Gunnerkrigg Court

Gunnerkrigg Court

> Chapter 58: Page 28

> Boigs.

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>lets you control your body in ways you couldn't before

She's like the Bene Gesserit now where she can control every muscle in her vagina to generate infinite orgasms

>she can now open the eight gates

What's happening to all the teachers?

love mye some boigs

you see that burger?

>she teaches smitty how to unlock his true potential

>at last he will be unstoppable

>all according to keikaku

I must not have gotten to that part yet, but I believe it.
Damn, Leto must have thought he was hot shit.

>Former rabbit happily chomping away on dead animal

This guy adjusted pretty well.

It's in Heretics and Chapterhouse. They talk about the Honored Matres like they're legendary fuck machines, but at one point they mentioned that actually they're just using sexual techniques every Bene Gesserit knows and can deploy with much greater skill if need be

I was thinking it would be just what Annie needs, now her blinker stone is gone.

>Accidentally unlocks her inner rage/lust

>Becomes an uncontrollable force of destruction/fuck

so basically by the time they graduate all the teachers will be gone but new students will keep pouring in so it falls to the grads to step up and teach the classes themselves, but they have barely any clue how most of the stuff in the Court actually works

and this is a cycle that has repeated since the Court's creation

>yfw God Emperor Leto II could probably blow the minds of women with the slightest physical contact
>yfw he almost certainly did with his legion of babe warriors

I liked that, total carnivore. Not positive, but guessing the lettuce in panel 3 is lettuce that bunny pulled off his burger, he must really hate his former diet

>all those stacked dishes, no signs of stopping
She's actually going to do it, isn't she? A whole horse's mass worth of food.

Court Protector skills are passed from master to student, although at some point Jones comes to the Court. Seems like her job is finding the student, she brought Jim-Jams to the Court and presumably did the same for Parley.

If Jimmy dies, will Jones start doing her life-mate biz with Parley?

Going full naruto while Annie wears a naruto shirt, nice

Of course not, you moron. That's physically impossible. The human stomach doesn't have nearly that much capacity. So unless she has a ward tattoo that lets her eat an absurd amount of food with no drawbacks, that ain't happening.

You can SEE him losing attraction to her as she slowly morphs into a man.

>applying real life physics to a work of fiction in which physics is bent/broken on the regular

>HURP DA DURP IT'S MAGIC DON'T GOTTA EXPLAIN SHIT
Kill yourself.

Get help.

>HURP DA DURP IT'S MAGIC DON'T GOTTA EXPLAIN SHIT

Yup. That is literally what magic is in the comic.

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Stop being a filthy anti-intellectual.

Bullshit. Anja and Donny's computer, fairy souls, why gods exist, power tattoos, Smitty's strings, golems using ether-infused symbols as programming language, magic itself being powered by the souls of the dead... Magic has rules, you fucking tard. The fact that idiots like you refuse to think about them is frankly disgusting.

And this attitude is all over Sup Forums like a vicious cancer. What is so terrible about magic being explained?
>MUH MYSTERY AND WONDER
I swear, any scientist worth a crap with stab someone like you. Knowing how something works more often than not makes something all the more beautiful.

Please stop posting and seek psychiatric care. You're getting far too worked up over this.

Actually, it's evident it is.
It's a singular lettuce leaf on an otherwise empty table and the burger has no lettuce inside.
Unless Bunny got that burger with a side of o single leaf of lettuce without a plate or dressing or anything at all and then just put it on the germ ridden cafeteria table instead of eating it, yeah, it's pretty damn certain that's from his burger.

To which I gotta say, I appreciate the spirit, Bunni, but you're a philistine.
Don't remove shit from your burger.

that's how it fucking works in comics.

>character does training from hell
>MUH METABOLISM
>eats like a bear

If anyone asks the usual excuse is that they mostly run on magic but to some extent it also enhances their physical energy consumption.

I am the bone of my cunt
Sweaty is my body
Moist is my crotch
I have created over a thousand orgasms
unknown to death
not known to life
have withstood pain to create many fucks
yet that cunt will never hold anything
so as I jerk it
UNLIMITED ORGASM WORKS

also, every RPG ever: HP and MP restoring food.

>caring about the quality of stories means you're insane
Fuck you. Media is as much a part of the human condition as eating and breathing. And the quality of stories with fantastical elements often hinges on establishing how those elements function, so that when they become plot relevant, they don't come off as the writer pulling stuff right out of their ass.

>Anja and Donny's computer

Prime example right there. The Court refused to use the computer because Anja and Donny couldn't explain how it worked.

>REEEEEEEE
You can tell yourself you care about the story, but you come off as caring only that the story world works they way the real world does. It's becoming apparent that you have that certain affliction that has become a ubiquitous insult on the internet these days.
I will therefor reiterate my previous suggestions that you look for a diagnosis and treatment.

>the creators of the magic computer cannot explain how it works
Either Anja and Donny are idiots, or Tom is a shit writer.

Nigga you are arguing about the feasibility of a woman eating the weight of a horse on Sup Forums ant god knows what hour where ever you are posting. get a grip.

Dude, she's just eating a lot.
Have you ever seen an anime?

Is it possible for jones to eat so much that she has a huge swollen and distended stomach, and get so full that the only thing keeping her from exploding is her magic tattoos and bodily control she learned through her body channels?

>jones
she can just compress anything she wants until fusion sets in

I care about stories making sense within the context of their established setting. If you're gonna be a tasteless retard who only cares about what you can jerk off to, that's your problem. The rest of meanwhile are going to go ahead and call bullshit when we see it. Or at least I am, since I seem to be the only person on this god forsaken website who isn't obsessed with their own genitals.

Yes. Quite a bit, actually. And it's fucking stupid there too.
>hurp da de durp big bellies are funny LOL
Fuck Japan and their boring ass jokes.

You meant Parley, but this is actually way more interesting.
I'm pretty sure we've seen Jones drink tea, haven't we?
Wouldn't that imply she has a human digestive system?
Can someone confirm this?

It amazes me how fluidly you switch from the honorific "we" to try giving weight to your very poor argument, to naming yourself as better than everyone else. You are not "we", nor are you any more intelligent than anyone else here.

>So unless she has a ward tattoo that lets her eat an absurd amount of food with no drawbacks, that ain't happening.
That seems pretty logical to have. Just a stockpiling of energy.

Well she doesn't need nutrients or anything, given her past.
I am not sure if she'd have a sense of taste (does she have sense of touch? don't remember)

She may be just passing mulched matter through her body without altering any of it.

Like how she breathes and pumps air through her throat to make human sounds, while having no need for oxygen from it.

>That seems pretty logical to have. Just a stockpiling of energy.

What if shes a saiyan now, and east anything and everything she can, because shes now got a magical capacitor battery inside her that stores excess energy and releases it in times of need to go super?

Parley is hungry! Hungry!

>magic computer
>It just works!
Don't get your knickers in a twist.

There were plenty of phenomena and advancements that were chanced on. Actually knowing how things work past basic IF THEN is an arduous process.

Don and Anj basically rubbed sticks together and made fire. The court goes 'so wait a second how the fuck does rubbing sticks make fire?'. When Don and Anj can't respond the court refuses to play with that damn witchcraft.

Magic is not an excuse for lazy writing. Go fuck yourself.

So Anja and Donny are just idiots. Got it.

Many concepts are unproven. Gravity is still being explored despite the basic phenomena being well documented.
You're the idiot.

Dattebayo!

Yeah, why not.

So. Tea comes in, tea comes out?

>Gravity is still being explored despite the basic phenomena being well documented.
And? Real life is complicated. This is fiction, where the creator has absolute control over the setting, so there's no excuse.

The excuse is that suspension of disbelief exists.
Of course she's not eating a whole cow. The comic is just using hyperbole to illustrate a point.
Stop being autistic, shitlord.

>suspension of disbelief
Eat a dick. Suspension of disbelief means that one can accept the idea of a ubiquitous magic field powered by the souls of the dead. It does not suddenly change the well known limits of the human stomach.

>The comic is just using hyperbole to illustrate a point.
A point that was already made when Parley fucking said she was hungry not three pages ago. And if it's supposed to be funny, it's not.

That rabbit is enjoying that role reversal.

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I was gonna say, Rabbit gets to eat whatever they want now.

did fairy leave her wings in the forest?

> He's never seen someone eat 30 pounds of meat in a sitting
That's your own limitation user. Not ours.

Yes. They're just decorative.

Confiscated by gunnerkriggport security.

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>Opening up highways in your own body
When will the cager menace end? Lock up your physical potential and make way for red and white blood cells that feel like riding a bike, why dontcha?

That fucking worm couldn't pleasure a dog in heat. Not with his crushed athropied dick.

He had hands, no?

Eating a horse is bugs bunny level of cartoon physics.

>we naruto now, sempai

Going full Nasu, I see.

She even has a magus crest now.

What is this?

Was wondering how Eglamore could do that stuff. But I don't remember Parley going off to train with him. I don't remember most things in this comic.

A lot happens offscreen.

The term etheric in this comic means "it just works".

You clearly didn't read the comic or don't remember enough to not be talking out of your ass so shut up.

wha?

>Parley unlocking the Chakra Gates
I want to see her Hidden Lotus Jeanne right in the ghost vag.

While watching this episode of Tom's look back I wondered if anyone's ever made a necklace out of the eye symbol? Would love one of those.
youtube.com/watch?v=ru5BEUlslMQ

have you tried googling it?

It does not appear to be translated anyway

It appears to be from Neo-Queendom which is a series of hardcore muscle girl doujin magazines.

indeed, it is. well done, little one.

Looking at Tom's retrospective series it's interesting how Martia the dryad acted so differently from all the other forest creatures we've seen.

>the strange talent of george parley
shes following the hercules method

>necklace
As far as I can tell noone's made the eye symbol into a necklace or amulet. There's jewellery for the forest and court symbols and metal coins that were sold with a card game a year or two ago. I'd suggest going to a local jeweler and getting one made.

I want to a muscle Parley...

Reynardine killed them

Or it's just another day in australia.

Or you're on an expedition that's run out of food.

Please put a trigger warning before appealing to my fetish so hard

Parley or Jones?

Yes

Only one.
Which?

Oh fug
Gonna have to go with Parely

Alright, I'll draw some Parley belly stuffing.

Any specific wishes, like getting fed/eating on her own, specific food?

Eating on her own.
I imagine it'd be BIG food considering recent in comic events

Like anime sized meat slabs?

>he doesn't think people can eat this much
Let me tell you a tale of a faraway land known as America.

Whatever works mate

What card game?
And that's a thing you can do?

George is really going more Goku here with the food