Paint your own Country

I've been seeing a lot of threads of the same type that are about Europe or even the whole world.
Why don't we make something more specific?

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give me the prototype

Fuck California and its commie bullshit, quite a few attractive ladies tho :^)

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Good to see the Athenian League and Achaean League still hate each other.

GREISLIGE SAUPREISSN, GREISLIGE

Why do you hate the Peloponnese?

I really shoul try to give a shit about the north-east but I don't think I can be bothered.

wisconsin bro here, love you too buddy but learn to drive

>hate Tartumaa
Well fuck you too faggot

Greece kind of looks like a scorpion with one really big claw

Is the purple part the part of the Black Forest?

Because that place is literally the paradise in Earth.

It's Baden-Württemberg on the south and Hesse on the north.
The Black Forest is in BW. It's a pretty nice place overall.

Rhone-Alps = pretty based.

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The Schwarzwald is still purple. Comfy as fuck.

keep athens and all the islands give the rest of greece to the slav mongoloids.
within 1 year all corruption and nepotism disappears

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>slavs
>corruption and nepotism disappears
How?

>yvelines en rouge

ok sale pauvre

It could be fine if
>it still existed (thanks Hollande, now I will forever be salty as long as Auvergne isn't its own région again)
>it didn't have Lyon and its bunch of annoying, pretentious students who think they are so much better than the lower country ploucs because they get drunk three times a week in overpriced bars

Somali spotted

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Lyon is still better than Paris. But is has foreigners too.

Good penguin... keep hating thoses who control the country.

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Anything is better than Paris.
(though overall, I'm just a dirty pleb who grew up in a farm, so any large city feels like hell. Paris, Lyon, Marseille, Renne, even Nantes, anything larger than Clermont-Ferrand is 2modern+2big4me)
redpill me on northern Argentina, what's so wrong about it, why do you both hate it?

>northern Argentina
50% Bolivians
50% indios

The only thing they contribuite to the country is the crime rate, hunger, etc. Is basically the Africa of our country.

Why is that county right next to your home county so inhospitable ? high population of nigs?

Bougnats confirmed godtier

t. lived in Clermont-Ferrand

Half penguin half gurí

>redpill me on northern Argentina, what's so wrong about it, why do you both hate it?

becouse they look like pic related

SMYRNA

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There's no point if it's going to be the same color

>becouse they look like pic related
Too white for you?

Incoming memes.

My mother is bayerische Can confirm

But baden should be removed from the earth :DD

It would also be nice if you guys explain why you want to KILL WITH FIRE some of your country's regions.

And too commie. You know that don't you

Template?

Tartu Ülikooli SJWd ja Peipsi äärsed tiblad.

I'd love to be a French pleb in a farm. It's one of the few countries that it isn't shit to be pleb.

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Thanks

It's Lower Silesia. It's like Poland's Poland. Very ugly place, people speak awful dialect much worse than standard Polish which is already an ugly language, high crime rate, people have terrible mentality and the region occupies rightful clay of my region (red part in the picture)

How to pronounce ł?

>Kill Harjumaa

M8? Explain.

Its all memes ameibro. That guy is probably hiding machetes in his pockets and suffocating on local air.
They jelly because we have coal :^)

Now if only BaWü had BTFO the Green party in the last Land-days-whale

>t. GREEK RAPE-BABY

>implying Gavurs are Turks.

erdoğan shill pls go

ah i see thanks homie
ahaha sounds like a little bit of rivalry :^)

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Like english w in water

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It really depends where you are and what you grow/raise.
Many farmers got buttraped by large distributors for supermarkets and fast restauration, to the point that some may even work for a loss during a whole season.
Unless your product is protected by higher quality control (with organic farming or local protection for instance) or is a "prestigious" good (mainly true for grapes, because wine), you're probably not going to be doing that well.
Though things may very well change quickly
>be finishing your secondary education abck home
>everyone arround grows lentille of the Puy or rattes (small potatoes)
>suddenly, some parisian chef realizes rattes are actually delicious
>it becomes fashionable
>cut to a couple years later
>come back home from the big city here I'm studying
>the potato-farming neighbours have brand new equipment
parisian plebs can't even enjoy proper lentilles

luv you too seabro

>leave Clermont-Ferrand because studies, get to see various bigger towns
>visit what is worth visiting
>not a single cathedral has bats living in them
How can you call it a cathedral if it doesn't have its local colony of holy-water-drinking bats?

like 'w' in 'wave'

Can confirm.
FIBs are horrendous drivers especially niggers

One day when I save enough for retirement I will move to Quindio, comfiest place in this shithole.

Is Florida really that bad?

le shill meme

Izmir is famous for that all of their girls are whore. There is degeneracy in the city beyond Sup Forums's imaginations.

>hating on based Nantes

çomar :(

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"Californian" girls are all from Montana and Utah, idiot.

Fight me fag, all i was saying is that when i was there for 3 months there were an unending supply of 10/10s.

>Not loving Virginia

Super gun friendly swing state with conservative values and the best schools.

Florida is cancer. Every fucked up thing you hear about comes from Florida. Everyone from Florida is a savage animal that are equal to followers of Islam. You step into Florida, you instantly get followed by niggers, have the constant possibility you will be killed by a hurricane, and the constant infestation of Latinos. Your house will be swallowed by sinkholes, your children will be eaten by alligators, your belongings will be stolen, you'll wake up in the morning and see your shit is gone, and you will try to start your computer to go on Sup Forums and bitch about it, but the niggers stole your electric meter, all the cooper wiring, and even your router. When you step outside of your house, you will be met by the heat of a thousand suns and you will be faced by degeneracy never seen before in human history.

Florida is worse than Detroit. Fuck Florida.

Florida = fags & old people

Well, shit. I forgot about hurricanes and niggers.

I don't mind cubans and dominicans even though they are, sometimes, worse than mexicans.

gtfo to ekşi. This is a board for National Socialists, Monarchists, White Supremacists and Conservatives. Everyones aim is fight against degeneracy.

This territory is enemy to sexually """""OPEN-MINDED"""" Izmirians.

Izmir is worse than San Fransisco.

So what does w stand for?

You guys can take your reductionist worldview back to the pre-industrial world where it belongs

Thank you for correcting the record

shut up çomar you are making us look bad

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Florida is diverse as hell aspect wise, some of it is great and other parts are utter shit

>the file's name

whats wrong with sparta

I should give more fucks, but i know that at the end we are all the same shit

you are all my minions

forgot pic

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Peloponnese War WHEN?

Love: Massachusetts

Hate: Everything else

>fight against degeneracy
No, fuck you.
FREE LOVE

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You're clearly a tasteless cretin.

die communist

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>mazowieckie
>hate
get a load of this butthurt faggot
you mean how to pronounce it?

Tarquin types, surrounded by his concrete jungle and coloured hordes desperate to cut his head off.

You're a living, breathing cliche

>You're a living, breathing cliche
What did he mean by this?