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qi lai lads

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Cooking up some beef pierogi lads

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VERY anti-semitic thread

I rape bitches but they don't press charges cos i make them cum

Jon Venables, one of the killers of toddler James Bulger nearly 25 years ago, has been charged over indecent images of children.

The 35-year-old, who was recalled to prison last year, will be tried in private, the Crown Prosecution Service (CPS) said.

i am gay for attention

Longest I've gone without wanking is 26 days

niQQa
niBBa

i suspect lisicki and chinkposter are the same person

projection

I've gone 14 days
I wish I could stop when I want that's all I do for the rest of the day and blame lack og productivity on that

Longest i've gone is 3 hours

Press F

When I wank*
Damn phone

>open Rotten Tomatoes
>check all the critics who rated poorly
>all Jewish

always
every fucking time.
shall be doing further investigations and will report back with a hypothesis

why is it that a swede and a frog and a mexican are regular posters in /brit/

mental melarikan diri

You're not really any better

what kino?

autism

I had british foster parents, which is also why i know british

got treated badly by a girl i really liked and i want to tell her she treated me like shit so she doesn't do it to anyone else but i know she'll take it as me caring about her still and i don't want that

dilemma lads

australians are the lifeblood of /brit/, it would just be a bunch of twats sitting around talking about crisps if it wasn't for wacky bruce

random gay comments

China has laid the london underground in rail every 3 years for the past 12 years

Meanwhile, england can't even run a proper train service outside london, and have taken a decade to see 0(ZERO) progress on HS2

ahhhh yes, so THIS, is the power of democracy

Bet this was for The Passion of The Christ.

I was talking more about the fact that you're a Greek or whatever

i'm a yank
my butt stanks
having a wank lads
doing a poo
all over you

Can honestly say I find very little to disagree with in Hitlers social commentary. Not sure why everyone says he's so evil

swiss mountain cheese

what the fuck is his problem?

There are 93 people shot on an average day in the USA.
Imagine that.
That's conservatively about 4 per hour.
Or one ever 15 minutes.
There's a 1 in 15 chance some yank will be getting shot within a minute of you reading this.

haha.

making a bowl of yogurt with lots of flaxseed and oats and berries
the yogurt is from a local all-organic farm and they let you pet the cows

None of you ever make informative posts, bunch of dumb abbos

Wish women had knobs

Hmm okay what are the statistics for getting stabbed in the UK

(yous) more (yous) gib me! gib me!!!

if god is real, he's australian

because they have the demand and are booming
there isn't any care for environment or its people. if your house is in the way it will be demolished with you in it

Can someone delete this spazz

i need spicy indonesian foods for mental stability

me and the lads just chased some white cunt off the estate

probably pretty low

report! report!!!!

based spency ruined him

Found a stray pup with no collar on the way home from work this morning

Think I'm gonna name her Bella

how do you know its stray you muppet

Scat porn ruined me, i can never go back to vanilla

Renewed my National Front membership, lads

I had a quick look but it's hard to tell since there are only statistics on 'knife crime'.
most of these instances will not be stabbings. more having a knife in public. Stabbings in London are absolutely rampant, though. I was reading somewhere that it basically increases the violent crime statistics for the rest of England by like 26% or something. Fucking shit hole.

>if your house is in the way it will be demolished with you in it
uh, try again rorke xx

37,000 a year. 100 a day. 4 an hour. 1 every 15 minutes.

same haha what're we like eh xx

need a bf lads

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cute, CUTE!

no problem kid I love it too.

no collar+very skiddish

Gonna take her to the vet later to get her checked out

i've half a mind to hat you

tell me this: when i post "doing a poo" is that not technically informative? i mean it conveys information to you that you would have otherwise remained ignorant

Yanks are fucking mental about guns utterly brainwashed people

>no collar

one of the lightbulbs in flickering like mad and its giving off a comfy af black lodge aesthetic

Renewed my National FONT membership, lads

We still only had 80 stabbing deaths in lahndahn last year

NONCE

business idea: resurrect the 'business idea' gimmick

As they should be. The UK is a perfect example of what happens when you disarm a populace. You have people being arrested because they taught their dog to raise its paw upon hearing the "wrong" words. A nation without guns is a nation enslaved.

wrong
25,000 in 2015 including ALL knife crimes, not just stabbings

>only 80 stabbings which resulted in death
fucking hell. what a cesspool.

Which are the biggest subhumans, yanks or dixies

my dog got out a few months ago and some bogans down the street took her and i found out about it through some other neighbours but when i went to their house to ask them about it they just got angry at me so presumably they sold her to someone

turn off the proxy juan

got Gandhi calle in captcha. what could this mean

ears just popped

my cat doesnt have a collar its not stray

niggers gonna nig

>ONS statistics show almost 37,000 knife crimes offences took place from June 2016 to June 2017.
Maybe you should try looking at the most up to date statistics next time then, eh? You fucking mong

hello tyrone

ngieers goni neig

this video is cringy as fuck as if all men are giant dildos who want to impale litte kids.

go back to being arrested for joking about with a dog

but there are plenty of creepy old men who want to rape kids rorkey boy

all americans are yanks

t. nonce

T. No gun cucklet

Nice - what's your favourite font? FONT WAR NOW! GAS COMIC SANS!!!!

Go back to being an insignificant shitlord with no future

I'm from Antrim actually.


That was a joke about counties.

for dogs it's different, at least in the US. It's pretty common practice to put your dog's name and your phone number on their collar

tolerance and apathy are the last virtues of a dying society

Piss off you bent yankified twat nothing worse than a pin dick taking his country's safe culture for granted

No, the most retarded ones are dixies i'm sure

whats that quote about exercise? it basically says not exercising and seeing what your body can do is an insult to humanity or something. reckon it was plato or aristotle who said it.

What would an alternate scenario in 'guns UK' envision? Shooting the policemen enforcing a stupid law?

In 2000 years we will look back at Internet culture hieroglyphics and wonder why we all worshipped Chad

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Oh yes, you'll be very safe from the Muslims. You have your trusty spoon.

Killing the political elite when they first reared their ugly, globalistic, anti-native ways.

Speaking entirely hypothetically, of course.

it's a fake socrates quote