1. you're are cunt tree

1. you're are cunt tree
2. do you eat pussy?

no but i want to

Niggatina.
Yes, I do.

My gf is shy about it so I have to force it lol

1 flag
2 only when they're clean and don't smell

Of course. Konami Code is best tongue technique, prove me wrong.

no, I'm not an effeminate cuck

>flag
>no, but I wish it

Why yes.
How else would I get called good boy?

I would if I had a gf

so never?

I have but I'm bad it. My tongue gets super sore by the end.

yeah, and i eat ass. but only of my gf

i would never eat cunt or ass of some fucking slag i just met

No, I want the pussy to eat me

Mex
I do but gf doesn't like it

>Popping back up with your face covered in juice to give her a smooch

no, cucks

Yeah

My girlfriend's pussy doesn't taste or smell like anything, I think I'm lucky

That's can't be true it has to be something whether it's good or bad, unless (s)he's a tranny.

Yeah
Its a bit overrated

No, having your mouth anywhere near someone's genitals is fucking disgusting and just the thought makes me nauseous.

kek

Screencap my post

1. USA
2. No, but I want to.

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Tastes faintly of pennies but that's it

Should add I've got a faint sense of smell

seriously what does pussy taste like?

Salty bags of sand and milk

That's why you take a shower before

I'm gay but it's one of my favourite sexual activities

>eating something with more germs than your average public toilet

just curious, you also like soy milk, right?

Try licking your runny nose

you mean you like to eat boipucci? or that you're gay and like to eat girlpucci?

>"ewwwww germs!"
>"Koooooties!!!"
>Calls others soyboys

This scenario cannot be fabricated.

>warlajdn soy laralewlqjds

gay and love grillpucc

digusting, just imaging the smell and all that bacteria in your tongue makes me sick

what. the. fuck.

also vaginal sex > anal

You're like the polar opposite of what every faggot into "traps" says they are.

>total nympho is coming over tomorrow, staying for 12 hours
>she cant get pregnant, so cum buckets inside of her every time we get together
>worry ill cum inside of her the first time we bang, so I wont be able to go down on her any more
>havnt seen her in over a year

1. michigan
2. yes, and then some (think nova scotia)

Your mothers pussy ye

>total nympho
>havnt seen her in over a year
dont worry you'll be licking someones cum

Girlpucci best pucci.
Feels better, tastes better, gets juicy as you do it.

B-but I fancy men more.. It's hard to figure it out or quantify it t bh.

>tfw never done anything sexual with a girl.

This, better run the garden hose into her before hand. Just tell her it's kinky.

well her having a boyfriend is why we havnt lately

>dont worry you'll be licking someones cum
guarantee I wont be

from my experience it doesn't have a taste nor smell, granted i only licked 1 pussy before.

why don't just say you're bisexual

Israel
I do not eat pussy and only God knows how much I want to

Flag
>tfw no gf

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I eat my GF's pussy and suck/massage her feet literally, LITERALLY every night.

done it maybe two or three times and all with the same girl
tastes super salty and the smell isn't great

Lucky man. Have you ever ate her pissy while she wraps her thighs around you?

YES

she is so shy it's unreal so it's taken half a year to get her to do stuff like that but it's glorious. i adore her thighs.

>eat ass
disgusting.

>salty milk and coins

Living the dream man. My gf was shy about eating her out and we broke up before she ever let me. I always wanted to do that. Feel her warm thighs squirm around my had as I lick her down.

It's really nice. I usually start by kissing and massaging her feet to relax her, then kiss up her legs and at that point she's all mine.

Like a champ

But only from the back

how do you eat pussy from the back

She's doggiestyle and I go to town

With your nose up her bum I assume.

>he knows the taste of coins

but the part of the vagoo closest to you isn't tyhe clit part. do you have a 20 inch tongue or something

You can adjust your head. It's usually off the edge of the bed so it's possible

It's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it

I would never touch a pajeet woman

>eat pussy

nigga I eat ass

No im a virgin. I'm gay anyways.

Have you worked out if you will be pitching or catching once you get into the swing of things?

Catching. I have ED due to meds.

>ontario
>indian

>new brunswick
>smoking

wew

It appears the boipussy life has chose you. Godspeed you glorious faggot.

>this thread

Yeah, I wouldn't lick an uncleaned pajeeta anus either

washing >>>>>> wiping, t b h

Blow it out your ass

Maybe with clean water but not corpse shit water like Ganges

>The southern part of India is 3000 kms from Ganges
>someone on the internet believes everyone in India bathes in the waters of Ganges daily.

i like it better when he plays with my feet. not licks,but gently moves his hand and nose around.i don't know why it turns me on so much, but Freudely thinking, i suspect that's because how my dad used to show his ordinary (it's ordinary if you're just toddler, you sickos) parent-child care when i was little, like 3 or 4. oral sex lays in clumsy domination spectrum, which makes me feels awkward. besides it usually leads you to the position where it's implied for you to repay the service, which i never do,but i dont like to feel like an obligor either.if we're fresh after the shower and cuni turns him on so much i usually don't refuse though.

post feet RIGHT NOW

>someone on the internet believes everyone in India bathes in the waters of Ganges daily.
no, what I'm saying is that if you are polluting your holiest river, god fucking knows what you are going to your normal ass rivers

alri pedojew

>Freudely thinking

Don't do that.

not bait-y enough, m8.

try harder.

ehm no. go find some in google.
k. fuck you too.
i do it ironically. can't find any better explanation though.

One of these days you fucking Tamils will get their comeuppance

Those sick fuckers at Quebec

I'm not even Tamil, m8.

>Its only part of our country that is medieval and backwards so we are totally the space age you guys

nothing wrong with watching themselves fuck.

Ayo want sum fuk?

Yeah but I don't enjoy it the way most men seem to, I do it purely for the woman's pleasure. I guess I like having my head between soft thighs but the actual act of eating pussy is tiresome and tastes like seafood, and I fucking hate seafood. I do like face sitting though, like being completely smothered by ass and thighs, but I've never met a woman who enjoys face sitting.

us of a
yes

no, i fuck pussy. it’s a real shame women only let you eat them off

>let

Serbia
Yes

The smell makes me hard.

yeah, I like the act of it, but the taste itself isn't good. not much experience with different girls though so maybe I just had a bad sample of the population, since a lot of people seem to reckon it tastes ok

From my experience the taste fluctuates a bit for each grill