SIR, YOU FORGOT YOUR POPCORN!
SIR, YOU FORGOT YOUR POPCORN!
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Woah be careful there son
D-DON'T COME ANY C-CLO-O-OSER
I specifically asked for crableggs
Hurry robert! Im gonna be late for the ernest in the army/longest day double feature!
Usain, you insane.
I wanted gobs of butter & you gave me plain.
THE FLOOR IS SLIPPERY ROBERT NOO
Wait, what happened to Bill? He replaced you.
>and your other popcorn
The movie is already over, Robert. If you hadn't wasted so much time dressing up as a runner you could have prevented this.
DON'T TOUCH ME NIGGER, OR ELSE!!!
wet floor but you still sprintin over to me
popcorn is good, but i ordered herbal tea
Whats with the outfit Robert? They haven't put you on projector treadmill duty have they? Bastards.
Chuckled
What cinematic universe does Robert exist in?
I like to think he exists in the John Wick universe and is the son of Charon.
>John Wick style saga of one single moviegoer attempting to escape the kinoplex
fucking fund it
SIR
kino
ROBERT LOOK OUT!
NO THANK YOU I'M ON A DIET
PLEASE GET BACK BEHIND THE COUNTER ROBERT
ROBERT WATCH OUT
Clearly he's showing what not to do to a new employee. A customer is sneaking into the no singles theater. Robert would never be so careless.
The Sup Forums Cinematic Universe, filled with kino like Robert's Big Bucket of Corn, For A Fistful of (You)s, Big Guys, The Party Rockers, We Were Kings, and don't forget the latest entry, Afternoon at the Kinoplex
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H-haha. Rod would never dress like that...
Not again!
But real talk, how could you possibly forget your popcorn in that situation?
>hi I'd like a large popped corn
>gets it handed to you
>walk away
Seriously how dumb would you have to be?
that's not the sautéed cabbage I ordered
Imagine Robert slipping and falling in slow-motion with this song on the background
where'd that banana peel go
also will I be able to have a refund for that popcorn?
>hi I'd like a large popped corn
>get it handed to me
>"It will be 36 dollars plus tip plus taxes, sir"
>spent all spare money on falcon chow
>cant tip
>start running away
>Robert jumps the counter and starts chasing me
>"Sir, dont forget the popcorn!"
>he is a nigger so he runs faster than me
fucking kinotorium
haha xD
racism iss funneee :DDD
Sir, you cannot litter here.
thanks man
Based Robbie taking out the trash
wait, what
...
what the fuck is happening
You faggot, now everyone will know about the Robert clones in vault 404
sorry, Thought the banana would biodegrade in here
>Robert working at every station in the kinoplex
a little unnerving and daring by the kino companies but okay
>They don't know that Robert is a creature created in a laboratory then cloned many times
He's the perfect and multi-use being for working in the kinoplex
>go to the only kinoplex in Wales which is 7 villages away
>Get there by my tractor and leave it in the local field
>Once I walk in a siren starts going off
>A black person named Robert (saw it on his tag) walks up to me
>Get scared because I've never seen a black person before
>"Shwmae butt no singles allowed tonight at the viewing of Wonder woman"
>I'm furious as I clearly brought my sheep with me
>Find my tractor was smashed up by the local village gang
>Have to walk home
FUCK YOU ROBERT
>Rod
>Rodert
M-MASAKA
If you're really Robert, then answer this: which showing was I kicked out of last week for "excessive sobbing?"
40 year old virgin
Mmm watcha saaaaay
whew, I was worried you were some kind of imposter
n-nani?
>shwmae
you guys actually say that shit, or is it only for kinoplexes in Wales?
>Robert is bought by other companies
>He's in every shop, every school, every building, he's now your personal butler in your own home, breastfeeding your kids
I W A N T T O W A K E U P
>breastfeeding your kids
this monkey subhuman fucking nigger walked by me today. he said something in his unintelligible nigger-babble. i lost it and called him what he was. a worthless nigger. told that fucker. i hate niggers so god damn much,
A SHADOW CLONE!?!?!
>Refugees Welcome!
>*user sees black man running at him full speed*
>*doesnt know its just courteous robert*
>please god no jesus help me!!!
>*throws wallet on the ground and curls up into the fetal position*
The guy who slipped was his evil twin, Trebor.
He's fast!
Also this.
What the hell is this.
High functioning autism.
kek
I can't believe I read that whole thing, there was no payoff
N-NO WAY!
ROBERT NO!
WHY ROBERT?!?WHYYYYYYYYYYYY?????
Just at the kinoplex, everyone laughs at you in public if you slip out a Welsh word
>It ain't me starts playing
You'd think The Lobster would've been a bigger meme hit on Sup Forums. It's literally 'no singles policy': the film
Thank you,negro. You know I have a lot of problems with your race but I believe you to be a respectable negro.
this is actually damn good
would you watch a flick about this kid and these women?? really got me thinking.
Please don't be alarmed sir, in light of recent tragedies, we have decided to implement new security measures. Anyways, your total comes to $34.99.
what's up with all those guns?
you planning a shoot out in the cinema or something?
Typical
They are for the designated shooters who forgot to bring their own guns
>no user..
>*Robert leans in and whispers*
>we're taking back the kinoplex. Returning it to the people.
What the fuck, you have to buy the guns even if you're chosen as the shooter?
What a ripoff.
>they got niggers in their country
embrassing
>this thread
summer reddit is here
>designated theater shooter only brings one clip
>forgets to prime the explosives hidden near the entrances
this is fucking bush league.
Thanks Robbie
>it's a newfag trying to fit in episode
>clip
>doesn't see the manlets in the manlet pit
>doesn't even throw a grenade in just to be sure
I know giving the designated shooter advice is punishable by death but come on
Name 1 (one) 1st world country who hasn't niggers in it except Iceland
you will never escape
h-ha ha, g-good one Robert. I would never revolt against the Kinouncil
Robert, where the fuck is my cherry coke?
>working the popcorn mines
>see a juicy piece, two different corns have welded together
>its sweet coating glistening in the lamplight
>look around
>guards are distracted
>slip it in my mouth, behind my tonsils to save for later
>suddenly feel a hand grab my wrist
>it's Robert, holding a machete above his head
>LONG SLEEVE OR SHORT SLEEVE
Sir, we only have ginger ale.