THIS IS THE WORST FUCKING BOARD I'VE EVER BEEN TO. SERIOUSLY,
WHAT WAS MOOT THINKING WHEN HE SHAT OUT THIS PUTRID DUMP? I
MEAN, REALLY: AN IRONIC RACISM POLITICS BOARD? FULL OF
FUCKING HALF-WITTED RED NECKS. WHAT KIND OF DRUG FUELED
PSYCHO CAME UP WITH SUCH A SHITTY, ASININE IDEA? THERE ISN'T
A SINGLE HALFWAY-INTELLIGENT DISCUSSION TO BE FOUND ANYWHERE
ON THIS SHITHOLE, THERE'S NOT A SINGLE FUNNY FUCKING LINE IN
ANY OF THESE MISERABLE EXCUSES FOR THREADS, AND THERE'S NOT
EVEN ONE DECENT MEME THAT'S COME OUT OF THIS PLACE IN ALL ITS
MISERABLE LIFESPAN.
POSTING ON THIS BOARD IS LIKE PISSING INTO A SEA OF PUTRID
SEWER WATERS. READING ANY OF THE POSTS IS LIKE HAVING A
DRUNKEN MONKEY PERFORM A LOBOTOMY ON YOU USING WOODEN STICKS
WHILE RIDING A ROLLERCOASTER DURING AN EARTHQUAKE. IT TURNS
YOUR BRAIN INTO A FUCKING SHITSHAKE OF EPIC PROPORTIONS.
I'D RATHER GARGLE A CAMEL'S PISS WHILE AN ELEPHANT SHITS
DIARRHEA ALL OVER MY FACE THAN BROWSE THIS BOARD FOR EVEN A
SECOND LONGER. I'D RATHER EAT THE ROTTING CORPSE OF A SKUNK,
VOMIT IT UP AND EAT IT AGAIN. I'D RATHER SHOVE BROKEN GLASS
UP MY ASSHOLE, SHIT IT OUT AND RUB THE BLOODY GLASS-FILLED
FECES ALL OVER MY BODY. I'D RATHER GET MAULED BY A RABID
GRIZZLY BEAR AND THEN RUB HOT SAUCE IN EVERY OPEN WOUND. I'D
RATHER FUCK A GARBAGE BIN FILLED WITH USED HYPODERMIC NEEDLES
AND RAT POISON WHILE BEING RAPED UP THE ASS WITH A CACTUS.
I'D RATHER SUCK A TYRANNOSAURUS'S ANAL JUICES OUT HIS ASS AND
WASH IT DOWN WITH TOXIC WASTE.
ALSO: FUCKING CHECK THEM YOU COCKSUCKING ASSFUCKING
CUNTGOBBLING RETARDFAGGOTS