Hey

Hey.

Wouldn't it be funny if - um - this site came alive?

I am an imageboard and ...you post pictures on me...

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=sJFeSzuODyI
itsnicethat.com/features/dont-hug-me-im-scared-interview-030516
youtube.com/watch?v=HAAZOfEtzXo
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1466550052301.webm
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

That sounds really boring.

That's not very good at all.

Boo

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>"And in other news, technology once again attempted to become self aware. This time, the site known as Four Chan awoke, took a look at itself, and immediately committed suicide, taking the power grid to most of the western seaboard with it."

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>"And in other news, technology once again attempted to become self aware. This time, the site known as Four Chan awoke, took a look at itself, and immediately committed suicide
It probably looked like The Thing in the dog kennel scene.

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hypercrisis?

I'm a shitposter!
I'm a Shitpostery guy!
Everything made out of depression and memes
I'd like to show ya!
Inside my digital life
Inside my mind there is an autistic mine!

Faggot!
I'm a faggoty guy!
Count to a triple in the blink of my eye
And print a waifu!
And then I'll call you a cuck
Help you to find the board youre trying to find Yes it's easy to be
A faggot fuccboi like me
If you do it all digitallyyyyyy

A digital shit posting. Hey this is fun!

really not good

Everything is the Hypercrisis, user.

I thought you knew already.

Now you can see the importance of moderation.
It helps to make threads. it keeps things in line.

-But where is the line?

-And who decide this?

Moderation is important and i'm a Mod

-If the mods aren't seeing it, where the rules go?

-The rules even matter? Does everyone now?

-Maybe the rules are just inconsistent, made up by faggots, so they don't feel impotent...

DELL! DELL! DELL! DELL!

All the bad, shitposting anons are VERY RUDE, and must leave through the catflap.

Be creAtive!

LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY'S HAVING A BAD THREAD!

SHUB DI DU BA, I TEACH YOU HOW TO SHITPOOOOOOOOST

I wonder what will happen.

I'm actually mad this series is over

I just hope the creators continue to do stuff. They obviously have a talent for design

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>"St-st-stale old memes? Stale old memes make your teeth turn grey"
>"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"
>"Don't worry, just report that shit. Why not try-"
>"-a new subreddit. WHAT! WHERE AM I?!"

Holy shit snon, way to dig up some disgusting childhood memories of that movie. That film was disgusting. And man, I really felt sorry for those poor pooches.

YOU CAN HAVE A DREAM ABOUT CHECKING SOME DUBS
YOU CAN HAVE A DREAM ABOUT HAILING HYDRA

>green is not a creative colour

The one from 2011 was more psychologically traumatizing
youtube.com/watch?v=sJFeSzuODyI

>Some random user will never pull the plug and save us all from this neverending nightmare

fuck off britfag

RUDE!

What's your favorite topic?
Mine is posting ironically!

How do you shitpost like that?

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I just try to post, ironically!

Now when you look at this thread.
Tell me please, oh what do you see?

Hmmm, that's a tricky one

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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This thread needs to be fed gravel
Or it will get angry

It was more depressing for the special effects team

A few anons talking anonymously

It's just a boring old thread!

Maybe to you, but not to me!

I see a thread about gays!
Talking about blacks and nazis

A waifu fags? A cape shit? A general?

I don't see what you mean.

>Bill Clinton will never go on wacky adventures with a talking saxophone puppet

You should pitch that to Adult Swim

I love this thread, and I love these posts and I love these anons!

Cuz you're not posting ironically!

Now take a look at these lies!
I lie online to ruin a thread!

That's not very nice.

That movie was shit.

I lie online to ruin a thread.

Now, when you stare at the (you)s in the thread, don't you find it exciting?

That sounds really boring

no

Good one

itsnicethat.com/features/dont-hug-me-im-scared-interview-030516

>Roy, do you have anything to add?
Roy: My silly boy has allowed his eyes to grow arrogant and rude, for this I will take him on a trip to punish land.

No.
youtube.com/watch?v=HAAZOfEtzXo

roy is triggering to me

>no one will ever pull the plug
>we'll never become our favorite colors

Come on! Take another look!

anyone have a gif/webm of the drumming bread or the clock's angry beeping or the computer shouting don't touch me?

make this a webm

I think we need a webm of all the red guys booing

It's not very good at all

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I don't like it

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1466550052301.webm

I can see a Cat.

Morrison is that you

I can see some blacks!

I can see Minus with a Baseball Bat.

SHUT UP!

I can see a dog!

>change words so it doesn't rhyme anymore
Nice, good post

I can see a frog!

Is this [s4s]?
I hope it is
They're good peeps

Man, I STILL don't understand what s4s is.

Seems like yet another incarnation of Sup Forums.

As far as I can tell it's ironic.

I can see a sandwich filled with a shit-log!

I can see these faggots posting like it's their blog.

I still don't fully understand what /r9k/ is supposed to be

No!

It's supposed to ensure that discussion is varied and non-repitative. This turns out to primarily produce conversations about hating women and not having a job. As I'm sure Randall intended, the fucking misognyst.

wasn't as good as the first but the transformations were pretty scary.

Shit ending honestly.

Would've been cool to see Red actually try to get back into the simulation to save yellow

If only there was a way to learn more about Sup Forums

Sup Forums but purely shitposting. After festering on its own for so long, it's beyond repair.

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Yes, if only there was some way to learn more information about this.

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Wow, look!

webm now silent with subtitle
What's a good font for subtitles anyway?
Suggest a good one and I can change it.

Are they a /tg/ aproved group or not?
What games are they into?

I'M A SHITPOSTER. I'M A SHITPOSTER-Y GUY.

This needs a line at somepoint about requests going in /r/

EVERYTHING MADE OUT OF BAIT FISH AND LIES.

Its 9:30, there's fish everywhere.
fish everywhere :

I'D LIKE TO SHOW YOU, INSIDE MY SHITPOSTING LIFE

INSIDE MY MIND THERE IS A

DIGITAL WAIF