Why is brazil a dangerous country?

Why is brazil a dangerous country?

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We don't have nuclear bombs, but we have funk pancadao. If you don't want our funk blasting at your neighbourhood, is better to you to shill the fuck out!

Why can't you guys stop talking about my country ffs

because i love South America

Because you might get stabbed for 100 yen in Rio de Janeiro and São Paolo

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>São Paulo

Nigger, São Paulo is the safest capital of this cunt.

In my neighborhood I can literally use a smartphone at night and not be robbed, it's pretty safe

most people here are like fucking savage dogs, if you just touch or look at them in an weird way they wanna hit you. If you get in the wrong neighborhood you get mugged, unless you are from that neighborhood (the muggers here have kinda a code of ethics). Not to mention that the sluts over here are into false rape accusations and feminist bullshit (thanks to your exported european cuck culture), now its ten times harder to fuck someone without getting fucked first. The cops here are a bad joke, you all know that.

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Are you sure?

Wew how impressive

>be gringo
>decides to travel to a random country
>choose Brazil
>arrive in Brazil
>instead of going to beautiful places goes straight to a favela since being around poor niggers = good for some reason
>gets stabbed for $10
>OMG LOOK BRAZIL IS SUCH A DANGEROUS COUNTRY DON'T EVR

This is how I imagine daily life in São Paulo and Rio de Janeiro

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This.

Do japanese immigrants feel unsafe in Brazil?

>Getting stabbed for a pack of cigarettes on a beach/tourist place
>Favelas

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Favelas are you main attraction tho, what else is there in Brazil?

I've played enough Max Payne 3 to know that this isn't true.

>argentinian
nothing of value was lost

bunda and bunda accessories

this

>go to brazil
>either get shot, burned alive, or your organs harvested

Loved that game

>Fai te voder caralho *proceeds blowing some guy’s brains out for his watch*

Then i assume you imagine daily life in los angeles as the same in cj from gta sandreas?

they are the richest people in brazil

brazil is gta in real life

This is how i imagine daily life in your country.
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It's funny because they all have carioca accents and even the cops uses the same uniform as Rio cops.

interbreeding between human and monkey made them violent

>they are the richest people in brazil

liar

Lowers more and more every year.

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'tis true asians are based, model minorities
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This. Don't ever taste the sopa de macaco.

If I were to purchase real estate in Brazil, could you make sure I won’t get stabbed when going out for groceries?

It can steal you heart :v

Yes, you get stabbed even in your dreams.

Of course a beta soyboy like you is gonna die, do you even have to ask.

Fuck, I was about to say the exact same thing.

Hot weather makes people cranky

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gud times, ill download it again

This.

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This is sad. Why do you have to be such subhumans?

>Why is brazil a dangerous country?
racial harmony is a lie

Unironically nigger blood, man. It's genetic predisposition and there's nothing we can do about that, whenever we go, we rape.

Because half of the population is of African diaspora

Holy shit Brazillian portuguese sounds lile fucking shit. Literally worst language ive ever heard
It sounds like theyre whining through their nose

This.

t.Muhammad (gutural sounds) Hallargh.

Because of capitalism

Sorte que o Lula voltará, e com a força do povo nos salvará

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too many brazilians

Portugayse sounds horrible, but it's a good thing thoe, weeds the stupid gringoes out

>how do we fix capitalism?
>ah yes, gommunism :DDD

There is a base of the earth federation army.
Zeon armies attack it.

I clapped, I clapped because I understood that reference.

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Really made me th-
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