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if your defitions aren't this you're a fucktard

the gf

>kitchen roll

Toilet paper

yes
we call secondary school high school up here too

say something autistic

Love Jesus and his Vicar the Pope
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bog roll

hah no way that's mental that is

Do not download random bittorrent magnets, friends

mate told me those blue paper towels were made out of elephant shit in primary

Thoughts on Spencer V Sargon

people who say "kitchen paper" probably pronounce tissue like "tissyoo"

proto gf has been pestering me to give her a "nickname" because she thinks its cute

honestly cant think of one though haha, help me out lads? xx

woes

woah nostalgia
those blue paper towels were like a cure-all in primary school. you could have a broken leg and a teacher would tell you to put a web paper towel on it.

Did you believe him?

I wipe my arse with kitchen roll

Vietnamese poster talks about god while he is a promiscuous degenerate

they are both paper towels

furthermore:
lunch = cold dinner
dinner = hot lunch

youtube.com/watch?v=Hxjofn2bYE8

Thought Styx won it with Spencer in 2nd

Sargon was awful and his opener was rightly pointed out as autistic.

I wipe mine with napkins

I remember the first time I saw this image and my heart literally touched and thinking to myself "What a poor guy, how can he face his daily life?" then I figured out it was 3d shit.

the nigger

Yeah because he was from south Africa where they have elephants I think

wacky bruce does it again

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his final form

good thread so far

The atomic bombs were justified

Salvation is indiscriminate for the elect of Christ ',;^)

REALLY like this tv show lads, it's very funny

not really

how do i into england
i be very good boy, working, cleaning, all you want
yes

NEED a trashy gf

americans are proper fat and they smell

burning the white house was justified

What's your favorite part?

name her something cute sounding but that actually is a kind of parasite

'bout to obliterate my willy to this fine damsel.

smell of tacos lads

God i fucking hate southerners

why?

yank meow on the street because he wants food

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how about parasite?

the gf

Babesiosis

tom rosenthal is a better version of simon bird

learned to put kitchen roll on my tummy to do cummy from my room mate

>name her something cute sounding but that actually is a kind of parasite
>God i fucking hate southerners
>how about parasite?

is 5ft 11
150 pounds considered skeleton?

pre-wank engaged.

warming up the circuits now

i have yet to be impressed by so-called "grime"
does anyone know any good stuff? everything i've heard so far is unbelievably shit

Yes, you should start lifting and eat whatever you want and your noob gains that appear initially at the start of your lifting career will make you think you're superman

good lad

how have (((they))) not found an excuse to ban him from twitter yet?

>sexist all wymym launch
>trannies and drag queens as well
state of big brother

did she get WEINSTEIN'D lads?

youtube.com/watch?v=0UBkGndSDe8

ancient canadian proverb. if they ban him, he wins.

He's been suspended iirc
People like Jared Taylor among others have been sent to the gulag

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Sophie is pure

rate this post la'

this is unironically the best grime i've seen so far

virtue signalling cunts are over the moon
actual, "just trying to exist peacefully" trannies are fucking livid
so progressive

ugly boy

nassim is there

lads do NOT order a 20" pizza from the slightly dodgy kebab shop and then eat it all

think i might die now

hahaha LOL

I'M ON THE MOLLY, I'M ON THE BEAN
I'M ON THE MOLLY, I'M ON THE BEAN
I'M ON THE MOLLY, I'M ON THE BEAN
I'M ON THE MOLLY, I'M ON THE BEAN

ah yes, the proto gf is going to a "pajama party" and the theme is "slutty pjs", she said its only going to be girls there

lying cunt is about to be kicked to the curb lads

am i a nonce for thinking she's CUTE

How did you eat it all if you were full after 2 slices?

mum didn't raise a quitter lad

She will be 16 soon, age of consent in most US states

>How did you eat it all if you were full after 2 slices?

sounds extremely gay. girls are fucking weird

worked out my sisters netflix password
any good flix on

nah lad sounds like shes a lying fucking whore haha

Haha better tell her about your accomplishment then

>virtue signalling cunts are over the moon
yeah, all the progressives are like 'this is the best line-up ever!!'
meanwhile the show gets it's worst ratings ever because they deliberately alienated any male viewers
fuck viacom

good lad, fannies are fucking disgusting desu. would honestly rather suck a nice clean dick and i'm not even bent

it was always targetted to the dregs
anything too lowbrow for channel fucking 4 has got to be dire

the good place

don't know who jared taylor is just assume he's the guy from the subway ads who was a nonce

>would honestly rather suck a nice clean dick
>i'm not even bent

mummy came downstairs to the toilet when the pizzaman came and he was ringing me and sent me a text saying 'please open the door' but i had to pretend to be asleep and then go after she went back to bed

fucking lying cunt said he'd come at 2:35 but came at 2:25

VERY GOOD

HOWEVER

where is rosie?

also i think alan sitting in the middle on the throne on top of the tea cake would be better

at least when richard desmond owned it he got pornstars n shit
now we have yank 'progressives' forcing trannies and drag queens on us
rip bb

any of you lads got experience sniffing aerosols? got some david beckham deoderant sitting around i got for christmas last year, might give it a cheeky go

can't wait to go and play in the snow this weekend

drag queens have been a hot topic as of late
I guess people forgot they existed for a while

>meanwhile the show gets it's worst ratings ever because they deliberately alienated any male viewers
to be fair i think the only people with a y chromosome who watch big brother are trannies anyway