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black Portuguese gf 2018 edition

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toil in 60 hours

I love the meaning of her name. It's the best name ever.

anime

toil for 60 hours

>Janitor applications are now being accepted for the next ~48 hours.

i seriously wonder what the point of being a janitor is

NEED a white gf

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Fuck me up

anime

Someone tell me irl they are a high iq person
I tell them "Do you go on Sup Forums?"
They tell me no
So I'm like to them Yeah right

Sack Ray Blur

wish i was cool enough to use extra flags

FUCKING CRINGE

woof haha

found a qt who uses Sup Forums irl and now she knows i use /brit/ and i'm sort of worried that my dark secret of browsing this website will be unveiled to my wider social circle

just spent £10 for a kebab to be delivered ama

NEW ALBUM SOON

the 'chon isn't any worse(or better) than so-called normie sites

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[THE JANITOR]
I've a duty as a referee
At the start of a thread
On behalf of Hiroshima
I must welcome you
Which I do-- there's a catch:
I don't care if you're a tripfaggot
No one messes with me
I am ruthless in upholding
What I know is right
Black or white, as you'll see

[THE JANITOR & SUCK-UPS]
I'm on the case
Can't be fooled
Any objection
Is overruled

[THE JANITOR]
Yes, I'm the Janitor
And I know best

[SUCK-UPS]
He's impartial
Don't push him
He's unimpressed

[THE JANITOR & SUCK-UPS]
You got black dicks
Good for you
But there's no gimmick
I don't see through

[THE JANITOR]
Oh, I'm the Janitor
Glad I'm not paid more

[THE JANITOR & SUCK-UPS]
From page one
I'll be watching [THE JANITOR]
If you're thinking
Of the kind of thing
That we've seen in the past
Spamming Boorus, acting cocky
Sockpuppets, blue board tits
N-words, secret-bits
Not so fast

This is not a thread
About crooked Hillary
No political ploys
I think both your
Strawmen are terrific
So know you know
Be good boys

[THE JANITOR & SUCK-UPS]
I'm on the case
Can't be fooled
Any objection
Is overruled

[THE JANITOR]
Yes, I'm the Janitor
And I know best

[SUCK-UPS]
He's impartial
Don't push him
He's unimpressed

[THE JANITOR & SUCK-UPS]
You got black dicks
Good for you
But there's no gimmick
I don't see through

[THE JANITOR]
Oh, I'm the Janitor
Glad I'm not paid more

[THE JANITOR & SUCK-UPS]
From page one
I'll be watching [THE JANITOR]
Oh, I'm the Janitor
Glad I'm not paid more

[THE JANITOR & SUCK-UPS]
From page one
I'll be watching

god I'm so depressed
still unemployed after months
spend most of my money on drink rather than food
no friends
no family
baffled by the fact that my mind hasn't latched onto suicide as a way out yet, utterly baffled

all my fault too

>reddit flags
state

Haven't toiled since 23rd December 2bh

It's a good feel. Next scheduled toil he'll is 11th January

just applied for a new job lads
fingers crossed x

2 days of legally mandated freedom from t*il begin

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Tfw you will never spend more than 7-ish continuous days with your mother, father and brother ever again.

Tdw all the knowledge and experience from childhood has been relegated to history. The feeling of going to your favourite chippy. Of going out with your mum to the cinena on a sunday morning. The feeling of sitting in warm and cozy on friday. All the secret spots you and your brother and your mates found to play. All gone

I did not anticipate this feel upon moving to london for the sole purpose of toil.

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she claims to dislike the red boards
think i may have unveiled my power level when i said i use /diy/

>black

> white than you muhammed

the moon

/diy/ is the best board on Sup Forums

for all you giggs fans out there

>baffled by the fact that my mind hasn't latched onto suicide as a way out yet
give it time

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content-wise it's fairly similar but the reputation alone is bad enough

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Sorry to hear that lad, you do a genetic screen?

enjoyed this post

i only post on Sup Forums, /sci/, Sup Forums and sometimes Sup Forums when there's an orc/taxposting thread

baffling

>recruiter messages you on Linkedin to see if you're interested in a 23k p/a admin job in London

runts

I also enjoy taxposting

any self-hating bender man in

looks like a lot of my family is from norfolk.
not sure how to feel about this desu

Fuck off, disgusting nigger-lover. Pathetic...

>He pays money so he can spam shits on Sup Forums easily

Business idea: unify the Commonwealth realms into one country

Alri six fingers

it's not a legal requirement
read your contract

still miss him lads

good post

ahh lad fuck off fuck off fuck oFFF

>23k salary in London

they expect you to live in one of those tower hamlets 23 men room shares?

is your surname related to the wool or weaving trades?

>23k p/a admin job in London
Literal hell

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>nigger-lover

*runs with the dogs tonight in suburbia*

only the blue ones and we kick out PNG for human rights abuses and corruption

bunkerbro is the best running gimmick on the entire wbesite

where the bloody hell is dave with the bevvies??? the match is on soon

All Malaysians should be killed

Feeling kinda feelsy.

any top of the pops man in?
watch it every friday evening on bbc 4
comfy 2bh

i don't think so but i haven't sussed it all out yet, most of them are locational
we might be long lost cousins yet

Tfw you will never spend more than 7-ish continuous days with your mother, father and brother ever again.

Tdw all the knowledge and experience from childhood has been relegated to history. The feeling of going to your favourite chippy. Of going out with your mum to the cinena on a sunday morning. The feeling of sitting in warm and cozy on friday. All the secret spots you and your brother and your mates found to play. All gone

I did not anticipate this feel upon moving to london for the sole purpose of toil. Its amazing the boringness of leafy suburbia or small town britain seem like a mere phantasm to me now. A wonderful dream

enjoy imitation crab meat but have no idea of its origins

is linkedin actually good for getting jobs and info or is it just facebook for polyester suit wankers

have a major, MAJOR dislike for social media but I'm willing to forgo that in favour of becoming employed

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my uncle shot communist malaysians in the 50s

>turns up on /brit/ a month ago
>learns a bit of british slang
>REEEEEE LEFTYPOL RUINING /brit/ TURNING UP OUT OF NOWHERE A MONTH AGO

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wish i was a millionaire with infinite time to work on my wacky projects

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lots of dutch weavers settled there, so likely you have a little nether in your lands.

black man on celebrity mastermind lads, chose capeshit as his specialist subject and only got 4 points lmao

the best thing about nofap is telling everyone else I am doing nofap

>Recruiter messages me on Linkedin to offer me a $15/h code monkey job in downtown Chicago

I know the feeling

might apply to become a janny so i can delete my own posts and then secretly jannypost

gf just caught me looking at arses on google images

it's both, you'll probably get recruiters sending you shite but you can just block them
it's essential for networking pretty much, and I have a list sent to me regularly from Linkedin with jobs I may be interested in

I think it's worth it

tfw wanna get on nochan

best thing to call in sick as?

>hurr Teenage Kicks (the single worst punk song of all time) is du best song evar!
>10 years later
>A TRUE HEART THESE DAYS IS HARD TO FIIIIND! SO PLEASE BE GENTLE WITH THIS HEART OF MIIIIIIINE

*brutally murders you both even though he's already dead*

a lot of sites are going slow and i guarantee it's because of the intel breach

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I had lurked brit a tinsy bit a while ago and you definitely were not there. I also remember that even when i never came here there were never any communist editions in the catalog except recently. I honestly can't understand how someone can be so delusional that they blatantly lie hoping that no one is going to notice how they spread like cancer here recently.

alri lads

called a monkey a nigger at the zoo earlier

i think it happened in lancs as well didn't it? like they set up a little town

nonce

>the single worst punk song of all time
hmmmm.. probably because it's not a punk song maybe?

it's power pop, paddy

CHING CHONG WING WONG LOVE YOU LONG TIME LONG TIME LONG DONG WONG WILLY HONG KONG

shit in my arse

good lad
shall I get the plunger

Mong

I'm actually so fucking drunk right now lads FUCK it's way too early to be fucked