Post the most American image you have

post the most American image you have

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youtube.com/watch?v=84LnTrQ2us8
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youtu.be/I82_ybEAHxM
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Tie between

and

She's probably very smart and working the system

>A Kentucky man who threw a boomerang that flew back and hit him on the head has sued himself for US$300,000 (HK$2.32 million) - and won.
scmp.com/article/169389/man-sues-himself-and-wins

actually americans are not more litigious than western europeans. our civil lawsuits per capita are about equal

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yeah
ok

El monstruo malvado...

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>Human resources manager
of course

snopes.com/goes-around-litigates-around/

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bamboozled again

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You do know a customer did that right?

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kek i was gonna post this one

And? It's a really american picture

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>we hope this helps

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What is an inactive shooter?

a shooter on a mobility scooter

A dead american

For one thing, in the US it's extremely hard to win a libel suit while in Britain it's laughably easy and tabloid papers like the Sun get sued 50x a year.

dead one

>muh heritage
Jesus Christ.

>it's extremely hard to win lawsuits in America

See pic related

am i doing it right?

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(for story)

Holy fucking shit my sides

Please tell me this is real

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I'm not saying Subway should have won , because it is false advertising,
But it is definitely not worth losing 500k over.

harlemworldmag.com/subway-agrees-to-measure-sandwiches/

They advertise it as a foot long, meaning 12''.

The sandwich is only 11'' tho. Lawsuit time!

Wrong guy

mi ancestro

youtube.com/watch?v=84LnTrQ2us8

>Wrong guy

We're all friends here.

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El sharto de marto...

Well, false advertising should be punished.

>Well, false advertising should be punished.

By death.

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youtube.com/watch?v=k2JaGaNX2tQ
I love dna commercials.

Does that mean I can spam the Kaiser here and no one will complain?

youtu.be/I82_ybEAHxM

Death isn't a punishment. It's a gift.

youtu.be/6fv7CqCjiJw?t=11m13s

>ywn be half Sicilian, a quarter Latvian and a quarter Ukrainian

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is that an onion article?

reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/46rgeo/why_are_white_americans_so_obsessed_with_their/

theres an even better post somewhere on reddit about a guy who got a relative a dna test kit, that relative spent his whole life thinking he was a native and the dna test kit showed he was 0% native. it was so funny

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NOOOOOO NOT THE SWITCH!!!

>get vasectomy
>dont get woman pregnant
>dont have to pay child support till you die

not as stupid as you might think

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Do they get those retarded glasses free at Wallmart? wtf man.

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good goy, keep telling yourself you only wanted one kid

Why would you want any kids at all?

What's wrong with this? Old shriveled reefer madness boomers in the US continue to fight tooth and nail to prevent medical applications of marijuana as much as they can. That girl is epileptic and has 2 options; cheap, safe cannabis oil or to have the hemispheres of her brain sawed in half.

Her family had to move to Colorado because it wasn't possible to get the oil in their state.

being a meme is all that man ever really had in life

sad!

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Why they do this?

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>not wanting your child to have an aesthetically superior a mutilated chad cock
youtube.com/watch?v=ArpRKXml5Iw

Why are they such spergs and yet also completely full of shit and know nothing about what they're sperging about?

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Are the all jewish or something?

they each have children

I love New England aesthetics

this is quite american

that's nice

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Holy shit Swedes are passive agressive

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My new favourite.

Jesus Christ lmao

Wasn't this a Simpsons plot?

Dude...

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What?
Is it fake?

>Jaime Espinoza
lmao

laffing

I wonder the same thing. What the fuck is the open mouth thing supposed to mean? Excitement? Where did it even come from?

This was just for insurance purposes. The family knew the case would be dismissed.

Literally Homer Simpson lmao, he even comes from Springfield

Simpsons take place in Oregon Springfield.

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I LOVE AMERICA

youtube.com/watch?v=RJeugIJFXas

They do that to show that they're harmless and le quirky and not a threat so hopefully womyn will be drawn to em.

Are they debating politics? Or is McDonalds closed?

At least one of those stills is from a satirical site. ruins the whole thing for me desu