Homestuck

>There are people who think bro was an abuser but dirk wans't
>There are people who think bro wasn't an abuser but dirk was
Make up your mind, people.

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Seers mean you will never know privacy again.

Seer of Space: They can see you fapping. Simple.
Seer of Time: They go to your room when you're out and rewind time to see when you were fapping.
Seer of Void: They can see your porn stash is hidden and search history, even when you delete it.
Seer of Light: They know when it's the luckiest time to see you fap without getting caught.
Seer of Mind: They know when you're thinking of fapping, and what you're thinking of fapping to.
Seer of Heart: They know which porn stars you love the most.
Seer of Rage: They know the fetishes you're most conflicted about.
Seer of Hope: They can sense when you're hoping for someone you could bone.
Seer of Doom: They know when you fuck up while fapping, like jizzing on your keyboard.
Seer of Life: They can sense it when all your seed are dying.
Seer of Blood: They can sense when you've got a boner.
Seer of Breath: They can hear even the tiniest sounds of porn from anywhere, and when you're breathing hard.

When did Bro's abuse become a serious part of Dave's backstory?

Nature vs nurture, dumbass.

Back when Dave finds out the new session has a teen version of his bro he wants the meteor to be held still for a while.

woah...it's like...they are different...characters

I accepted retconned Dave enjoys having alien cock up his ass. I accepted he loves Karkat's bulge so much, his only source of nutrition on the whole meteor trip was from the genetic material fed to him through daily blowjobs. I have accepted that Dave is a faggot, and that he is proud of it. He is free to wear a rainbow flag around his waist while Karkat frots with him. They are free to make out while reading Hunk Rump magazine. They are free to 69 each other in fulfillment of Karkat's symbol. I have accepted Dave will never be with Jade, since she does not have alien balls to suck on. Dave is the epitome of homosexuality, and that I can agree that is canon.

That doesn't mean Davekat isn't really dumb though.

How sad it is that all we have left to discuss is this

That and fantrolls made by tripfags.

Someone called?

I am sad that Karkat turned into Dave's sex toy and having his existence forever be tied to him.

Blood really is cuckolding.

it'd look better with an animated cumshot

honestly the only reason i come around

Dirk and Bro aren't the same characters.

Also, Bro was under the influence of an evil puppet.

From the very start.

yeah?

...

>I accepted retconned Dave enjoys having alien cock up his ass.
This was never confirmed, though.

I mean, even Karkat said they weren't together.

What was Dave trying to ask Dirk at the end of their conversation?

1st one is totes fuckable and fappable

what are your fantrolls classpects classpectanon?

literally female Karkat

In order
Seer of Heart
Thief of Hope
Sylph of Void
Page of Doom
Knight of Rage
Prince of Blood
i've been told she has "slutty feet", although the person into feet is Didide (the yellowblood)

wwalks into thread

How to come out as a gay person and being in a relationship with Karkat.

Always expect the worst.

Seemed like to me he was having trouble on whether he was homo or bi

Anyone know if Liveblogger saw the finished land picture last night?

So, in a scale of Mighty no 9 to Azure Striker Gunvolt, how do you think Hiveswap will be?

Nepeta is cute. CUTE

Mighty No 9 tier

half the money but double the shittyness of MN9

It will never get released.

i want to have hope but each day the despair grows....

I started reading mogworld it kinda reminds me of homestuck a little bit

...

Ok, give me a synopsis about it. Doent seem to havea a wikipedia page

So I used to think it just came out of nowhere when he was about to meet Dirk, but I just reread all of homestuck from the start again, and

well, it was always. The joke was always that he was being stone cold uncared for and abused, and that Dave was made uncomfortable of all that but tried his best to compensate. Unfortunately (or maybe fortunately) this is going to no longer be funny a lot of the tumblrina crowd, because it is PRETTY CLEARLY the intention, but I still think it's pretty funny.

What horror movies are these guys based on?

Taking a wild guess here, but from left to right
>Misery
>The Exorcist or The Shining
>Ginger Snaps? Blair Witch? Last House on the Left?
>Scream?
>American Psycho
>Silence of the Lambs

Am I correct with any of these?

>ginger snaps
fuck you for reminding me that this shitty movie exists

it's about an npc zombie who gradually discovers he's living in a video game

I got an epub of it off of a humblebundle a couple years ago

the guy who makes all the zero-punctuation videos wrote it

silence of the lambs is a shitty movie. or was at least very hard for me to sit through. horror is the worst, least impressive genre and i can count every good one on my fingers

third is probably princess mononoke

i heard you guys like pregnant jade :)

youve got the right mindset. tumblr are dumb for thinking you shouldnt laugh at something bad, but people here who talk like something cant be bad if you laughed at it are dumb too.

this jade is a cute

Correct on Scream and American Psycho. The others are a little more abstract so I'll tell you that the far left one is based on the thing and the olive blood is wearing the bearskin of her own lusus as hints.

Also, the yellow blood movie came out fairly recently, I believe in 2014

Also, the violet blood has very sharp teeth. That's your hint for her.

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>Mom Lalonde and Condesce

I just assumed the people here who were that way were just tumblr users who casually browsed Sup Forums only

BUT ALL OF YOUR HEROES ARE GONE/10

>adult
it's trash

Mighty No 9 has big sis elec robot with sharp teeth tho.

Far from being complete trash if it gave me 2 waifus

Ah, ok. Then I'd say violet blood is Jaws then. yellow and olive I'm still kinda stumped on. Yellow might be Deliver Us From Evil I guess?

Olive I still have no idea. You're Next, Grizzly, and Cujo spring to mind because of animals.

anyone who doesnt vote condesce has NO taste

She aint completely naked, then that image sucks!

>202 votes
How?

you cant beat a drunk blonde MILF

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Consider this: drunk Condesce

oh, condy'd beat her. she'd beat her drunk ass and drown her between her thighs

nah man
nah

clearly an old poll

Olive is Psycho, Yellow is Babadook

her right boob looks lot bigger than the left

>There are people who think bro was an abuser but Dad wasn't
If there was no John. Wise Up. then John would have gotten diabetes from all the neglectful behaviour
Rose was the only one with a decent parent

>best kid
>best adult
CALL 911 NOW!

roxy was not a decent parent, or she wouldnt have made rose

It's fate at fault, not Roxy

What the fuck is wrong with you?

WHERE IS THE ANIMATED VERSION
DON'T TELL ME IT'S JUST LOST TO TIME

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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah fuck.
I'm disappointed in myself for not recognizing that. Though to be fair, those are pretty abstract. I can at least get Psycho because of dead parental figure worship. Nothing about yellow's design makes me think of the Babadook though, is the cross supposed to be reminiscent of the silhouette? I could at least connect the Thing to the red blood because of her symbol after you said which she was.

Does this mean olive is a boy pretending to be a girl though?

The Yellow one is fairly abstract, yeah, his symbol is supposed to evoke marionette strings.

Also, the Oliveblood is a girl pretending to be her vicious and overprotective bear lusus.

i wanna FUCK tiny vriska

same

Taking draw requests. Pls no lewds

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Tiny Vriska in the way oversized fairy dress that teen Vriska wore.

TINY VR-oh
Mom badly knitting a sweater for Rose

Any one of

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Also, out of curiosity, how did you connect the thing to her symbol?

Terezi and Roxy hugging each of John's arms while Aradia hugs him from behind

Gamzee and dirk worshiping the ultimate smuppet codpiece

I request nepeta lewds

please draw my boy caliborn

YOUR boy?

Calliope's*

It reminded me of the blood test petri dishes.

Unintentional, but interesting. And now it's canon.

learned some important writing lessons from andrew, huh?

Yes.

Horror movies > RomComs at least.

Contributions Kanaya made to the plot:
Killed Eridan.
Kicked Gamzee(?)

Andrew actively needs audience participation to write something good.

You've seen what happens when he tries to write something himself.

Oh, come on, don't be so negative!

She's ruined everything she's touched.

Caliborn's cape getting caught on "escalating stairs"

Including Rose.

>your boy