What is first video or show you ever masturbated to?

What is first video or show you ever masturbated to?

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Dangerous Liaisons, Uma Thurman

My memory is such shit that I genuinely can't recall if it was lesbian porn or scat porn. I've been looking at porn since I was 7 so it could be either or.

Love Triangle (80s porn)... it had the chick who responded to penthouse mail or something like that (in the 90s, I think). I can't remember he name.

some brandi love as a teacher video, i was about 11

Mummies Alive, when I was like four and had no idea why I was feeling pleasure down there...

Yeah...

youtube.com/watch?v=D49kl43KYr8

four year olds can't ejaculate

>scat porn at 7

Not that guy, but you don't have to ejaculate to masturbate, retard. I was dry cumming when I was that age.

Was on vacation with parents, was left alone in hotel room and fapped (grinded against a pillow) to some local weather girl's huge rack. Probably about 6 years old.

Simpler times, man. Kids these days got it easy with the internet.

Figured it out: Jeanna Fine

4 year olds can't dry cum

Real Sex on HBO, or maybe the taxi cab confessions where the chick in the leopard print micro dress gets eaten out in the back seat.

Then explain how I and many others orgasmed at that age.

hah, you said duty

I'm still chasing that dragon from the first fap I ever had.

Buffy when the redhead lesbian was making out with that other girl in bed.
Parents were asleep so I whipped my dick out and beat the shit out of it.

ThisAlso the scene with the fat black girl in Road Trip
Also American Pie 2 when they're in the lesbian house watching them get down from the closet
Also this film Better Than Chocolate where the two lesbians are painting each other's naked bodies.
Also Poison Ivy: Resurrection, in the first five minutes there's some tit floppage that i'd loop over and over again.

That's really it

what kind of crappy pic is that
Is it making fun of those fashywave pics?
Is it parody?

Some educational video where a slutty gypsy teen seduces some kid and he gets her pregnant and his life is ruined

Whenever we went on vacation as a kid I'd bring the PS2 with God of War and do the bed mini-game over and over again desu

angell summer kirsten price francesca le all in one video.

that's a myth

Girls Gone Wild: Wild World infomercial late at night at Comedy Central

Then what did I experience when I was a little kid and would be humping the shit out of the carpet and then finish with a feeling that I now recognize as an orgasm and then be done and my pee pee would go flaccid?

Probably an autism spasm.

Pico x Chico x Coco unironically probably

Was 13

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When I was 18

Not gonna lie. As a kid I used to get turned on at the part in ace Ventura when he strips down the lieutenant, and I had a huge crush on Scully from x files. So I fapped at a very young age to the thought of those two put together

The Fifth Element

she's so earnest

she really thinks her audience is a bunch of chicks trying to tone their bellies

It was actually just regular porn. A couple fucking in a kitchen. As for my first boners though...

Patrician coming through lads.

Jamie Lee Curtis in Trading Places

It was a girl at a stable stripping, my internet was really slow though so I never really made it far in the video. I just needed to see a little bit of tiddie to set me off.

changing room scene in Mallrats

V I S U A L I Z E

hypnosis is a pretty cool fetish

Oldfag here

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The Phantom of the Opera with Emmy Rossum, she was like 16 when she made that

still have a femdom/bondage fetish to this day

>he didn't stay up late to watch girls gone wild commercials and fap furiously

That fucking movie, man... why?

>*drums start playing*

...

Big Trouble in Little China.
Kim Cattral getting hypnoed was too damn hot.

magazines you faggot

this isn't a thread for the first time you jacked off ever

i remember the first time jizz ever came out. i was so mad because i could jack it anywhere and never leave a mess, now there is clean up and i had to be more discrete.

(Snrk) You'd like to know that, wouldn't you?

Did you masturbate every day?
Was it dry one day and suddenly wet the next?

In 7th grade this older student I knew gave me a login name and password for Welivetogether, which was some lesbian porn site. Blew my mind, it was like giving a kid the key to a candy store.

Dodgeball carwash scene

That reminds me of when my friends all used myfreepaysite.

>which was some lesbian porn site.
You don't need to tell me what welivetogether is. I was more of a cumfiesta man myself.

jerry springer

Friends while phoebe was giving birth.

I thought the girls flashing their tits were saying "I just want my Jerry beef!" When I was a kid

Playmate of the Apes

Galaxy of Terror, the slug scene

pretty much half my school was using the same login/password for bigtitpatrol.com for a while there

Same here, first boner.

Didn't realize until a decade later I had a vore fetish

Have you guys ever used wayback machine to check out old porno sites? For me, it was bootycakes. There were only a dozen or so preview clips on the site but on dial up that's a life time worth of material.

You brilliant son of a bitch, I forgot about the past.

hah, awesome idea.

Britney's I'm a Slave for You was definitely one of the first *music* videos I fapped to. Before that it was probably porn images that we'd trade on floppy disks.

I schlicked to Beetlejuice when I was about 4 years old. No regrets.

>Finally find the complete lightspeed siterip years ago
>Immediately get nostalgic over the decade i spent hunting for it in bits and pieces
>Only looked through it for 5 minutes before being bored and start shitposting on Sup Forums instead.
Sometimes wanting is better than having.

tits or GTFO

Tory stone, 11 years old

...

>Dat episode where they gaslight chip into thinking hes a spy and gadget wears the jessica rabbit dress
Probably my first boner.

The other day I spent hours on youtube watching all those girls gone wild infomercials they used to play. I felt like Alexander the great felt when he got to heaven and realized how trivial everything he had done in his past was.

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The maid. I didn't discover fapping till I was 16. I didn't even know how to fap either, as I didn't get a computer till I was 18

*Steel Drums start playing

Lois from malcom in the middle

still fap to her to this day, now i have a severe milf fetish. Be careful what you introduce children to, because they might want to fuck it

Patrician

The music video to "Stacy's Mom" it played often in the morning before school and when parents were at work. Jerked it in the living room.

The Flash from Justice League.

Britney Spears - Toxic

That was the cat suit right?

can't remember the porn, but the first movie I ever jerked off to was club dread

Juniper lee or pokemon i think

Heather Brooke, IDeepThroat

I wasn't ready

I'm not sure but I think it was the scene from Monty Python's Meaning of Life where the topless girls chase the guy off the cliff. Those bouncing tits really were something

I had to wait to be alone at home so I could sneak the VHS into the player and rewind to that scene

angelsofporn, probably

but you didnt record it

Dukes of Hazzard, Jessica Simpson in that bikini.

it's not a myth

same here

same, when i first started cumming it was such a small amount that i didnt care and would just rub it off on a blanket or something but now its just too much and the cleanup makes it almost not worth it

One of those Christina Model videos where she dances and bounces her tits around.

First "orgasm" was when I was around 8. I was playing around with a vibrating pen and noticed it felt strange when it brushed against my "pee-pee".

Shoved the highest vibrating part right on my dick. After 5 minutes feels like I'm going to pee but never do. "Pee-pee" just sort of sizes up and gets very tingly and warm before calming down again. I didn't get an erection or ejaculate, but the sensation was unlike anything I felt and my parents never really explained it to me except that I shouldn't do it with the door open or in public.

The first actual erection I got to ejaculation was at a friend's sleepover when I was 12. His parents were asleep and he asked if I wanted to see some porn. I said yes and asked where we could find some (I was an innocent Catholic boy when I was younger). He pointed to his computer and asked what I wanted to look at.

Teen Titans was my favorite show at the time and he was a nerd who liked it too so I swallowed and asked for Raven and Starfire porn. It was a Karbolab hentai of Raven and Starfire naked.

I instantly was painfully erect seeing their nubile bodies and as we scrolled through the pages of their breasts and pussies, eventually I put my hand down my pants and instinctually start stroking it.

My friend noticed it and started nervously laughing but I was transfixed. I suggested us taking turns. One looks at the porn and faps the other waits in the bathroom. Snickering, he says sure and leaves me for about 10 minutes as I get very familiar with my body. I eventually shoot my first load to a pic of Starfire getting railed by Robin, ask to switch and wash the stickiness from my hands.

10 minutes of pacing in the bathroom later I come out and ask if he was done so I could go again. He tells me he was laughing for the last 10 minutes. I get embarrassed and suggest we go to bed.

I stopped talking to the guy after middle school and never apologised for jerking off in front of him. Oh well.

Rescue Rangers

Unfaithful sex scenes

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