Why don't you have a fat Chinese girl yet?

Why don't you have a fat Chinese girl yet?

Because I'm black. Only chubsters that want me are white or spanish.

Asian chicks aren't really cool irl.

Why would I want that when I could have a Goat?

I'M TRYING OKAY?
okay so I'm not actually trying but it sure would be nice if there were a chubby asian girl in my area who just happens to also browse Sup Forums
MISSOURI

That being said I'm actually upset that Daria got a shitty 5th season and this didn't even get 2
Not that Daria was a bad show, I just think that 5 seasons was too many

Because I have good taste.

>tfw black
>tfw no chubby anygf

They weren't a thing right? That limo episode made it pretty clear.

I love Mei!

>tfw no thicc asian gf

Why even live?

She's white.

Source?

>could have had one
>blew it
>she went lesbo

I ask myself the same thing everyday, user.

>mei ling
>white

Nigga what?

The only Asians in my state are the descendants of Chinese railroad workers, descendants of Japanese prisoners from the WWII internment camps and Japanese students in colleges.

To be honest, I don't wanna be the fat white nerdy guy who hits on Asian girls. Even if they are cute.

Look right at the art my friend.

Then why not be the /fit/ white nerdy guy who hits on Asian girls? Unless you have a gland problem or something.

user you dumb nigger, she's Chinese.

Ain't no 100% Chinese girl that looks that white, outside of porn.

I'm not an average white guy

looks chinese to me

I'm meeting new and exciting people all the time now and slowly gaining self confidence so hopefully Soon™

>tfw had skinny nipponese gf in highschool
>tfw no idea how into women my age

No clue OP

No, Chineese women around me. I asked out a fat white girl the other day, but we never got chance to meet again due to my busy work schedule.

>wanting to date a Sup Forums browser
you should really know better

>meeting new people
how?

I managed to hold a couple of conversations together with a friend of a friend and now I'm talking and hanging out with then and other people

oh that doesn't help me.

Because I left her ;_;

How about filipino?

>SEA countries

Because where I live is overwhelmingly white. Even the Chinese take-out place is run by white guys.

dear christ that's white. Are you in America?

>short, chubby bubbly thai chick
>likes me
>is a lesbian

>tfw no fat Jewish gf with lots of shekels and a big nose

>all the kinds of women you like are usually lesbians
>all the women you've ever loved are lesbians
>could only ever score with a trap

Mtv downtown all episode are up on YouTube.

Canada

>s-she's a lesbians and that's why she turned me down!

Really niggas?
Really?

oh there we go.

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No fuck you
I'm a perfectly decent person
why wouldn't other people be perfectly decent people
basically the only reason I don't get as much attention is because I'm not some jerk ass tripfag who posts pictures on some other forum and "leaks" them to everyone on Sup Forums

did you finish that fire?

Nice try, there's only chinks in Canada now

OP said Chinese, Satan. No half-breeds.

That's west coast, dude. I'm on the east coast. No one ever goes there.

Are you one of those newfies I've heard so much about?

>tfw weezer was right

Are he and Goat from Megas XLR based off the same person? Or modeled after a shared VA?

I do work out, but t the present moment, I'm still fat.

What's the name of this show?

Goat from Downtown and Megas XLR are the same person. Funny thing, he even had a small cameo in Metalocalypse.

Downtown

He could be PEI or Nova Scotia too, NL here, basically once you pass the PC Zone (Ontario) it's "we don't like your kind round here." Country. That said Nova Scotia has a huge 1st Nations and Black problem.

>tfw dating crazy sea mexican

Send help

>all the S A D B O I S itt
>but no content

The fuck?

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You could land a plane on that ass.

I'd pave that tarmac if you know what i'm sayin
>mfw I saved a fucking thumbnail of a gif

>her drunkenly flirting with the piano player

We seem to have some common grounds

>traps

Here ya go buddy

>"If I can't have her in my bed then I have no reason to be her friend"
You really and I mean REALLY need to watch some cartoon shows/movies about friendship between a male and a female if that can make you understand friendship is not piece of shit and life is more than just about having sex!