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Comfy Saturday edition

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Hi

>tfw no beer

dobry vecer

First Vienna baby in 2018

how cute.

where is my czech beer?

>PLAYAN
Zombie Army Trilogy, finally completed the first coop mission that took like 3 days and was hard as fuck
>WATCHAN
was watching This Is the End because lots of known actors but apparently they are there just for 10 min and rest of movie is Seth Rogen, James Franco and the rest of their garbage weed gang so I turned it off and watched Friends instead
>LISTENAN
nuthin
>READAN
nuthin
>EATAN
boiled 5 eggs, sliced a couple of tomatoes, few spoons of peas, a bunch of mayonnaise and salt. ate all of that at midnight
>DRINKAN
mineral water Vytautas of course
>FAPPAN
nope
>FEELAN
meh pretty tired

>Tarkovsky's Stalker
good luck, that shit's pretty boring/stretched but the idea is nice. it's a really long fucking movie, like 3 hours or something

Atleast it isnt a cigány like here in eastern europe so it aint that bad r-right?
God I dont want Magyars to go extinct

>how cute.

Babies aren't cute. It's the ultimate joke played by humanity.
Drawings, various animals, letters,... all of that looks cute to us "because of babies". Yet babies look anything but.

>rest of movie is Seth Rogen, James Franco and the rest of their garbage weed gang
funny, that's exactly what I call it

Here's British Columbia. I was expecting a Chink baby.

>first baby of 2018 in Virginia
NICE

thats a nice orkish face aswell as he was probably m*tilated by some jew

did the tough dude department reject your application or something?

>babies aren't cute
>orkish face

RIP Slowvakian and Hungry fertility rates.

>orkish face
Yes for murimutts. Our babies look human. And our birthrates are all horrible.

Hungry babies look like full grown Americans.

>post in /v4/ for a year without any problem
>all of a sudden can't post anything without this one Hungarian freaking the fuck out

>RIP Slowvakian and Hungry fertility rates.

They are already in the gutter, man.
1.37 back in 2015 and getting lower.
To give you an idea, Japan is at 1.46. And this is including all those 6-7 child families the gypises continue to have.

>tfw I became Attila destroyer of ork's

No they just look like mongols because we wuz khanz

I still don't quite understand why this is the case. In Japan it's obviously due to their autistic permavirgin culture where men get rejected for a date when they're 15 and lock themselves away in their apartment for the rest of their lives jacking off to lolis, but why v4 countries? Do people not feel like they earn enough to raise children or is it something else?

>khanz
you wuz croats

this year first one wasnt gypsy but guessing from names and villages which I know are gypsy majority most of them were.

Isn't it that gyppo wich got 2 kids born first in 2017 and 2018 in some east slovakia shithole no one knows about?

Because 1 people now tend to focus on careers and 2 is because of low af pay for most jobs with 27% áfa on everything you buy. There are also things like buying housing or anything is hard since the prices and the taxes and our corrupt retarded govt just makes things way worse
>tl;dr everything is shit over 1 million young hungarians left for the west for better living and that number is rising and the ones who stay here rarley have children plus I think younger generations will slowly turn into those permavirgins from 15.
Lies and false documents

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pretty much this.
who wants to have kids in this damn countries, the girls can leave to marry foreigners in their cunts

nah the pic is from 2012. the obvious gypsy names dont have pics for obvious reasons

Not to mention muriork culture infested our womens minds turning them into whores and men are junkies in the younger generations
>t. permavirgin shut in

Is it just the lighting making this bitch look dirty or do gypsies actually look like they just ate potting soil from a trough

kid looks weird but the woman is normal and I would say even lighter than usual
yeah thats one of many reasons.

>tfw this how we die not in a war for survival but by not having kids
Its such pottery

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God tier vidya from your cunts?

>In Japan it's obviously due to their autistic permavirgin culture

People who are badly off but aware of it strive to have kids as late as possible. Japanese economy is in the gutter, hence the behavior.
Same here, really. The jobs pulling the local economy are not the kind of jobs that can support a modern family.

Some people emigrate, others chose to stick around in vain hopes until around mid-30s when they get hit in the face with the biological factors, quickly get a kid, possibly divorce over it and live on the rest of their lives like that.

Nothing can compete with Arma.

I'm not autismo enough to play Arma

user please stop
You make a comfy saturday a sad saturday.

Original War was better. So was Mafia, and Fish Fillets.

JUST GO MAKE BABIES

dig more gadzo :DDDDxD

>Sup Forums users having kids
Just nem

Nemaš evričko na chleba?
More to je zlatá reťázka?

marry femvak, it can work

>marry some thót you dont even know and hate

it worked for all our ancestors, it can work for us

ujo aky je cas? ukaze ten mobil sem
nemate par centov na listok?

People do, but with Czechs.
The place has the best fertility rates out of all of its neighbours (+ Hungary) for that very reason.

But it didnt
>ork pretending to know more about history of an area than one who lives there

>tfw can understand slovak gopnikspeak
so this is what it feels to be slav

>Original War was better
Too bad only Polacks care about it now. At least someone does.

>Poland, heavily Catholic, is the worst
>the Czech Republic, heavily atheist, is the best
well that destroys a whole bunch of stereotypes

calm down you autist

user we are larping, using gypsy slovak.

or because Slovaks create families in Czechia instead of here.

In what ways is it different? (if that's too hard to explain to somebody who isn't a West Slavic speaker then never mind)

>t.autist
But I am calm

of course I understand that you are just pretending
still funny to see that gopniks/gypsies typically ask for same thing regardless of language or nationality lel

It's in retarded accent that you can actually HEAR grammar mistakes.
They often use their own words mixed with slovak when they speak to whites.
But they use gypsy... language? When they speak to their own kind. Can't understand much from what they say, except very few words.

The main thing would be the extreme accent and deep voice they say it with, which is not really all that easily put into written form.

That and certain words like '(dig) more'.

its not really gypsy slovak its just the usual lines they use to steal/beg from you.
this is gypsy lang
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good night

Why does living in a cigánská osada seem so comfy?

Dobrou noc a sladké sny, Litwinku.

dobru noc litwin

Remember, you can always purchase some spare copies for your friends at Good™ Old® Games© at very reasonable prices!

I know, it's like 5 euro on steam, but I already got all my friends who were interested into it.
Maybe if Stucuk ever manages to fix the desynchro issue, we might even try multilplayer...

>dirt and shitty smell everywhere
>build your own house out of horrible low quality scrap material or die
>no proper plumbing, electricity only stolen
>everyone is ugly, women want to make you puke
>no idea what and how they even eat other than buy shit with beggar money
>nobody wants to actually do shit and get better, if you don't complain about your living standards at every gathering, your friends and family start being suspicious that you might be turning into a gadžo (normal human being)
sure seems very fucking comfy

>Why does living in a cigánská osada seem so comfy?

It's not the worst thing in the world.
Gypsies, to their credit, are not bad people. Most aren't, anyway. They're just crappy neighbours and someetimes you're shit out of luck and end up with the worst clan imaginable (once again, even other gypsies do see those for the scum they are and avoid them).

Look at all those families where the (usually white girls) marry into one and end up living far happier lives than their 40-something classmates who either don't have kids or hate their jobs or went through a divorce,...

yeah and
>the rats big as cats
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>tfw new black death will start in Luník IX.

These are their mounts

śmiechłem

You should leave comedy to the frogmunchers, user.

it's an old dank meme though

wow
hello agaib

Hi amerifriend

hello czecho-czechian
did you ever get zaolší back

>czecho-czechian
>a Czech = person of Czech nationality
>a Czechian = citizen of the Czech republic
Yes I am both

>Zaolší
Pretty sure that's the part that's actually ours

>be me
>enjoying a little me time (a few weeks without a job, but I have reserves, cause I've worked my ass off in the past 8 years)
>check on normiebook
>classmate1: *look at our perfect wedding photos"
>relative1:
>lady from across the street: "our benefits are taken by Orban"
>classmate2: *I'm on a european tour visiting many countries*
>crazy uncle: posts Kárpátia
>classmate3: Look at our new baby
>crazy cousin (divorced 4 times): "Men are pigs and can't be trusted"
>a bunch of fucking people: sharing hoax articles
>even more people: sharing jpeg artifact images that put nigger twitter to shame
>classmate4: Look at our new baby
>classmate5: Look at out new baby
>successful relative: "My business is growing and can afford this new audi"

>me guy who has spent over a decade on this shitty anime dissussion site: "I've fucking wasted a whole month to watch shitty shows and shitpost online"
>but then suddenly:
>this one classmate who is a bigger fuckup than you and is still living his emo phase in his late 20s and never had a normal job: posts edgy music

I already feel better

>posts kárpátia
>crazy

He isn't crazy because of the Kárpátia post.
He is that, you know... odd one out of the family. The black sheep with a criminal record.

the area the soviets took from yall?
oh, good to hear
if you guys (czechoslovak) were one country again how much of a difference do you think it'd make in yalls national sports teams?

but you need 2 persons to make a baby..

people*

I guess maybe a slovak or two would reinforce the hockey team maybe? I don't follow sports...

That's the hard part

More like:
> you need a biologically female person and biologically male person, who identify their biological gender as their sexual genders to make children

Or in normal speak:
>you need a man and a woman without brain-damage to fuck

>what are artificial wombs

that's kind of obvious, pham
redundant and unnecesry in my case

I don't trust those yet.

We get it, your a woman. Still you are an user posting on a shitty imageboard.

You are equally as worthless as us, but don't get mad. It wont get better.

>You are equally as worthless as us
but I know that user, no reason to get mad

also, what do you do in this friday night?

>unnecesary in my case
nice try José
But its our only hope!

I think I've seen that before I saw End of Eva, guess it makes sense now.

>ending of eva makes sense now
It never will make any sense

Its a bad habit, sorry.
Well I'm basically haven't done anything in the past month
see: My stomach is acting up and my blood-work looks bad. My high blood-pressure does not help and makes wanking near impossible.

Yeah, but I rather not try it yet maybe in 5 years.

All pretentious show are like that.

I mean the meme makes sense

The original ending was better desu

what is Sup Forums turning into?
>user offers to voice chat
>starts crying 5 minutes later

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>3:30 post ends in 333
Almost perfect