Characters diffusing bomb

>characters diffusing bomb
>"red or blue?"

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STOP STEALING MY PEPES AND MAKING THESE SHIT THREADS YOU CANCER REEEEEE

>THERE IS NO BLUE WIRE

>characters diffusing bomb
>"red or blue?"
>bomb tech is shouting "RED WIRE"
>MC changes his mind last second and cuts the BLACK wire
>bomb stops at 0:00

>red or blue?
>Just be yourself dude

>character is diffusing a bomb
>"red or blue?"
>"red"
>character cuts red wire
>"NO YOUR OTHER RED!"
>the bomb explodes and they die

>and your other wire

>You cut the blue wire, the story ends. You wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe.
>You cut the red wire, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.

>character diffusing bomb
>bomb tech over the walkie talkie tells him to cut the blue wire
>character cuts the blue wire
>timer speeds up

>heh this isn't like the movies there is no red or blue wire
>alright then I'll cut the green then
>countdown goes down quickly until 10 seconds
>FUCK WHAT DO I DO
>JUST GUESS HURRY
>cuts the red wire
>at the last second the bomb diffuses
>heh I guess life imitates art huh?

Hate when that shit happens.

>WHICH WIAH BILLY
>COME AWN WHITE TRASH
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>character has the zaps

>James Bond diffusing bomb
>timer ends on 00:7

>diffusing

y'all illiterate maggots

>and your OTHER wire
That is without a doubt the worst editing I have ever seen in my entire life

1. Lethal Weapon 3
2. The Abyss
3. Armageddon

7418. Archer (blimp/rigid airship episode)

>characters "diffusing" bomb
>don't have to worry about wires now because the bomb dissapeared

BLUE

*CUTS RED WIRE*

YOU FUCKING IDIO-*BOOM*

>diffusing bomb
>timer has 30 seconds left
>start counting in your head
>2 minutes go by
>close up shot of timer
>15 seconds left still
ENOUGH

>cuts wire
>maple syrup shoots out

What's the movie where they have
Ave sec with animslsm

>character defusing a wire
>"red or bomb?!"
>bus speeds up
>00:00.00000000000000000001 seconds left
>people in the vicinity begin to jump away even though running is faster
>the bomb was a dud the whole time
>begins spraying people in the face
>main character wakes up
>it was all a wet dream
>explosion was in their pants
>red or blue wire was a metaphor for the veins in their penus
it's like pottery

HAHA DIFFUSE BOMB EPIC, FROG POSTING, EPIC, OMG THESE THINGS DON'T HAPPEN IN MOVIES

This is quality shit, I love that this has been going on for years. It never gets stale and is always funny. WEW LAD, does the NARWHAL bacon at MIDNIGHT? JUST. Imagine being Arnold. What did he mean by this? Just watched this what did I think of it? Cunny! BANE, can't bruise the cruise, capekino!, kino!.

Sounds like you need to diffuse some steam out of your head, hothead.

this one always bothers me

I think it's fun

Sounds like you need some time off this place. I only come here in periodic bursts myself.

Haha

is "diffusing" a meme i am unaware of?

No, user misspelled defuse

Acceptable
Funny
Good
Lame, kys reddit.
Bad.
Very original, best one so far.
autistic, kys.
retard-tier
explain yourself
mediocre
good memory skills
shit
Name 1 kino
Good.
le random xD. kys reddit
autism.
this is reddit.

probably, if he keeps shitposting it

test

>movie or show is set in specific location
>characters go to a location in that city or area that would take like an hour or more to drive to just have a minor conversation

>Characters having discussion in car
>one asks a question to the other
>cut to walking into a home and the other character answers the question

this, good critique

Now why would you do that? Also
>talking shit when you dont even get a die hard 3 reference

>bomb diffusing mechanism requires precisely 4 gallon of water
>character only has access to 3 and 5 gallon jugs

>in a park
>mechanism relying on weight
>doesn't use rocks for majority of weight and use water to put accurate remainder

>CUT THE BLUE WIRE
>IM COLORBLIND IS THIS WIRE BLUE OR PURPLE
>still cuts the right wire

OP does not know how to spell defuse and is now pretending he's meming.

topkek

Give it to me, and I'll do what you shoulda did ten minutes ago.

Bad post, very autistic.