I'm so fucking tired of this shithole (Brazil). I need to gtfo asap. But the only way seems to be with a profession, most likely STEM. >mfw 24 years old and an arts degree, almost no experience At least I've got a decent score in toefl (112) Is there any easier way in? Also I'm a faggot, so would have to find a man to get married and get the green card and etc.
legally? only green card, via work or marriage, thats all its actually pretty hard to migrate to US Canada on the other hand, you need at least high education and fluent english for living and working there
Hunter Garcia
>"muh life conditions, muh shithole" >doesn't even consider europe
Joseph Clark
Move to Mexico then move to Canada.
Henry Bell
Why would someone consider Europe in this day and age?
Sebastian Morgan
marry a us resident
im available if you're a qt female (male)
Easton Gomez
people born in the new world would never fit in the old world
Nicholas Nguyen
middle easterners
Carter Jenkins
Stay out please, we have enough Mexicans already. I'm sure you mean well but we can't take anymore and the country is dying.
Jonathan Torres
this, unless you're African, Indian/paki or muslim that is
Austin Morris
The easiest way is approaching a american girl in carnival and marrying her. You have 1 month to make your plan.
Ryan Flores
Bring your sister and I will marry her Then your parents can immigrate here Then you can immigrate here
Carson Sanchez
Kill yourself and reincarnate as an American baby.
Hunter Stewart
This is true. There are too many faggots and not enough guns over here.
Logan Carter
>"europe >>> us" >finishes typing, turns off the pc >goes outside >muslim passes by > "AHLALALALAHU AKBAR, I rape your woman, explode your head" >" Yes please mister kebab, now fuck my mouth" >Sucks vigorously sandnigger's cock while bowed on the quaran" >muslim cums in your face, proceed to rape your 4yo daughter >"ohh yes, mr, please. I hope I'm not being racist" > dismember her in pieces > thank you, may allah be with you > school day finishes >proceed to do it again tomorrow
Christian Sanders
>Also Canada is the 2nd option
Go to college for a worthwhile career, speak English or french fluently, have money.
Asher Scott
Europe is far from ideal, but if you don't consider it, you literally don't live in a shithole.
Nathaniel Long
>Majoring in Arts You fucking deserve it idiot.
Why do you mean?
Luke Phillips
So neetdom? Not everyone wants that life.
Jaxon Price
Imma dude but can dress up as a girl for sex
Carson Lopez
Okay I've changed my mind, when you shit on yuropoors like that you deserve to be in America. Come on over.
David Johnson
why are you everywhere? why do you live in russia?
Nathaniel Flores
Unironically move to China or Japan.
Why do you care? Why would you want third worlders in Europe?
Alexander Bennett
I don't live in Russia, I live in Michigan. My gf is Russian and we're visiting her family/having a vacation.
Kayden Martinez
Now gimme your welfare
Eli Smith
But I'm serious bros, can't stand this fucking place anymore, always wanted to go to america.
Benjamin Morgan
God dammit you just had to go and ruin it, didn't you?
Ian Gomez
which state-city do you live in ?
Jackson Thompson
Sao Paulo
Kayden James
SP isn't that bad tho
Nicholas James
work for the international branch of a big tech company, get to the position of manager, get brought over to the US on L-1 visa, then marry a US citizen or look to have your employer petition for a green card
>arts degree lol good luck man
Isaac Diaz
And yet I can't stand it here I mean, I like the city but this ain't by far like the shittiest american town.
Also I want to be free
Nicholas James
I have an administration degree in a good univ as well, but I'm awful at this
Angel James
Americans give work visas in general only for stem people or manual laboureurs.
Connor Garcia
administration in what? business administration?
L-1 is hugeeeee for tech companies to bring in specialized talent, but not so much for other types of positions.
Daniel Howard
Exactly
Nolan Morgan
then this faggot could be a manual labourer, whats wrong with that? at least for a while
Gavin Cox
Yes, please
Adam Campbell
Like most Brazilians, he's a lazy scoundrel.
Aaron Roberts
Swear I'm not, I hate brazilians
Kevin Robinson
Foreigners can join the US military
its not a good idea, but its an option
Henry Campbell
Actually just looked it up, you need to be permitted to live in the US first sorry
Angel Garcia
...
Leo Reed
Easiest way is to study there and get educational visa.
Lincoln Roberts
I may be able to finish my univ there or even get a masters, but is it possible? I mean, I considered it but it's kinda risky (expensive actually) if doesn't work.
Logan Cruz
>24 years old and an arts degree, almost no experience
You're probably not getting in, although at least you have a degree.
Carter Bell
>wanting to go to the usa why?
Henry Moore
its true Thiago. You can look as white as possible but culturally you will struggle fitting in. It takes a year for people to accept you into their friend group and the weather is depressing af.
Sebastian Cook
Do you have money to invest? You can buy citizenship in Canada that way.
Zachary Hernandez
ok, if you really want, heres the plan 1.-go to canada legally 2.- cross the border to the usa illegally
thats it, ive read its way easier to do so from the northern border than from the southern one
Julian Brooks
when i finnish uni i am gonna immigrate in Germany and rape their woman like my grand grandpa :)))) feels good man
Aaron Green
Understatement of the century. There's gigantic swathes of forests up north that are completely uninhabited for literal hundreds of miles. If you can pack enough provisions and survive for a couple weeks in the wilderness you're scott free. The largest human defense is some grandpa-aged patrol officers with maybe one helicopter and a couple cars every station, which there's not many of in the first place. I don't know how it is on the canadian side but I doubt it's much better
Cooper Perez
Fuck off you disgusting monkey
Hunter Brooks
Good job, Ivan! German women need a strong man and are probably tired of fucking Muhammad.
Parker Brooks
Ironically, it's actually easier than that. There's a ton of "hitchhiker" services up there that'll chain you along to a big city as long as you have the cash.
Josiah Gomez
thnks for the info m8 also had this idea: if caught while crossing to the usa, turn 180 degrees, pretend to be drunk (or be somewhat drunk from the get go) and do my best impresion of a california accent, when they talk to me they'll think im trying to illegally cross to canada and send me "back" to the usa thoughts?
Ryder Sanchez
Are you from San Diego? Your gf is somewhere.. 25 years old?
Jason Brown
They'll check for papers. If you don't have a passport, they'll keep you in prison until they determine where you're from. Border guards aren't stupid.
Also, getting into Canada legally from anywhere but the US is incredibly difficult. Don't let le weed man's rhetoric fool you - they actually have even more stringent immigration controls than we do.
Jason James
i might go there on summer on a scholarship
Samuel Torres
HAHAHA you wut mate
ok, I lived in Canada last year a couple of months. Go there. To Edmonton or Calgary I would say for the best.
The place is growing and need more people, basically the whole place is getting full of asians because they can see the opportunity there to have a new beginning. You would like to live there because your arts degree. I'm a photographer and the time I was there was very great because all the art shops and galleries.
Have fun
Elijah Jackson
I had absolutely no cultural boundaries when lived there for a year. In fact, I fit so much better than in this shit here.
Brandon Gray
Why are brazilians so obssesed with USA? Europe is ten times better... in a few hours you can go from Spain To Italy,France,Germany or Sweden... srsly, fuck america.
Jordan Butler
obsessed*
Colton Davis
el congolombiANO
Well, for one, Europe doesn't have a narco problem.
Asher Morris
>Why do you care? Why would you want third worlders in Europe?
>Haha don't come here >Ok. >W-what? i told you to DO NOT COME HERE! >Yehyeh, i got it. >wtf, ok, i'll let you in... but JUST you. >Nah dude, i don't want to go there. >wtfFF??? COME HERE YOU SILLY BASTARD
Noah Turner
Trust me dude, you don't want to live in Yurop for a long. Man, it is insane what is happening here. Eurofag here BTW
Elijah Bell
Still better than argentina.
Elijah Reyes
no one likes yurop
Joseph Jones
>legally Impossible >illegally Piss easy if you are brown
Wyatt Russell
Really? If i have to be honest, I was thinking about moving to Argentina if I could travel without passport and visa. Your country is big, catholic and you got a lot of space to become a farmer i think. And still better climate than my 55°N
Christian Stewart
>post rapefugee crisis """""""""""""europe""""""""""""' >even remotely good
William Sullivan
Yeh, but economically... Europe is better than Argentina... whatever, come here and try luck, i hope you the best :)
Bentley Sanders
You have rather described Sweden actually
Charles Williams
You're not wrong about a lot of those things, but Europe is still better in a bunch of other aspects
Bentley Rogers
>Learn French, sharpen English skills >Apply to immigrate to Canada >Visit America as a tourist whenever you want, since you'll probably live very close to the border like most Canadians
Lucas Thompson
>mfw have shitalian passport >mfw don't wanna go back to my motherland due to all the niggers/sandniggers shitting up the place >mfw will use it to go to USA instead.
Ian Bennett
i do have the italian passport too... with mercosur passport you can get in the usa by 30 days... with the european you have 60days more, but is practically the same...
Kayden Campbell
>Also I'm a faggot, so would have to find a man to get married and get the green card and etc.
Go on a vacation to San Francisco, head straight to this location:
If you want to be a manual laborer for slave wages, sure. Most jobs will require you to complete an I-9 to demonstrate that you're legally allowed to work in the United States.
Caleb Long
We don't have that problem either (at least not in my region, which is exactly 392.91 times larger than Singapore in area