what if Apokolips kissed you with his apoko lips?
What if Apokolips kissed you with his apoko lips?
Andrew Rodriguez
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Easton Walker
It wouldn't fix his shit movie.
Angel Barnes
stay pleb, faggot.
Christian White
I'd tickle his belly
Christian Campbell
I always thought that he could open his mouth like a snake and was so mad that he never fully opened it. Later found out this is not that case
Matthew Perez
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Jonathan Gomez
But the pun relies on you spelling it wrong, OP.
Interstellar space has time zones, because the vast light-years of distance and time dilation somehow don't exist
Jace Sanchez
That would be cool.
Christopher Myers
I know we've been memeing way harder but Sup Forumss been really silly lately. i like it
Landon Miller
I'd have to lick the Grey son's dick.
Connor Campbell
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Dominic Russell
He is Apocalypse, "Apokolips" is the shitty spelling for the DC comics ripoff.
he's also based as FUCK when voiced by John Colicos
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Easton Ramirez
It would taste like avocado
REMOVE WEAKLING
Aiden Kelly
Whether or not extraterrestrial civilizations use time zones, time zones exist on Earth. UTC is an Earth time zone. And since comic books run on classical reference frames, the relativity of simultaneity isn't an issue.
Liam Roberts
are you saying you would let him go to second base?
Noah Hughes
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Josiah Turner
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Jason Cooper
Is Apocalypse a nigger?
Christopher Mitchell
Egyptian.
Isaiah Richardson
I'd let him fuck me with his Apokodicks
Leo Torres
That time he tried to drown fucking Namor
Owen King
TACO LIPS
Angel Watson
WE
Christopher Nguyen
>drown namor
He can't be that stupid, I need to see this
Justin Wood
Before he would try to kiss i'd scream that he is trying to rule the universe and pray that Darkseid would appear from a Boomtube and kill him.
Andrew Harris
Maybe then he would show off his rockin' apoca tits.
Leo King
Does kissing Apokolips taste like blueberries? Because I'd be down for that.
Xavier Nguyen
If Apokolips was a pickle he'd be A-PICKLE-lips.
Jason Adams
Worse, he's a mutie.
Luke Flores
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Grayson Sullivan
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Evan Rodriguez
WUZ
Brayden Mitchell
>DC Comics Ripoff
You realize it was written by Jack Kirby, don't you?
Zachary Smith
i will blush
Luke Reed
So less 'tried to drown' and more 'made one of the incredible boasting threats for which he is famous'. Honestly, that's almost better.
John Diaz
KANGS N SHEIT
Carson Torres
no idea what the 3rd one is saying...
Easton Cruz
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Bentley Hernandez
>"Apokolips" is the shitty spelling for the DC comics ripoff.
You're some kind of moron, aren't you?
Blake Bailey
>Being kissed by a mutant that isn't Mystique
Disgusting
Grayson Morgan
>Celestial technology so advanced it's practically magic
>Console is one big purple screen with a single button
>ENGAGE
Jason Adams
USELESS
Luke King
yah but the font...
is that an atari?
Joseph Russell
>what if Apokolips kissed you with his apoko lips?
i would get a apoko boner while i touch his apoko tits
then i go eat some apoko tacos and get the apoko shits
Isaiah Bailey
i like this