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No spics allowed edition

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Sod off beanboy

meow haha

excellent edition

no Yanks allowed subedition

SIxth for the Corries

woof haha

Hermione was sitting alone by the fire in the common room studying for her charms exam when Harry and Ron came down from the boys dormitory.
"Hermione? What are you doing up at this hour?" asked Harry.
"Studying of course. I should ask you the same question." replied Hermione.
"Harry and I were about to see what Snape was doing on the third floor." said Ron, but just as those words came from his mouth a noise came from the direction of the armchair Hermione was sitting in, its source was unmistakable.
"Hermione...did you...did you just fart?" asked Harry.
"No, of course not, I mean...okay I farted. I had a very questionable tart at lunch and it has given me grief all day. Can we not make a big deal of this?" a very red faced Hermione asked as she sank in her chair. Just then a stench came to Harry and Ron's noses.
"Bloody hell Hermione!" Ron gasped as he plugged his nose and fanned the air.
"Oh come off it Ron, it was just a fart!" Shouted Hermione in a mixture of anger and embarrassment.

Soy: yes or no?

ran a red light the other day

*nuzzles up to u*

Awoo haha

im beautfl

(small brain) soy
(big brain) FOY

*runs you down with my tahoe*

Anyone happen to know when the marks and spencer sale ends?

Soy literally means ""i am"" in spanish LOL

The cat meows very loudly because does not want to eat food with other cats

I work there and I don't even know haha. But sale items have to be returned within 14 days though

soylent green is people

bastard iron is sticking to clothes

beto es un abominación.....

What would you do if you saw beto in the street

this thread is for the discussion of British culture

want to shitpost about ireland but i'm afraid of encouraging b*t*

>Bannon could push through his agenda for a simple reason: because nobody in the administration really had a job. Priebus, as chief of staff, had to organize meetings, hire staff, and oversee the individual offices in the Executive-branch departments. But Bannon, Kushner, and Ivanka Trump had no specific responsibilities — they did what they wanted. And for Bannon, the will to get big things done was how big things got done. “Chaos was Steve’s strategy,” said Walsh.

>On Friday, January 27 — only his eighth day in office — Trump signed an executive order issuing a sweeping exclusion of many Muslims from the United States. In his mania to seize the day, with almost no one in the federal government having seen it or even been aware of it, Bannon had succeeded in pushing through an executive order that overhauled U.S. immigration policy while bypassing the very agencies and personnel responsible for enforcing it.

>The result was an emotional outpouring of horror and indignation from liberal media, terror in immigrant communities, tumultuous protests at major airports, confusion throughout the government, and, in the White House, an inundation of opprobrium from friends and family. What have you done? You have to undo this! You’re finished before you even start! But Bannon was satisfied. He could not have hoped to draw a more vivid line between Trump’s America and that of liberals. Almost the entire White House staff demanded to know: Why did we do this on a Friday, when it would hit the airports hardest and bring out the most protesters?

>“Errr … that’s why,” said Bannon. “So the snowflakes would show up at the airports and riot.” That was the way to crush the liberals: Make them crazy and drag them to the left.

Wonder how long it took for the cartel to chop him up

Back from the climbing gym laddos
Feelin swole and sexy

an irish subhuman is in /lat/

Tu eres un spic.

laugh

Which is exactly why you need to fuck off

>climbing gym
yeah? you manage to climb out of your chair you fat bastard?

Push him over and watch him struggle to get up

gizza pic of your veins

brits? more like pakis haha

Call him a faggot out my window as I drive past

I want Emma Watson to fart whilst sitting on my face.

>No spics allowed
Always knew /brit/ was a gay general

mite cop this

Drink mezcal with him

>the flag of Miami is just the flag of India

Grab him by throat and push him against the wall

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*squeezes your manboob*

*adventure*

dude republicans are like doo do dooo but democrats are like durr durr durrr

morning lads
fuck off nonce

*starts getting a boner*
Yea? And then what?

British culture

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any christian rock men in

gf wants to rim me

rude

can't look at her without thinking of her doing rancid farts anymore

don't know why people keep editing this, the original was perfect.

>been awake for 28 hours
>just plugged 500mg of mandy
#yolo

want to rim the bf

Because magapedes are now supporting regime change in Iran

let her lad it's nice

Could someone please explain this to me.

might grab 400ug

am kind of worried that this will lead to scat stuff

off to work lads

don't tread on me

good boy
I'll keep your missus company

Just a tad gay that.

>Nothing gets me off more than a hung, unemployed man.
This will never not be funny

no lad. wash your arse really well first. the aim is for no poo to be there.

Ain't that enough

stomp his head in

hehe I've seen that lady in porn and she's rather violent

she looks so delicate

What is her name?

brian

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honkey tonk women

Hope you get killed by a black guy disgusting south african jew

I want to smell her farts too.

should have invaded mainland japan during WW2 just so we had the chance to fuck this at will

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Cybill Troy

Thanks lad.

Why do Arabs always have this bug-eyed face that looks like they're about to break into tears

the classic
youtube.com/watch?v=mzIwAoesneY

they live in a desert wasteland fucking goats
why do you think

calm it with the racism

racist

I know it sounds daft but they just get me irrationally angry even looking at them

Fat disgusting cretin

did any of the people who made this really believe it would be okay?

._.

business idea: east asian gfs for everyone

'u'

What do you think her farts smell like lads?

salty milk and coins

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What’s your favourite album lads? Need something to listen to on the way to toil

Feel like the east Asian woman fetish is a anglo Germanic thing, as a Mediterranean man I feel no attraction to insect like fish faced gooks.