Hannibal Buress joins Spider-Man Homecoming

Meet your new J Jonah Jameson
variety.com/2016/film/news/spider-man-homecoming-hannibal-buress-1201799535/

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Does Peter Parker live in a ghetto, or why do they keep hiring so many black folks?

miles?

>black people only live in ghettos

shoo shoo Sup Forums

the price they had to pay for keeping peter parker white

Jesus, how many famous people are on this movie now?

Eric Andre for Vulture.

He lives in Queens, literally the most racially diverse place on the planet you absolute fucking bufoon. If you're going to be so stupid at least do the rest of us a favour and sterilise yourself.

>>black people only live in ghettos
>shoo shoo Sup Forums

Yeah, they also lives in trees.

Ho boys, I'm so tired of everything...

WHAT'S UP MELLO

As many as they can fit in. It's the MCU method, cram as many good actors as you can in really minor roles that always end up getting wasted away.

It's modern day Queens...

I like Hannibal, but he's way too laid back for the role I think. Who knows though...

Yeah, I expect he'll be a teacher or advisor of some kind.

I think it'll work. He seems like he can do that menacing anger really well.

I know, I'd just be fucking hilarious

>HE STOLE THAT GUY'S PIZZA

>shiiit Peter I need pics of Spider-man like, tomorrow

So Progressive!!

>most racially diverse place on the planet
>lets hire a bunch of black guys

He's not Jameson. Click your damn links.

>Hannibal as Jonah

Wouldn't be the worst idea.

>user baits the sjws
>CRITICAL HIT! ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!

Spider-man's gonna get the Bill Cosby treatment.

SPIDER-MAN IS A SOCIOPATH!

>J Jonah Jameson

How the hell is Jonah going to rage at Spider-Man if he's high all the time?

POOR CASTING.

You haven't even looked at the cast, you're a fucking idiot.

Don't tell me how to live my life user.

Thanks for pointing that out though

>being an angry black man

And Chicanos and Indians.

Hannibal as Harry Osborn

>Dad this is a bad time for us to reunite. Why would you step out during the biggest interview of my life
>You haven't been in my life AT ALL
>I'm interview TONY STARK. FORMER WAR MACHINE COLLABORATOR
>and Ozorp lets you step out with YO DICK OUT


youtube.com/watch?v=VFFsOWFoJzQ

Cool. Might as well take it a whole different direction, no white guy would ever hope to top JK Simmons, anyway. Was still kinda holding out for Terry Crews, tho.

this cast tho

Remember, blackwashing is always ok

If they're going the Ultimate JJJ route he does end up mellowing quite a bit.

He's not playing Jameson. He's just in the cast.

READ THE FUCKING ARTICLE YOU SLAG

And Sup Forums please return to your containment board.

FUCK THAT SHIT!
WHEN ARE WE GOING TO GET THE SNAIL DOWN MOVIE?!!!

Yeah, leave Sup Forums to be the hugbox board we want it to be!

fuck off to twitter

Shut up nigger

Man....us white people always get the shaft. At this rate well be even less than 95 percent of movie casts and 99percent of The stars.
I mean come on it's so unfair!

Oh, woops. I'm gonna guess he's one of Peter's teachers, then.

MUH Sup Forums BOOGEYMAN

>SLAG
>Being a Britcuck

But who is going to kill Hannibal ?

>It's another chimp gets cast as a white man flick
When will the black defacing end?

I'm not dissapointed that he's black. I'm dissapointed because he's not MUSCULAR JK SIMMONS

>have a character well defined in the comics
>lets change his race
why
if you wanted to make your cast diverse, use a role that would fit them.

Make your own movies and comics Jermaine and stop begging for roles created for better white actors

no one cares about white people
they're the blanks of culture

I swear blacks make up 11% of the population but get 99% of the movie roles. You'd think they'd have learned after the awful reception nig-Torch got in the last Fantastic Four movie, white people want to see white actors

"ayy peter these pictures are bullshit man. Get me some of that spider-man dude, niggas crazy"

>all these people thinking he's JJJ
At least read the article before getting mad.

>expecting common sense from Sup Forums
You ask too much

>he said while posting on a white website discussing a white comic book character, created by a white person's, film adaption

>Says the self hating white kid wearing the "feel the bern" t-shirt living in suburbia

Why are you such a faggot OP? He's not playing Jameson.

I guess you wanted those (You)'s pretty bad.

*smacks lips profusely*

Oh man, what a disappointment. I wish they had got someone else for JJJ.

Yeah use a role that would fit the. From the multitude of beloved comic book minority characters created in the silver age.

Fuck you I laughed

Looks back at it, he'd be a good Shocker or Overdrive.

>JJJ is the purest white European
>cast the blackest nigger from Africa to portray him
Is it too late to send them back?

99 percent. ..uh huh. Wow must be hard finding a starring role as a white actor I bet.

What is "making new characters"?

Indeed, they keep trying to make all our heroes black for whatever reason

>this clickbait thread
Well done OP, you've managed to bait them.

eh.. he doesnt look jamesony. there's lots of black jamesons around though. redd foxx in his day could have played a great black (well, slightly black, largely native american) jonah.

>making JJJ black
Well they probably don't want people giving them shit for not having Simmons (who was perfect)

>black thug
>Jonah
Nah

Stay butthurt, Sup Forums

It's truly what you're best at.

You mean like all the original characters in this movie people have been whining and bitching about because they're not known spiderman characters? Yeah I'm sure that'll go over fine.
No one will make threads asking for mj and Harry instead of all these brown people.
Uh huh original would make everyone happy yah dumb Fuck.

Is Sup Forums literally the most retarded board on this website?

You guys can't even read an article.

Shut up nigger boy

Sup tumblr

JJJ is a jew though, like half the marvel universe, including Peter
>me
>white
>even a burger
lol

Sup Sup Forums

What is the fact that almost every new character that either Marvel or DC tries to introduce, especially minorities, fail before they have chance to justify adaptation?

What is the fact that almost nobody who wasn't created before 15 years ago is given a shit about in comics?

Queens is still majority white.

>What is the fact that almost every new character that either Marvel or DC tries to introduce, especially minorities, fail before they have chance to justify adaptation?
So why put blacks in movies if they can't stand on their own in comics?

black johnny was never the problem, black johnny and white sue was

So is this cast, it's pretty representative of real life if you actually look at it.

I represent Hannibal Buress and I can confirm this news to you all this evening. Hannibal Buress has indeed joined the new Spider-Man movie.

Because nobody gives a shit about comics.

And blacks can't be heroes when there's money involved

>JJJ got blackfaced

He didn't though.

>Sup Forums complains about raceswapping in movies on their Austrailian Crab-Watching forum
>sjws get raceswaps into multimillion productions

wow one side actually gets shit done. thats what I respect

People who don't like comics like movies, shocking I know.

Also it's nothing to do with their race that they fail, almost every new character fails which is why we have the everpresent status quo. The only difference between minority and white characters is that the are far far fewer minority characters who are 'status quo' 'necessary for success' characters so they get shafted in favour of the white well recognised, well known ones we see everywhere.

You're so cute when you're mad, Sup Forums

>ctrl+f robbie robertson
>0

christ, Sup Forums

>nauh cliff, ah need pictchuhs
>pitctchuhs of spiiiidah-maaan
>nauh if you'll excuse me, I got a saxophone solo t'play.

>The article literally doesn't say what role he'll play
>Retards just believe what OP says

Nah its Sup Forums
then Sup Forums
then Sup Forums

White people dont watch black movies either

>Its another Sup Forums starts leaking episode

>he's playing Miles

>Eric Andre as JJJ
>Hannibal Buress as Betty Brandt
>Whenever Peter enters the Daily Bugle it's just a sketch on the Eric Andre show.

Screw Spider-Man, this is the movie I want.

They got the wrong black guy

Whoa a black man in a comic book movie? He must be playing [token black man from comic]

My brain cannot even comprehend anything else!