Is Christine /ourgirl/?

Is Christine /ourgirl/?

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Is she mentally ill now? She also looks skinny as shit, what the fuck is going on

She's hamming it up

What does he need more money for?

Burlesque variety show?

This honestly just makes me sad. My grandma has dementia and yeah it is not funny

Barb is the puppet master behind Chris's e-begging, don't be fooled

>now
what the fuck

I know she's kind of a shitty person, but she looks so sad and out of herself in that flick

Considering her age, can't Barb just go to a nursing home? Even a shitty, cheap home would still be better than where she actually lives.

Implying she isn't dead already and Chris isn't pulling a Weekend at Bernie's on us and is a master ventriloquist.

How long until Chris goes full Norman Bates after Snorlax dies?

GET

A

FUCKING

JOB

CHRIS

YOU

FAT

FUCK

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Things that will probably happen once Chris's mother dies.
>Too poor to afford a proper funeral, Chris tries to bury her in his dollhouse he made of his school or a makeshift coffin out of legos
>Christine Chandler tries to sell her virginity to horny Asian business men by posting one of those adds online
>Channel Awesome hires Chris and he finds his purpose being a movie critic

To be fair to Chris, how can he? Any employer would google his name, find that Sonichu wiki, and boot him out before he can explain. Considering that, what job could he even get?

>tfw Chris is putting out more regular content than ever now but 99% of it is boring shit

Christine should run for mayor and enter politics somehow

But seriously, I think the only jobs available to Chris would be work that undocumented immigrants do. And I can't tell if the thought of Chris struggling to take care of someone's lawn while his Mexican co-workers mock him is even more pathetic than his current situation.

Anyone want to see Chris do better than Cole?

>Mfw Chris somehow has more net worth than him

this isnt nearly as funny as it was ten years ago.

He already had all the money from that sale spent before he shipped the totem out. He spent $400 getting Barb a new gold necklace to replace one she had pawned and spent the rest on toys and games for himself.

She's finally realised what her son has become

Cole is a shitty critic. I'd kind of like to see Chris somehow get richer than him.

people will donate just enough to keep them going lol

WTF

that is so poorly packed how did fedex/postoffice actually accept that for shipment

chris is fucking with her meds so he can wear dresses

why cant chris just get autism bux?

>money for my mother and sister

does cole know chris transitioned?

she's begging for money while wearing a gold and pearl necklace lol

>Chris sets up a Patreon for people to access new comic pages
>People actually start signing up, it ascends from like 4 people to 15(!)
>STILL begging for donations in this bizarre and manipulative fashion instead of just getting down and delivering the comics which are the only thing anyone will pay Chris for at this point (other than fucked up bedroom relics)

>Dat eye blinking

Do you think she's signalling us for help? Feels like Morse code. I think without Barb around Snorlax really sees the error of her ways and sees what a piece of shit and monster Chris really is that Barb tried to stop him from becoming. It's quite saddening really.

I don't think either situation is likely. It's going to be more like a Collyer brothers scenario.

But he does. He's just greedy and shit at managing money, so it all gets spent on toys and games instead of food and maintenance.

I really want to see what Chris is gonna do when Barb croaks. He can easily live off his tugboat money if he didn't waste it on Legos or Nintendo shit, so it will really put Chris in a position where he will finally have to face some form of responsibility.

Strike 3
2 more to go and you're done

>Considering that, what job could he even get?
Did wallmart stop hiring literally anyone as their bullshit charity "greeter" position?

How does he keep that level of comedy so consistent for so long

He does, he just spends it all on toys

>or Nintendo shit,
You may think otherwise from Sonichu but he's a gigantic sonydrone.

>that oscillating fan
Kino move, tbqh.

Christine is a real visionary.

employers only say they do that to scare people.
My facebook cover photo has swastikas all over it and i got hired as Kumon instructor

Not sure but he got banned from his local wal-mart years ago for writing "Hex-Box" on some X-Box display

>Chris tries to bury

I'd pay a dollar to watch him dig a ditch.

>My facebook cover photo has swastikas all over it
you share a board with these people

He does.
He literally blows it all on toys.
Seriously, he has giant piles of them that he displays in all his videos.
It's actually shocking.

People are giving him $200 a month on patreon.

>now
She was always fucked up
Still, something is off about her now

It's just not right seeing him in a different house

;_;

Who would have thought this is where Chris would end up? Years ago I would have assumed he would just leave the internet and everyone would forget but nope, here he is as a tranny begging for money

Could he even dig a ditch? He got exhausted just screaming once in a video as if he had ran ten miles.

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Still less than Spoony and all he does is tweet about Trump.

The suspense of finding out what happens to Chris when Barb dies is killing me. It's gotta be happening soon.

Have you not seen his room? He buys new expensive toys all the time. He neglects any responsibilities and buys his trinkets first. Any money lefts goes to his mother and bills.

>implying chris will try to get a job
>ever
>It has been 2819 days since Chris applied for a job.

That's not even his lowest point, he way trying to become a tranny gay prostitute just a few months ago.

He buys expensive legos with his autism bux.

Chris is POWERFUL and STRONG!

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> become a tranny gay prostitute just a few months ago.

what? fucking lmao

I shouldn't be surprised though, I think he tried to become an escort before

>janny 'sange the child molester' pockets babysitting this off-topic trash
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Looks like we're having the chimpout threads on Sup Forums tonight and not Sup Forums

>he way trying to become a tranny gay prostitute just a few months ago.

who the fuck would pay to have sex with him?

>tfw passed through Ruckersville when doing a long distance drive
Shit was surreal, didn't go to Chris's house, but it was fucking crazy imagining how I was only 4 miles away from a person such as Chris

They are in their own house again and have been for over two years now.
The only difference is that a large chunk of it got gutted and repaired so Chris has his own space to fill up with junk now besides his old room.

If his mother dies, I honest think he's just going to leave her rotting in whatever room she died in and ignore the situation.

How could you miss that opportunity? I would have to make a detour just to see internet history in real llife

He will become homeless and die

chris is proly stealing her food

Chris has been getting his "monthly tugboat" for years and Barb gets Social Security.

He wastes hundreds of dollars a month on toys.
sonichu.com/cwcki/Financhu_Crisis#Chris.27s_Frivolous_Spending
That's just a small example, somewhere on the wiki is a more detailed list. His ebay account is public so people can easily see what he buys

>In a post from August 2014, he said, "I pay the monthly mortgage which kills most of my monthly."

I was in a rush and didn't have the time
Someday I'll go back and do the full Chris tour

It's amazing how much Chris's house is turning like Africa, reminds me of that Family Guy episode where Peter's house becomes its own country and the US government cuts off supply before invading.

Why can't we just tell his county's council to replace his mother or something? She's clearly too senile to take proper care of Chris or the house. I'm surprised nothing was done after the fire.

that was chris, now that he became christine nobody will be able to tell

I know he can't. I just want to see him try. According to his wiki, he considers standing up an exercise.

Seriously? I would have thought they'd have condemned that hovel.

>GOD.... AND THE BEAR
Second only to "Dirty crapped briefs"

But in the stone age

If you do a drop off with the US post system without talking to an actual thing person then you can pretty much ship anything. Shit even with FedEx. I used to work for FedEx and we accepted guns wrapped in brown paper and nothing else

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I really want to bully him.

>not knowing about Stephanie Bustcakes
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Be prepared to watch the most horrifying ad in your life

>money for my mother and sister
you know chris, it would be a hell of a lot easier to get people to feel sorry for you if you made the slightest attempt at pretending it isnt all about money

No, the greatest is "pickle suited nigger"

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I miss classic Chris

The fire turned out to be a blessing in disguise. It forced them out for almost a year while the place got a lot of long overdue repairs. Apparently Bob had an old greenhouse in the yard somewhere that is a festering ruin at this point but the house itself is in decent shape again. Though I'm sure Chris is ruining it as fast as he can.

He lives in Ruckersville, the town with the saying "it's more than just an intersection". If he actually lived in Charlottesville they would, but way out where he lives there isn't much of a city to deal with him unless he beat Barb or something

>Certificate of Authenticity

How much would this go for in an estate sale?

someone should try to get chris into minecraft so he stops spending so much money on legos

GOD NO
Then his house will get even worse

It's only worth what someone's willing to pay for it.

So unless it makes its way to a "museum of internet shenanigans" or a hoarder's house it'll probably wind up in a landfill

Also I don't think he is required to have a caretaker, he does (or did) have a driver's license

Imagine the hooker he paid to have sex with. She must have been a meth addict that needed money desperately.

>His ebay account is public so people can easily see what he buys

I didn't see shit except him selling stamps

Fuck, I think I'm gonna start working out again.

Apparently she quit being a hooker shortly after seeing Chris, could be a coincidence but I think she reevaluated her life after that encounter

I can understand Cole cutting off all contact with his family with that gibsmedat leech mentality.

>money for my mother and sister

>All those useless toys sitting in that room
>So much garbage that it stacks on the ground
>He actually paid nearly every single item in that room
>Flushing money down the toilet

>he actually attempted to prostitute himself
wew

can i have a picture of his """""""""vagina""""""""""

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