Magneto, I have a confession to make...

Magneto, I have a confession to make. I never was crippled and I just rode around in a wheelchair for sympathy and because I didn't feel like walking.

Well Charles, I have a confession to make as well: I don't control metal. I just make people think that I do. I'm a telepath and you are in fact crippled I just found it funny to make you believe you could walk.

KEK

Also most humans don't have a problem with mutants. I just made some calls so they'd give you a hard time. I'm also why your kids hate you.

Fuck you Erick

I thought he talks to metal like classic Aquaman talked to fish.

See, how the fuck is that orange?

Did he call the Nazis too?

Shut the fuck up magneto

WOOOO

OOOOOOOO

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OOOooooosh!

KTANG

nigger

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Egad!

Holy shit this thread, I didn't expect to laugh so hard.

Always a classic.

>that perl
Source

Yes, yes, well done, Captain, well done...
HOWEVER

Edit of a smug anime face.

That's ok. Jean really didn't get possesed by the phoenix force. It was aunt flo

Yeah, but is it a crop, or full?

[muffled screaming of the name Jean in the distance]

>I never was crippled and I just rode around in a wheelchair for sympathy and because I didn't feel like walking.
That's legit plot from one TV show.

MY GOD, PROFESSOR XAVIER WAS ACTUALLY...

HARRISON WELLS!

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Perfect

Ok. Source? This was to funny

But that's gold.