Gwenpool x Miles OTP

Gwenpool x Miles OTP

waifufags BTFO

Gwen has a nice ass, Miles is really lucky

Yup

>mfw waify gets
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>We were going to pair him up with Kamala because they have chemistry and are coming from similar places of taking up the mantle of a person they admire
>But then we realized that Kamala was brown and you know the rules for black men in media

The opposite ends of the salty spectrum.

There would've been BLACKED posting either way, plus covers lying has a longer history in this medium. I mean out all the black male characters in the MCU, how many of them have been paired at all?

Fuck no. Stay away. No coffee wanted.

This is great to be honest
In ten years when everyone remembers Miles Morales as a great character you will realize you were on the wrong side of history

Is that AJ Applegate under the mask?

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Why isn't she carrying him?

>sprayed over Civil War II billboard
I doubt they're gonna have the balls to allow her to call out their own shitty event as its going on, but I'd love it if she had a negative opinion of it.

but isn't miles part

aw fuck it let the meme posting rein on

That would explain the Miles part

"you could only be a part of this universe for so long, come get that ass BLACKED."

Blonde girls X black guys

Good. He should be miles away from Kamala

Just like Storm

It's been 5 years, man. Miles is ironically the most vanilla Spider-man around. And I say this as someone who has been following him since day one with high hopes.
The last issue of USM pretty much killed my interest in capes.

I thought she was gay for Kebab.

BLACKED posting aside, I'd be okay with this shipping.

>he's spiderman, she's a gwen
>they're both not native to this universe
>Miles is straightman with a sense of humor, Gwen's a lunatic whose destined for suffering.

>he's spiderman, she's a gwen
He's not Peter, she's not a Stacy.

Loosely grasping at straws doesn't help your case.

GWENPOOL IS CUTE, so cute she takes big black dick.

they are a couple now?

Sounds like he's a perfect fit for the current cape books then.

Wait not him but that's even better.

Fake Gwen and Fake Peter. Pure pottery.

FemSpideyPool master race.

Is this the variant for issue 5 ? Definitely want.

cover of issue 6

I only like this if it's totally one sided like Deadpool and Pete.

>Kamala and Miles having chemistry
Sam and Kamala was 100x better.
Faggot.

Keep telling yourself that Waid

mai brotha
this is my otp and it totally needs to happen for maximun pottery if they dont want to make spideypool a thing

>Sam and Kamala was 100x better.
Kamala pretty much hates Sam.

>Lets ship the nigger spider man with every woman we can

-marvel

>Gwen-kamala-miles live triangle

Dear god that's a horrifying thought

hahaa

>Event Shit
and into the trash it goes.

I don't even read his series and I'm tired of Miles being everywhere like he's soooo popular.

I'm sick of all this Kamala shipping.

That fucking assss

>a woman and man interacting means they want to fuck

>Miles and Kamala have chemistry
Fuck off Bendis

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The solicit seems to imply that their teamup ends in disaster, so probably not.

For a few moments there I was wondering wtf animorphs has to do with this.

Can you guys stop overreacting to everything. This is standard crossover teasing, no one would even think its a thing if Miles were white.

Sam deserves better

The only Gwenpool ship for me is Gwen/SBP

That's not chemistry. She just realised his secret identity but did the whole don't look into it thing. Sam seems to actually be interested in her romantically, so at least that ship makes sense.

Swiggty-Swoogty, Miles got da booty!

I am ashamed I just made this. I expected you to do this Sup Forums.

Because women are weak

>Wait, Heroes fighting each other on organized sides?
>Tony Stark's in charge of one?
>God Dammit, they're cashing on on the third Captain America, aren't they?

She is best with Kebab.

She is, however, too spaghetti to ever get the Kebab

easily the worst thing marvel has ever published and that's saying a lot

Punisher Kills The Marvel Universe? How about the Squirrel Girl ongoing? Ultimatum? Come on man.

>and that's saying a lot
About how many people on Sup Forums actually read comics?

>Punisher Kills The Marvel Universe
The original was pretty good

Miles has chemistry with anyone wacky because he's one of the straightest straightman that he even makes a great duo with Drake Bell Ultimate Spider-Man of all characters

DRAKE BELL SPIDER-MAN

Ruins will always be the worst thing Marvel has ever published.

You have meta taste

>he even makes a great duo with Drake Bell Ultimate Spider-Man of all characters
One of the few golden moments out of that entire shitfest of an event.

>chemestry

What chemestry.

desu it's for the best. the least they need is another "black paired with black" that caused the stupidity that was Storm and Black Panther.

Kamala isn't black though.

This is what Spider-Verse should have been.

Jesus, talk about missed opportunities.

>another case of Bitches Love Spider-Man
Glad to see the effect extends beyond just Peter.

If only Spider-Women experienced a similar effect.

Jesus Christ that wedgie. Isn't it illegal to depict torture like this?

I've been staring at this for a few minutes now and I think I've been convinced to start reading

....What the fuck is wrong with you people

Do women like being carried like this?

>pick new thicc glorious white cute
>she gets BLACKED

i used to be angry when this happened but now i no longer care. it's just not worth it anymore.

so keep BLACKING my waifus marvel.

it doesn't matter. none of this matters.

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when will Gwen start asking questions on why they are pushing inhumans and killing off the xmen?
will she ask herself if theres a upcoming Civil War movie because they are currently in a Civil War 2?

I'm 6'3" so I wouldn't know.

>Peter is still drowning in bitches
>Kaine had bitches and one of them was crazy.
>Miggy was getting bitches left and right.
>Now Miles is getting bitches.
Why do the bitches love Spider-Men?

>Bitches love Miles

Why are you fags acting so shocked?

You're not that short I'm sure you could pick up a small woman

>Why are you fags acting so shocked?
cuz he's the black gay Spider-Man.

Do you post this every thread?

Pheromones, mystery, dat ass. Plus bitches love the lithe athletic types, figure they're strong enough to throw them around but flexible enough to do all kinds of crazy shit.
Pretty sure that user is a woman looking to be picked up.

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Radioactive spider-cum.

What do you mean by BLACKING user? Where do you think they're gonna go with this if at all?

I'm female, so unfortunately being carried is a pipe dream

>What do you mean by BLACKING user?

LONDON
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does a radioactive spider bite give big dicks or godlike stamina?

i just don't get it.

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i don't read any gwenpool yet but wasn't her premise is she came from our world and got transported to comic world and has infos on everyone because she reads comics/wikis?
wouldn't she like not know a black spiderman because it hasn't been made in her original world yet?

People like being carried like that
Especially when they're drunk, both men and women
T. Bisexual

I'm assuming it doesn't have anything to do with intercourse anymore or even a romantic relationship forming. Just bait and switch covers that actually go nowhere, but triggers niggers none the less. Reminds me of that new Wonder Woman poster

She doesn't care if he's black. Bitches love Spider-Man. It's his true greatest power.

Not in those pants

neither is Milestechnically but lets just forget about that

They love all his hot quips

How much do you weigh? I love picking people up.

She edited wikipedia to bring him into existence with her meta powers.

Yes he is. You retarded or something?