ITT: Essential nothing-happens core

ITT: Essential nothing-happens core

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the entire mumblecore genre

Life happens when you're not looking. Or shitposting.

More like Barton Fink for Plebs

Manchester by the sea

where's the blue man?

Moonlight
Stalker
Casablanca
Rosemary's Baby
Bicycle Thieves

>nothing happens
>murders
>carchase
>montage of drivin and shootin
>takes actions against other people

You are like a little baby

>Bicycle Thieves
off you fuck buddy

the turin horse. unless you love potatoes I guess

>Moonlight
What a fuckin' snooze. Felt like a film school student's first attempt at feature length.

Kevin was chill tho, I liked the diner scene.

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>Van Gogh’s The Potato Eaters open my adolescent eyes to the world; Tarr’s potatoes simply make me hungry for French fries.

>a man and his kid running around a city looking for a bike

Wow, really much happening.

My Dinner With Andre

does what it says on the tin

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its ok. theres lots of stuff in life you'll never understand.

the important thing is you member to say "you want fries with that.." more as a statement than a question.. those fries dont sell themselves wendy.

ladies and gents, le americann!

How is Oscar Isaac still working... he's the only actor capable of making the Coen brothers look bad!

death to plebs!

Still better than A Serious Man

The Coen's haven't made a good film since The Man Who Wasn't There.

Metropolitan

pic related

any italian neorealism or french new wave film of young women/poor boys walking around town

Manhattan
Persona
There Will Be Blood

This is what plebs believe in

This is what contrarians believe in
>the man who wasn't hee is great, though

Kicking & Screaming

Essential waifukino

Wings of Desire and Ikiru are the two greatest nothing-happens movies ever.

I'm not one to call others plbs but if you put there will be blood under that label then there's no saving you.

I find the concept of "movies in which nothing happens"-thread hilarious.

Every time someone posts this. You guys are literally plebs.

OP is basically the same person who expects the "drop" when listening to music

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Synecdoche NY

It's the king of nothing happens

fuck you faggot thats my favourite movie

good choice

Literally nothing happens for 2 hours

>Rosemary's Baby

come one.. post movies like Inside Llewin Davis
Which is some bullshit

>part 2
>entire big ass fight scene where a ton of main characters die
>jus kiddan lol

yeah, i'd say most of jarmusch's films qualify.
stranger than paradise
coffee and cigarettes

Lost In Translation

Locke

Waiting For Godot

Rabbits [David Lynch]


Kill yourself

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t.b.h.

Fuck you my man.

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Dialogue avec mon jardinier (2007)

Before Sunset, Before Midnight, Before Sunrise

kill yourselves

>>There Will Be Blood

Wtf no

>shot the film at 24 frames per second, but screened it at 16 frames per second. Thus, although only six hours and 40 minutes of film was shot, the film is 8 hours and 5 minutes when screened.
what a goober

>There Will Be Blood

wew

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kek

Persona
8 1/2
Chungking Express
Blue Valentine
Clerks

Beyond the black rainbow

Why was this film even made let alone win an Academy Award? I like films that bring people to justice as much as the next big guy but this could have been handled so much better.
inb4 fuck you man

I didn't watch it but you're wrong

Yet somehow it was easier to sit through than some 90 minute snorefest like Persona.

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>tfw the genre of your film is nothingkino

It was just such a painfully average directed, scripted, acted movie that it's clear it only won because it went after the Church.

Zodiac was ten times this movie and it wasn't nominated for shit. Memories of Murder shits all over this.

absolute madman

>Catholic Church
>brought to justice

good one.

Spotlight was incredible in how it handled the spiritual side of people. If you're not a spiritual person then you would have missed it.

wrong

Twin peaks season 3

Better Call Saul season 2

your favorite movie

Ya dude exactly my sentiments.

I'm spiritual myself but there was hardly any spirit in the film itself. Sure it touched on religion briefly but it was pretty skimmed over imho in favour of centering on journalism and the legal system, and looking at it though that lens. I get that people in the business have to be stern and professional but it lacked so much emotion that it lost a lot of the power it could have potentially held emotively.

Definitive list coming through

The Master
Tree of Life
Every tarkovsky movie ever made
Rear Window
Lawrence of Arabia
Moon
Persona
Casablanca
La la Land
Arrival
It comes at night
Rashomon
Come and see

and worst of all
santantifuckingago

And I love it for that same reason.

>worst of all
you mean best of all? this is a list of great movies

>Rear Window

Remove this. Otherwise good list.

Koyaanisqatsi

>Arrival
What's the matter? Baby can't grasp non-linear structure?

K, now go to the capeshit thread

I loved this movie

well, not MUCH happens but it's a GOAT movie

>What's the matter? Baby can't grasp non-linear structure?

t. average capeshitter

>nonlinear structure
>thinking arrival was complex at all
LMFAO
way to out yourself as a retard

>no mention of Napoleon Dynamite
That is definitive nothing happens but is still really enjoyable movie

Waste of fucking time

I can't watch 20 minutes of explosions, gunfire or super heroes without getting bored out of my mind. It all feels so hollow.

there are good nothing happens movies and there are bad nothing happens movies

Llewyn Davis is basically Frances Ha but with a downer ending instead of a bittersweet ending

I haven't seen this in over a decade but I'm pretty sure it's applicable here.

Why does everyone hate this movie so much? The only thing I hate about it is Zooey because fuck her but I thought it was an okay movie. Is it just a meme to hate it?

A complete waste of time.

>lOL mNIGHT such a BAD DIRECTOR hahaHAHA xd
pretty much
the acting is downright horrible and its bad but its not anywhere near as bad as people make it out to be. if any other director made it, it would've just been forgotten. but because le indian man of many twists made it its memed into oblivion

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Don't put Ikiru to that piece of shit.

There is no plot it's just teenagers doing teenager stuff in the 70's and it's great.

"teenagers"

How old is the second guy? 30?

"hello fellow children!"

>painfully average
I hate it when people say that.

Well to be fair in the film he is supposed to be the older guy who still hangs around with high school kids.

Kill yourself this list is terrible and you don't understand the thread.

what pray tell is the point of the thread then?

>the second guy

Gummo

harmony korine in general

What?

Who?