TRUMP GENERAL - FUCK WITH TRUMP, GET FUCKED EDITION

>PAY-TO-WIN: Obama Administration Sent $400 Million to Iran as American Prisoners Were Freed
wsj.com/articles/u-s-sent-cash-to-iran-as-americans-were-freed-1470181874

>Hillary says: "We are going to raise taxes on the middle class," crowd cheers
twitter.com/SeanKD/status/760605882065485824

>THE MAN WHO IS INVESTIGATING CLINTON RIGGING ELECTIONS MAY BE ASSASSINATED
EVENT SCHEDULE
donaldjtrump.com/schedule

RALLIES
>Pence Rally in Phoenix, AZ 8/2/16
youtu.be/-qMi-dNE0Wo
>Trump in Ashburn, VA 8/2/16
youtu.be/V6H-DqWhXBE
>The OVERFLOW ROOM in Mechanicsburg, PA
youtu.be/O8J8UtQJu2k
>Trump in Mechanicsburg, PA 8/1/16
youtu.be/Qi6i242Yauo
>Trump in Columbus, OH 8/1/16
youtu.be/n8CcHURfuXs
>Trump in Denver, CO 7/29/16
youtu.be/WB6einfNK2A

INTERVIEWS
>Donald Trump Interview on This Week with George Stephanopoulos 7/31/16
youtu.be/hhy-xQbQ14s
>Manafort on NBC 7/31/16
youtu.be/lkCG9cL0h7o
>Manafort on CBS 7/31/16
youtu.be/jernEOHGt7w

ENTERTAINMENT
>Did you wipe the server?
youtu.be/7gWRoa52sVc
>Compilation of Liberals Predicting that Trump Will Win the Presidency - Michael Moore, MSNBC, TYT
youtu.be/lgpt3xsvv9Y
>Hillary Clinton: A TOP TEN Breakdown
youtu.be/qfj5s5r7_14
>What Trump Must Do to Win
youtu.be/hiGDvph6D4Y
>How Trump Trolling Hillary Clinton Emails is Genius
youtu.be/4muXm4GwrXM
TRUMP RALLY PLAYLIST
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
play.spotify.com/user/washingtonpostpolitics/playlist/0RGDi11O4gfXuJNjZxSp29

CROOKED HILLARY GUIDE
lyingcrookedhillary.com
pastebin.com/v7WHnG6b
wikileaks.org/clinton-emails/
imgur.com/a/VzlEf
>WALL STREET IS WITH HER
youtu.be/iunhY8_-gtU

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nbcnews.com/politics/2016-election/paul-ryan-primary-opponent-heart-proxy-war-between-trump-gop-n621906
youtube.com/watch?v=V-IhE5Wyk0s
youtube.com/watch?v=7VcqSjXMhbQ
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

THIS IS AWOO~VEMENT

>Trump will never run
>Trump will never release his financials
>Trump will never breach 15%
>Trump will never win New Hampshire
>Trump will never breach 25%
>Trump will never win SC
>Trump will never breach 35%
>Trump will never breach 50%
>Trump will never reach 1237
>Trump will never recover after Wisconsin
>Trump will never win unbound delegates
>Trump will never recover after Colorado
>Donald, hand over the delegates...
>Trump will never be the nominee
>Trump will never predict BREXIT
>Trump will never pivot to the GE
>Trump will never unify the majority of the GOP
>Trump will never poll better than Clinton in swing states
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You are here
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>Trump will never survive Kooky Khan
>Trump will never list his cabinet members
>Trump will never call out CNN for not reporting the next WikiLeaks
>Trump will never debate Hillary
>Trump will never call Hillary crooked to her face
>Trump will never win a debate against Hillary
>Trump will never have a victory dance with Melania as the election is called
>Trump will never be POTUS
>Trump will never build the wall
>Trump will never block risky or illegal shitskins
>Trump will never deport said illegals
>Trump will never bring back manufacturing jobs
>Trump will never abolish Common Core
>Trump will never renegotiate our trade deals
>Trump will never win a second term
>Trump will never MAGA
>Trump will never MEGA
>Trump will never colonize Mars
>Trump will never colonize the Milky Way
>Trump will never deport xeno scum

>Elrod, Adrienne
Will she be kek's next sacrifice?

Would be a shame if something "got" her... You know?

I guess the polls can be wrong. Everyone needs to look at the cuckservative get BTFO for being against trump

>one shitty district can be generalized

kiss

Don't forget to embark upon the Great Crusade.

>be a shame
No need to lie brother

Hopefully KEK grants her to suffer and die like all of the others who opposed Trump and are now dead.

HOLY FUCK

TRUMPS REALLY GOING TO WIN

Yep. You can even see it in how Trump performs better in automated polls than in person-to-person polls. It's a reverse-Bradly Effect. Scott Adams is calling it the Shy Trump Effect.

It's Wednesday, November 9th, 4:17 am ET. I just time traveled into the future My hands are shaking right now. HE FUCKING DID IT FAGGOTS, TRUMP DID IT!!! I have to go back in a few minutes though.


Went to the wrong general, only got like a minute left now fuck

How will Trump poll better than clinton in swing states when those are the states she is going to rig?

Its not stopping there.

>mfw I'll never be in a photo with Mean Gene Okerlund and Donald Trump

To be honest, I think Trumps odds of winning are extremely, extremely low.

My reasoning has nothing to do with how people vote. I believe Hillary has her people in charge of all of the vote machines, and will have them all return results in her favor.

She's gotten her people into every position of power imaginable, she would not overlook something like this.

Fuck off with this weeaboo shit

>kiss

Did he just get herpes I know how you gypsies are

Post timestamp when you DO IT FAGGOT

>he doubted it
Get out. Only true trumpsters allowed.

Ok just went to cnn real quick to get this screenshot, gotta go back now. So happy though

vocaroo.com/i/s06Xo4JNySHp
a.pomf.cat/tduqna.wav

CTR shills BTFO

Is this stuff about Manafort saying the staff are suicidal legit? Or is it just media lies trying to demoralize the Trump camp?

He wants to kiss my dick. Hill shills like that

Maybe those other "prominent republicans" that were supposedly planning to speak out against Trump will have second thoughts now.

Of course this is all according to third-rate NBC shill Katy Tur, so nothing she says should be taken seriously anyway.

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Getting angry about what? Manafort has worked worse campaigns.

Do you think that head injury could incapacitate Hillary before the election?

Dropping some actual information into this thread as it seems to have improved previous threads.

I will cum buckets.

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If Trump is going to have any legacy at all he's going to need to RADICALLY overhaul the US Education system and fire a SHITLOAD of academics and/or have them arrested. They are where the power center currently is and Trump needs to burn away what they've done and replace them or they will eat him alive.

I didn't doubt it but that kind of turnout

polls are based on expected turnout so he went from 38% to 56% means the turnout the pollsters used was completely wrong.

>implying cnn wouldn't be huffpo-tier garbage like "REEE AMERICA GOES FULL HITLER! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU RETARDED PEOPLE?"

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seconded

>could you also correct the record

so the media in this country is basically saying trump hates babies because he asked a crying baby to leave one of his rallies or something? can someone actually tell me what happened because my news clearly heavily edited it (which seems incredibly fishy to me).

bro they said the same shit about bush in 2004 and yet the same people were in charge of the voting machines in 2008 and obama won in a landslide

its all about charisma and how strong you appear to the public which is why kerry and romney and mccain got fucking destroyed

True. I wil- I mean kek will feast on her breasts while he kills her.

And of course he will make sure it is time stamped and the post he shares it with SHALL BE REPEATING INTEGERS

but she always has "inside sources" that tell her these things. If you have a party, she's got a secret source in there to tell her what's really going on!

>Big night or big fail?

Can't give it up even when memeing, fucking kek

IS LATimes/USC Daybreak cooking up their polling numbers in favor of Hillary right now?
They are already an hour late.

>to Read the Full Story, Subscribe or Sign In

Can we summon jobs soul into Hillary like that mummy movie
Kek is part of that same religion right the pyramid religion

CNN would never make a headline like that.

When Trump wins, their headline will be more like
>RACIST SEXIST BIGOT WINS TOP OFFICE OF THE FREE WORLD; CRUSHING DEFEAT FOR SANITY AND REASON

>Opinion: Yes Trump won, but do we REALLY need to give him the nuclear codes?

>Trump won 48 states, but just barely. Here's how it happened

Both of you 1 post niggers can go back.

he's clearly bullshitting

BS, 1 apparent inside source

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I come with heavy heart to say the polls took my fighting spirit away.

There is no way he will become President

How can George W Bush become president with the polls looking like this after the conventions?

I-I'm n-now ready for President Kerry

...and why Trump will win YUGE!

any polls on cuck ryan and his challenger?

A baby was crying so we kicked it the hell out

>having rally
>baby starts crying
>haha I love babies. This is fine. haha I'm used to that sound
>baby still crying
>seriously, get the baby out of here.

>president kerry

Man, at least that's one tragedy that will never occur.

There was a crying baby. Trump was joking and said get outta here. The mom actually started doing it. Trump tried to call her back saying he was just joking around. but she took the baby out anyway.

Fucking kek

youtube.com/watch?v=az6wof3iyIw

Ah shit. Time to pack up our bags and leave. Trumptrain has derailed and hillary won. Thank you countless shills for trying to stop us

46% autistic motorkibe
41% cuck ryan

Because the most entertaining candidate always wins

kindly advertising the new general

>confirmed for knowing shit about Katy Tur.

Its a fucking joke

what is wrong with people

Basically, Trump was talking and this baby was talking shit, so Trump was like "You know what, that's okay. That's okay. Give me the baby. We love babies. Give it here." He took the baby, he threw it on the ground and then stomped on it's skull over and over, and then when he was done he kicked the mom (who was also pregnant) in the vagina and then chased everyone out of the auditorium.

wow this cartoon really makes u think

You know for all the shit we give shills if you could get paid to shitpost on the Internet, wouldn't you take that offer?

MEET THE MOTHER THAT WAS KICKED OUT OF A TRUMP RALLY BY DONALD, NEXT HER INTERVIEW WITH DON LEMON

Wtf this is stupid why are people confused if a zebra is white with black stripes or black with white stripes
It obviously shows the white is not striped at all it connects
The stripe is the black part
People are stupid
I want zebra bubblegum I miss that shit does it still exist
It did when America was great

Stop it

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Should we start a new gen for supporting Trumpian congressional candidates? Really heating up with the upcoming primaries...

>baby cries
>"don't worry about that baby, i like it!"
>baby continues crying
>"i was kidding, you can get the baby out of here. looks like she believed me, she thought i like the baby crying"

youtube.com/watch?v=az6wof3iyIw

He literally dropkicked a baby off of Trump tower because it stood up to his racist rhetoric.

Say it with me, Sup Forums, President Dukakis.

WTF? I'm a #BarryGoldwatermissile now!

Trump's "gaffes" maybe. Who knows if it's even legit or not. Campaign staffer and Stone said it wasn't.

Find it please.

>Pic

Sup Forums should make this album.

Don "House Nigger Brewing the Lemonade" Lemon

It sounds like it would be an uphill battle to unseat Ryan.

nbcnews.com/politics/2016-election/paul-ryan-primary-opponent-heart-proxy-war-between-trump-gop-n621906

You can get it in vape juice

Its fucking delicious

Last I saw, cuckboy was getting raped by 5 or 6 points. Throw in the Shy Trump effect and it's probably more like 10/11 points behind.

He's soon to be out of a job and I fucking love it.

chuck norris endorsed Trump. He cannot lose.

Need to shoop those Media and System signs onto trumps path and name hillarys obstacles Emails, Justice, truth etc.

>Trump will never reach immortality
>Trump never lead mankind as the ruler of the universe
>Trump never be the ruler of the Multiverse

>wouldn't you take that offe

Surely not minimal wage. I make more money in front of the computer doing my regular job , even with spare time to shitpost as much as they do, for no monetary compensation.

rly maeks u think as well

OMG

Trump literally rapes a mother and her new born baby on Camera

Now that I think about, yeah. The most entertaining candidate does always win, don't they?

People in their own states gotta follow it. I'm voting against lil Marco.

that's not what a vhs looks like when paused. that's digital signal artifacts.

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>trumps odds have hit $3
I wonder how high it will go

Never for a fucking criminal like Hillary.

Real talk, homie

what the hell happened on september 1?

Have some Jebcore you weaker trumpers who feel bad about polls

youtube.com/watch?v=V-IhE5Wyk0s

youtube.com/watch?v=7VcqSjXMhbQ

Trump is going to be fucked over by his own party, lose the election, and cry real tears, demanding a recount in all 52 states. I will then return to this site to laugh at all you basement dwelling ignoramuses who thought he actually had a chance :*)

all three of those hurdles should be on trump's path.