing with the pale monkeys.
>They were far more "civilized" than the dirt monkeys, so we thought we could live together in peace.
>Peace sounded nice, but now it's all gone.
>One day my wife found a pale monkey baby wondering around in our backyard
>"We should keep it! the kids already love him"
>I refused, but seeing all their faces, they seem pretty happy, mostly my daughter who seem too fond of the mixed baby baboon.
>11 years pass
>That fucking monkey grew to be a beast. Taller than me but still a weak fuck.
>That didn't stopped him...no...
>One day I come back home from my regular kicking abos thursday...
>I find him on top of my daughter he raped my her emu peach numb so hard it was bleeding internally.
>Women suffrage was a mistake
>mfw

Your moms fat

>TUHrk

>Be Australian
>Be Emu
>Not pale mixed monkey
>Not abo dirt monkey
>Doesn't get shot
>wew
>mfw long live the emu race

KEK
>myfuckingsides.jpg
Lost at "legend says"

We lost that one due to retarded british leadership.

This is the correct stance all you bigots.
I am a Phd in Emu-Human relationships and a specialist in diagnosed pathological bigotry.
Humans and Emus can live together, in fact there are many instances where they could improve our living conditions.

#OpenBorders
#LetThePastDieAlready
#HumansXEmus4Ever

You do realize Japan surrendered a month before that, right?