"We need someone who can play wise and knowing but also cryptic, intimidating and morally ambig--"

"He's still booked solid for the next 5 years, sir! Find someone else!"

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>watch Agent Cody Banks
>He's fucking in it

>we need someone who can play-
>Wu?
>who. WHO, you IGNORANT FUCKING CHINK

dis nigga

>74 years old

How?

Here he is giving advice to a convicted pedophile:
youtube.com/watch?v=dSkOyhmt_-g

We need someone for the straight to video seq--

Yes, he can fit you in. He's shooting 9 other movies that day, but he prides himself on getting shit done in 10 minutes.

>We need a russian...
>Already on the phone sir

>We need a hac--
>Say no more.

>We need an Afric-
>I'LL BITE YA DICK OFF!

>We need a japa---
>Already booked sir

>74 yo
>would still get more pussy than me
J U S T

they were going to cast nic cage for his character of AG originally.
LoL

>W-
>Done

>We need an asian chick to fuck some shit up.
>No acting skills necessary, just somewhat athletic...

>I'm on it, boss.

>We haven't decided on gender yet but we need someone NOW!
>Right here boss

>So it takes place in m-

"Is that a motorcycle I hear?"

This guy can actually play Haim Saban in the inevitable biopic.

I am amazed McShane didn't explode in fame earlier at some point. Such a great actor that elevates pretty much anything he's in.

>Oh HELL naw!

>We need a redneck, hillbilly type charac—
>I know just the guy, sir.

>We need a transvestite macho gay FBI agent turned vigilante assassin antihero

>God damned captchas beaking my concentrashummm.

Rumor is that this guy has a huge dick. They almost replaced him in Holes because it made Shia Lebouf uncomfortable.

damn right

>We need somebody to write this piece of s...
>They're already here boss.

go be faggot on your containtmentboard

>We need someone to play a wise old black detective with experien-

>Mr Whittaker is right outside the door, sir

>We need a recognizeable has-been
Roll him out!

show was actually good I thought. shame it never got a chance to show what it could have been. maybe it would have gone to shit but I enjoyed what we had. plus ian as the lead for a few good seasons might have made him a bigger star. Its a damn shame hes not a more prominent role in GoT. Shoulda been tarly or victarion.

Why the fuck

>We need a famous actor but he will have to wear a ton of mak...
>He's already in the building.

he's been making a comeback these past few years, I'm happy for him. Shame about his wife though

yeah,now that patrick swayze is kill he has free path.

>We need a new face for the female alien
>She is already behind you sir

>We need a woman for a side character for our new show we are planning for 10 season
>Say no more
>.....
>You are fired

>We need some annoying bitch who will make the audience leave the theater
>Got you senpai

>Sir, the script and casting is all done except for one
>The president doesn't have a daughter yet
>Oh I thi-
>She gets kidnapped
>Got you, pham

>Jew?
>*rubs thumb with index*

kekd

>everbody is like eric roberts
good going, running this completely into the ground without being remotely funny

where's the picture you FUCKING ASSHOLE
I DEMAND THE PICTURE

>We need a sore user to-
>He's already ITT sir

>we need someone to play an Indian or Arab
>he's already got his turban on sir

>"oh you're up. we're gonna rob a bank"
every time i fucking open a youtube video. why is this show shilled so hard on ad diggaloo

We need an indian, an european, an iraqi, a mexican, a black man, a colombian, a--

>seeing ads on Youtube
What's wrong with you?

>gets trips
>and ads
install adblocker or something, fag

Thought you were going to post Oscar Isaac, but this works

im too big of a moralfag to use ad block. if i was distributing ads i'd want to have your shekels as well. do unto others and shit

Kek

It's sad that Ian McShane is wasting his time on American Gods, aka, The Laura Show.

Then don't fucking complain about ads

...

Same fellow Juden.

>We need a side character who is strongly implied to be either god or the devi--
>Already on the phone, boss.

>we need an extremely obvious samefag to shitpo-
>he's already here, sir

I'd post a screenshot but you wouldn't believe me anyway

>We need a retired c...
>I got this.

>we need a master of codes

how would that make Lebouf uncomfortable? did he go around pretending to be a helicopter on set?

or was Lebouf uncomfortable to be surrounded by amazing actors the first time in his life?

>*pantomimes gigantic nose*

WE NEED A FAT GUY THAT HANGS AROUND JOE ROGAN TOO MUCH AND HAS A GIANT MOUTH WITH A NORTH BERGEN ACCENT!

SIR, HE'S ALREADY HERE, FILMED HIS SCENES, AND TOOK A SHIT IN THE COFFEE AT CRAFT SERVICES WHILE EATING CHEEBA CHEWS, SMOKING A NUMBAH, AND GIVING PEOPLE HIS DISCOUNT CODE OF DOLLAR SHAVE CLUB!!!

>We need an awkward k--
>So, maybe, perhaps, I could, possibly be of some help here.

LIKE A DOCTA!

>So we need a slimy, scummy villa-
>He appeared on slimy, sir

usually they're diverse enough that I don't mind at all, but I've been getting literally the same american gods ad for almost every ad enabled video for like a month now. that does fuck with you

You're asking for it

>I need an actress who can play a funny milf.
>How about Elizabeth Banks?
>Nah, let's get someone else.

>We need a Baldwin, but we run out of production money. All I got is a Twix and an opened pack of Reese's—
>I'll do it if it's a big cup.

> Swejen San Flancisco COCKSUCKA!

oh wow, I've lost my shit

If you have to ask, you're not ready yet.

>has been
he never stopped faggot

> Our raunch fest fails domesticaly, we NEED the German box office
> Consider it done

>We need to blackwash a white charact...
>Say no more, sir.

(Picture of Idris Elba)

>we need a federal agent.

She looks like a cute Jim Norton.

>We need a decent, but cheap and easily cowed director for our cinematic univers...
>Already dialing, sir.

>We are blackmailing a pedophile producer that works for the competition. Which hack director should we get him to hire, to completely ruin their cinematic univer...
>I know just the hack, sir.

reddit

>Paul, we need to drive these lousy jap goyim out of Hollywood. How do we ruin their most profitable franchis...
>Already have the script, ma'am.

>We need one of our own in charge. I want those young bitches turned out and ready when I...
>Already have the contracts printed up, sir.

>Implying that wasn't sabotage implemented by a rival faction of jews tired of Apatow & Co. running shit in Hollywood.

>We need an actor who doesn't give a wooden nick-

>Agent Cody Banks

thanks, just marathoned both of them again

>welcome to erf

hahahahah

You'll need to update this to
>We need a creepy 20 something who was ravaged by puberty and takes it out on the rest of the worl--
>Here he is sir...