What lies would you tell her to get her to do lewd/sexual shit?

What lies would you tell her to get her to do lewd/sexual shit?

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That I'll fuck her and she'll like it.

I cannot tell a lie

Not interested in cowtits.

why not just tell her that you want to fuck her? Seems like she would.

fuck'er a bunch, i mean her character is sex appeal

that lack of good r34 of her is disappointing

If she wants to make it big, she needs to fuck a fake star.

I don't remember her being a slut in the show.

She's dumb, not a slut. Anybody that works out for two months could get with her.

Though with lying you can convince her, even as a girlfriend, to do stuff she'd normally not do.

Promise that we don't have to do anal.

I'll respect your right to have your shit taste opinion, but still feel it's unnecessary for you to state.

>If you step on me enough, candy comes out

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Dumb blondes with big fake tits are best girls. It's such a shame that most bimbo related art ist transformation crap.

For some reason, I really wanted to fuck Beth.
Why?

I know it's because she had big hips, but the way they drew her always bothered me because she looked like she had chicken legs.

"There's this white stuff inside me that'll kill me if you don't suck it out!"

What is it about bimbos that make them so appealing? I hate those types of people but there's something about busty vapid blondes that makes me fully erect

They're refreshingly simple. Girls who want to look good, have fun and aren't smart enough to care about anything more complicated.

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None, I'm fairly certain I have a decent chance at seduction, and if not then I've still got thumbs.

>Fake boobs
>Dumb
Wow. Your taste is terrible.

>Not wanting a stupid, easily manipulated fuck toy
Wow, your taste is terrible.

Oh, what? I don't want a girl I can discuss deep, complicated matters, I want one with whom I can forget about these things for a while.

Tell her you're Tyler, works everytime

Bump.

I suppose there is the classic "I think a snake bit my penis, you need to suck the venom out!" Or tell here that I'm Tyler.

Is there any chance we can make this a bimbo thread?

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A Sup Forums bimbo character thread would be neat. Though there aren't many to my knowledge.

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And that's a bloody shame.

>83925365
>83925894
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The Pit giveth.

I think we should stick to official Sup Forums bimbos. Not bimboification.

disgusting

it'd be way too easy.

isn't it illegal to fuck the retarded?

Well, technically, Jenny Bravo is a bimbo.

>blond
>hot
>stupid
>thirsty as fuck to score with someone

There's a difference between being retarded and just being stupid.

Fucking Timantha has more art than her.

Why lie, my name really is Tyler.

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My dick was bitten by a snake and I need someone to suck the venom out.

They make really good friends, they're funny and always up for doing something. I couldn't date someone like that though.

I dunno. It's kinda what I'm attracted to. Maybe it's because I'm a bit of a melancholy kind of guy but I find the thought of a girl who's fun-loving, sexy and not really deep or intelligent enough to worry about anything more complicated than "Will I be able to buy that hot new pair of shoes?" kinda apealling.

but is it illegal to fuck the retarded?

I'm sure under some circumstances it'd be considered rape, if they are considered not functional enough to give clear consent.

Though Lindsay is functional enough to give consent. So it's legal to fuck someone like Lindsay. Though fucking a character like Jillian from Family Guy may go into being considered rape since it's shown she can be distracted even by a laser pointer.

>They make really good friends
My best friend is basically the real life Lindsey

Lindsay has been shown to be intelligent enough to get by. I'm surprised Jillian is even alive/not kidnapped.
Lucky you

Right, which is why I said it before: There's a difference between being retarded and just being an idiot.

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This statement is a lie

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Can we discuss how it's weird that bimbo transformation is so much more popular than bimbos by themselves, despite how weirdly specific a fetish it is and how broad the appeal of cute, ditzy blondes with big tits would seem?

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Just let it die.

How about no?

Way to ruin a great character with that thing on the right.

>draws great titties
>draws terrible ass
BOOOOOO

Lindsay is perfect

Definitely
>tfw you'll probably never find a Lindsay to call your own

Even worse:

>tfw I'll never find a Lindsay to call me her own.

Why live

hnnnnnnnnnnggg

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I came here to type this

>I'll never leave you
>The tests came back fine
>We'll always be together
those are same ones my ex told me

I think Lindsay has high functioning autism.

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>Tiny little Hank Hill ass
Why are boobfags so fucking awful?

Tara is the perfect bimbo

you should post more

S E A S O N 6 W H E R E

>Those incredibly, insanely mannish hips and thighs

I feel like this is a gay man desperately overcompensating by stitching two beachballs onto the chest of a man.

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Shouldn't she be more muscular?

space moooooooose

Relevant: the-collection.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=38719

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That face is creepy

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bumperino

I guess because a lot of people find it appealing for girls to devolve into bimbos.