When was the last time you got hard while watching a non-pornographic film?

When was the last time you got hard while watching a non-pornographic film?

I never have

in Knock Knock when the mexican chick fucked Keanu in his daughters school girl outfit. it was the first time i've ever got an erection from a non rape scene

I don't really get hard from visual stimulation tbqh, only if I'm thinking about something sexual intensely

I don't remember. I can't even get hard anymore without physical stimulation.

...

girl with a dragon tattoo.

I'm older so it depends on when I fap now, I'm almost 30 and my libido is already dying out. ANYTIME Niki Minaj comes on a screen I instantly go full mast though. There's gross aspects to her but she still turns me on so bad.

In my teen days I popped a boner regularly watching degrassi (manny especially). The trend continued with Glee.

I still pop a boner from time to time watching Broad City because of the slutty antics of the lead Jewess (not the fat one). It's really the only reason I watch the show.

Also get hard watching Workaholics sometimes, Alice and Ders are both pretty hot. Same with Mad Men for Christina Milktits

As for movies, Hemsworth blew me away in the first thor movie and I could imagine him raping me in the theater. Same with Zac Efron in Neighbors and the Rock in Fast & Furious. I found all the muscled men in Pain and Gain pretty hot too.

Yes I'm a degenerate bi fag.

game of throne, the jail scene, bad pussy showing tits

>Yes I'm a degenerate bi fag.

iktf, I'm there with you m8.

Zootopia

Schindlers List. The shower scene was just too much.

300: Rise of an Empire

Since I stopped watching porn. I get boners for no reason at all. It's great.

I'm with this guy. Also, when they tip the guy in the wheelchair off of the balcony in The Pianist, I came all over my face and my cat. Neither were amused.

(Not that guy) but I'm not ashamed to be bi, there's nothing wrong with wanting to motorboat Christina Hendricks while Chris Hemsworth rams you from behind

>(Not that guy) but I'm not ashamed to be bi, there's nothing wrong with wanting to motorboat Christina Hendricks while Chris Hemsworth rams you from behind


Oh I know, I'm just relating to the guy. I have absolutely no qualms with it. In fact, it feels great to appreciate everything humans have to offer.

this

>8th grade
>About 5% of the girls in my class start having giant titties grow out of their chest
>All the guys hitting puberty
>Everyone is insanely horny, 24/7. Dryhumping is everywhere
>Titcow girl talks to you
>You instantly go full mast
>you'll probably cum in your pants if she even touches you anywhere

Good times, I can barely get it up now without dedicated fapping and I'm 31

An edgy stupid statement, just a tripfag looking for (yous).

Forget which mistress she was, but Oskar Schindler (in the film, not as vivid in the book) had one in the movie with pretty spectacular tits.

Don't know who is worst. Myself for appreciating a nice pair of tits in an holocaust film, or Spielberg for detracting attention from an otherwise serious holocaust film, towards awesome tits.

I'm vexed.

It's because they were all 13, you pedophile.

>An edgy stupid statement,

That's edgy? How old are you?

I was 13 too tho so it wasnt pedophilia

Does Barbarella count?

in the theater, dunno

Yes it was. You're just in denial. I see you tabbed, with lolicon on Gelbooru. You're not fooling anyone user.

I'll turn myself in, in the past.

thank you user

Tell me, were you sincere in that SL shower scene comment? Or, being an edgy faggot?

If you were? seek help
If not? you are just another edgy tripfag attention whore.
>How old are you?
I'm a 29 year old combat vet, who thinks your shit humor is shit.

Watching Black Sails, it fucked up my NoFap.

3 nights ago when I watched Valerie and Her Week of Wonders

evertime an average looking girl locks eyes with me
please help

>I'm a 29 year old combat vet

Oooh, look at me.

congratulations you kill muslim kids for a living.

god i wish i could've served before the surge. my deployment was horseshit.

Fucking faggot

During a film on co-ed wrestling.

Is that girl of legal age, user?

Yesterday while watching El Topo. The bit where he fucks the qt midget made me diamonds.

>not even trying to get out of that position
good lad

Yessir

>29 year old combat vet

buahhahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

BUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I love how as soon as she sits on his face he just submits and doesn't even bother to try and move.

Because it's from a fetish site.

man, fuk you

Ah okay.

>you've watched so many mixed wrestling vids you know the name of the girl & guy here and recognize the room they're filming in

>I'm a 29 year old combat vet

I don't think that's really relevant at all. Doesn't mean you have a good sense of humor either...Or that you're smart for that matter, especially since the average IQ of an enlisted soldier is between 98-105.

sometimes MWZ will have legit matches. Mostly where pic related slaps around some 5'2" 110lb manlet

Appreciate your honest and sincere statement, that completely supports your previous POV that I asked you to simply clarify.


Whoa. You two really told me.

I was blind, but now I see.

Super cereal, thank you for giving clear and concise arguments, for my argument has truly been disproved.

The scene in Inherent Vice when Shasta gets naked, gets on docs lap and explains what she had done to her.

The scene in Persona where Alma talks about her time nude sunbathing.

Both these scenes are extremely erotic.

It Follows, when the guy's mom starts humping him. Best part of the film tbchwy

>when you're watching some kino with your buddy and you look over and he's all like this
what do

Oho, really?

HAH, HAH, FAGGOTS AND MEXICANS.

Watchu gonna do pal? Nothing? That's what I thought. Quit trying to pull veteran status like it's some badge to use, and show a little fucking dignity to the uniform, you fucking mutt.

maika monroe was casually barefoot so much in that it was great

im ashamed to admit my penis does not act normal these days

im ashamed to admit i may have broken it or abused it with too much porn and dry masturbation death gripping

Im ashamed I can't even go one week without masturbating

im ashamed I have 0 girlfriend

much shame

>Ders gives you a boner

That's the funniest fucking thing I have ever heard

The handmaiden's scicorring scene

>I can't even go one week without masturbating
I literally don't remember the last time I went a week without jerking it. It's probably been over a decade. When I actively try to refrain I make it like 4 or 5 days tops.

I can't even remember the last time I got hard to porn tbqh

INTENSE BATTLE FUCKING SIMULATOR 2014

Anything Eva is good.