Am I allowed to LARP as a Slav

I'm 1/8th Polish, can I say I'm a Slav?

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no, you can say you're a mongrel though

Don't act like you don't already.

you're both mutts too

Poles and West Slavs in general don't squat
you're off to a bad start, in fact you should just stop now

>1/8th a nationality

I am 75% lithuanian, 12.5 % german 12.5% russian, can I say im aryan master race?

>'Polish' only refers to a nationality

ask yourself several questions
can you squat?
can you drink significantly more wódka and piwo than your average american?
are you willing to give gromki wpierdol to any immigrant threatening/insulting you/your homeland/your gf/your religion?
are you willing to get into a fight if anyone insults your mother?
are you shit at online team games?
do you hate muslims, arabs and niggers with a passion?
do you hate jews?
if the answer to most of these was 'yes', then ye, you might larp as a slav
>burger in charge of knowing anything about slavs
we do squat, tyvm

Even today our primary immigration is from the U.K. and NZ.

>can I say im aryan master race?
>12.5% russian,

low iq russian meme is real

i'm 100% serbian, can i say i'm a slav?

Koliko namaze imaš na dan?

no you retard you need to speak a slavic language to be slavic

>

>hehe ebin slav squat XD

yeah fuck off only ruskies do it but because polacks are cucks they adopted the hehe slav squat AFTER the internet meme was spread, I don't recall a single fucking squatter few years ago but because slav - slave and poles have IQ 25 if there was a ''slavs eat shit'' meme polacks would gladly eat huge shit straight from cow's ass then claim it's a part of their identity

>Łódź
>Poland
?

To become a true slav you need to live for a some time in real 'slavic' conditions

>russians
>slavs
?

You are on amerimutt level with your diversity Ivan Khanovich von Olafson, the racially purest Slavs are Belarussians even the name says ''White Russians''

im such a slav looook like let me check my iphone look im 1/8th a pole like um... we have like so much in common you know like i LOVE semechki haha funny meme im like also a communist i love poland *squats* haha amirite

don't forget tracksuits and vodka hehe XD such slavic spirit ;)

and hardbass xD epic music for true slavs

I didn't say i'm ethnic slav, but mentally i am.

you are mentally ill too

>Jedno z najpiękniejszych miast w Polsce.
>>Poland
>?
?

Why do you talk a shit? What's the point? Seems to be an another retarded polish kid.

zamknij morde Sasza Łódź to kurwa gówno jak chuj i wstyd dla kraju
why do you have shitskin?

helo yes i am russain i know more poland than poland person :)))))))))))))))

Russians are aR1ans, go choke on a dick, minority subhuman.

I have white skin as also a have my penis in your autistic mouth. And i have to note: Poland is the shittiest country all over Europe, polish people have fucking funny idiotic square faces, your stupid psh-psh language make every normal man laugh

nah ukraine, belaruse, moldavia and romania are all shittier

P.S we BTFO'd you in 1018, 1605 and 1920 and you never won against us without german help

your language sounds like a drunk child go shoot some krokodil

helo yes i am an polish hikki and the only places i've visited in whole my life are the school and the shop near home my but of course i know poland better than anybody else

>I have white skin as also a have my penis in your autistic mouth. And i have to note: Poland is the shittiest country all over Europe, polish people have fucking funny idiotic square faces, your stupid psh-psh language make every normal man laugh

Will poles ever recover from this?

>be russian
>get HIV
XD

>psh-psh-psh-pshshhhhhhh
I think you have a weak signal

ah yes i am an educated russian that has lived in poland for over 20 years and know the country well

ajjjjj bljjjjat dawajjjjj suuuuuka jjjjjja chujjjjjj

how you know russia man in relation to putin
he have computer xD

>ruskies

youtube.com/watch?v=3VrogNec03Y

Top kek

I wouldn't throw a shit if you haven't started first.

>1920
Funniest joke i ever heard. Russia was destroed by 2 revolutions and civil war, invaded by japanesees and others. You just nibbled a piece of a big dying animal like a jackal do.

toplej

>be russian
>destroy russia
W E W

>kuuuuuuurwa przszcz-przszcz ja piiieeerdolę przszcz-przszcz coooo to za chujnia

Polacks got BTFO and humiliated in this thread. Just stop posting, you are embarassing yourselves even more.

saza jjebajj tyyy

>be pole
>not to have even a single polish city

t. wsiowy pachołek
Idź łajno przerzucać gówniarzu z wygwizdowa, w latach 80 i 90 na blokach pełno było kucających dresiarzy

t. wielki mieszczuch co NA DWÓR idzie nie to co te hehe wsiury

Spierdalaj kurwa, tu jest tred dla słowian

>be russian
>can't even write a comprehensive sentence

Když tě nekdo po slovensky pozdraví, trubku
a hned ho jebni po hlavě hned ho zabij.
VY KURVY SLOVENSKÉ ZAKURVENÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉE

Not sure
t. call myself a Jew even though only my maternal great grandmother was Jewish

ale piecze wsiowego buraka

why would you want to larp as someone who literally comes from the shittiest part of europe?

piecze miejskiego szczura

>t. cigan z Bardejova

It's time to stop larping, Polacks

Reminder: Polish people aren't Slavic at all. Polish is indeed a pidgin of German, Latin and Slavic words. I think it must be the Slavic language with the least amount of vocabulary from Slavic root words.

>some people claim they are slavic
>they look like jews and speak gibberish instead of an actual language so other slavic people can barely understand them

>implying that gypsies know how to write
Jáj ta ty si kokot Ivan

Ja som zo slovenského horehronia, ultimate redneck miesto.

No, but Im can say that you are fat.

your flag is literally half poo

xD Feel sorry for you Finnic Mongs.

>You just nibbled a piece of a big dying animal like a jackal do.

>Jukums Vācietis
>______Russian_______
WTF? Why not just "red movement"?

...

Because Russians fell for the Jewish Bolshevik/communist revolution which Poland luckily stopped.

Feeling sorry about yourself? You just proved my point. Russia, Ukraine, Poland, Belarus - all aR1ans. Read your own map, fucking retard.

>tfw Romania is more Slavic than ex-Yugoslavia and Bulgaria

Do your thin-eyed Finnic genes make your vision more blurry?

They don't pretend like they aren't. That's the difference.

good thread

bamp

вoт ты и cпaлилcя

slav(e)s are shit, russian minorites are better than bydlo square headed niggers, same for poland
t. volga german

Sorry, don't read your moon letters.

Ch*chen dogs

>polish diaspora cant read
jees even worse than slavs glas yourself asap
im volga german, not muslim

You should just end your misery faggot.

>faggot
>we wuzzzzz
>pooland is so great while receives gibs in sweden lmao

Russian are Aryan though
He s not russian

>Russian are Aryan though
>we wuz aryan
>we pure slavs
squats and shits himself
fuck slavs
scratch a slav and you get poo in loo
scratch a volga german and you get hulk

And p*Les are subhuman.
Why would you larp as a p*Le?

>>pooland is so great while receives gibs in sweden lmao
???

>we did Volga gurhmunz
Lmao nice fantasies faggot
>scratch
The fuck you on about weirdo?

dont deny you being an autist

Knew what flag this would be before I opened the thread

>you get hulk
Lmao Germs are the cuck race

slavs are white pooinloos lmao
also im quarter christian tartar and cossack
im not a sl*v

The biggest autist in this fred is a Russian Volga Mongol lapping as a GERMan.

>lapping
*larping

no its actually you
im not mongol btw

>slavs are white pooinloos lmao
So Aryan.
>quarter christian tartar and cossack
Literal inbred roach subhuman.
Disgusting. Dont reply to me, your posts smell horrible

>im not mongol btw
If that makes sleep better at night ;D

>Literal inbred roach subhuman.
says the slav
go inject crocodile and thenn jump of commieblock

>also im quarter christian tartar and cossack
100% subhuman.

Settle down, slave