Authority is not given to you to deny the Return of the King, Stuart!

>Authority is not given to you to deny the Return of the King, Stuart!
Why did he call him Stuart? I thought his name was Denethor?
This really confused me

Denethor was his surname. His full name was Stuart 'Stewie' Denethor

Like Gandalf is really called Gandalf Mithrandir?

Nope. His name was Gandalf StormCrowe

What about this dude? Aragorn was an alias and he was really Elessar the whole time?

Can't we just have a genuine LotR thread once in a while? It's either this shit or tax posting which was fun at first but quickly became lame as it ruined attempts at actual discussion.

Nope, his name was strider. Did you watch this film mute or something?

If you don't use memes no one replies :(

>forgetting the mandatory "Why didn't they just take the eagles to mordor?" shitpost

It's truly the worst.

Yet it gets the most replies and occasionally leads to lore discussion

Why didn't they just dig a tunnel and passed under Sauron's eye?

I thought that was Strider?

Tunnels, and to be precise darkness, attracts all the nasties in the world, and digging under the heart of darkness would be pretty stupid.

Because....um......no

So was it Frodo Baggins or Frodo Underhill?

There's always one fag that thinks pipeweed is marijuana and the fact you get this same exact shit on /tg/ doesn't help

Then why didn't they just fill a balloon with Helium and flew up above the clouds, where there is no darkness and no Nazgul?

No helium discovered yet.

Baggins Underhill Frodo
He uses his middle name in the pub.

What about at night?

Magic gas?

That is assuming helium existed.

If hobbits live in tunnels dose that mean they are actually evil?

This is the most idiotic thread on Sup Forums right now. Holy shit, just kill yourself already you cucks.

Gandalf "Stormcrow" Mithrandir Olorin

lol'd

Tolkien apparently claimed middle earth was europe, meaning it's in our reality, so it's possible.

Only hobbits from Hobbiton live in holes in hills and yes, they were evil.

What movies are like LotR?

Lotr threads are the best thing about tv

The Hobbit

Any good movies?

No matter his name, Galadriel will never stop riverdancing.

Geth this hothead outta here

None that I can think of sorry

Serious question: is there a track similar to this? Angelical, comfy inducing with a small bit of sorrow sprinkled on hope?

Would help if you posted the track

Go north. Find the Dunedain. There’s a young ranger amongst them. You should meet him. His father Arathorn was a good friend. His son might grow to be a great one. He is known in the wild as Strider. His true name... you must discover for yourself. Legolas! Your mother loved you.

FEANOR DID NOTHING WRONG

>He is known in the wild as Strider. His true name... you must discover for yourself.
>*winks at camera*