What have you actually learned from Sup Forums?

what have you actually learned from Sup Forums?

Come here for the news and DCEU discussion

eventually there will only be baneposting

Pedophilia is a real thing

JL is undergoing 9 months of reshoots

To love the ayy.

It scientifically proved me wrong when I thought there was a worse board than Sup Forums

some people really likes little boys...

i learned what the fuck his problem was
i learned what he meant by this

Sup Forums is literally worse than huntingtons disease

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i've learned how much i fucking hate Sup Forums

That Im a redditor apparently

Is this real?

Sup Forums has taught me to never be happy and constantly criticize everything.

And I love it.

t. Reddit

No.
The bottom part is a crude drawing.
Also, Vin Disesl is a manlet irl, while the rock is tall.

I see beyond the Matrix now, this is not the real world, this is a simulation. In reality, this is Reddit.

footfags are intolerable

Yes. Though the stool pictured is actually too small. The Rock is a manlet irl. Forced perspectives are used in all his movies. Vin Diesel is 6'1". Zac Efron is actually 6'2".

Really? Because I didn't

>people take falcons to movie theaters
>people order crab legs at movie theaters
>people take showers at movie theaters
>people get their benis inspected at movie theaters

>jews run hollywood and possibly the world
>around blacks never relax
>there are a ton of other NEETs out there
Also discovered a bunch of good movies and series thanks to Sup Forums that I probably wouldn't have otherwise so anything I got from them is a result of Sup Forums as well, somehow.

My local kinplex confiscated my falcon last weekend when I went to view Wonder Woman. I contacted the authorities. The cops did a sting operation. Found hundreds of dead falcons the basements. Mine, Falco, was still alive thankfully, as well as a few others. The kinoplex has been temporarily shutdown.

Wow, you'd think something like that would be on the news.

Rumor around town is that Robert got involved. Promised to get things running smoothly again. I hadn't considered it but after my falcon experience I realized that for the past few months the random penis inspections were few and far between. When they did happen it was nothing but a cursory glance. As well they were always low on crab legs and served up shrimp instead. The showers hadn't been working in at least a year. And the designated shooter section was always some manlet with an airsoft gun.

Cunnyposters deserve death.

that the mods are fucking retards

plebs watch "films", while patricians consume "kinography"

about mise en scene
how to read a film
why television is shit
which actresses are jews
french
how not all pedos are bad

Well, they're just a small handful of guys.

From England.

that i want an ayylmao gf

giv ayylmao gf

>late 2015
>decide to visit Sup Forums out of curiosity because of The Fappening
>start out with Sup Forums cause I didn't know any better
>mfw I used to be worried that I'd be too dumb to visit Sup Forums even though I like watching stuff
>mfw I thought you guys would actually talk about films and TV like /lit/ talks about books and /sci/ talks about science

Was Spongebob (((ADHD)))?

Worst xposter.

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kek

stop fucking posting holy shit you 12 year old

>I thought you guys would actually talk about films and TV

>dumb ass frog posting redditor still believes the 'Sup Forums doesn't talk about movies' meme

kys kiddo

some guys are big for me

Lefty cucks complain that literally everything is Sup Forums

No. I probably contribute more to this board than you.

to be fair every single person that complains about Sup Forums on here isn't ever actually from this board

>not giv mummy gf

i want gf

Libcucks can't handle memes that make fun of them.

this i want mommyfu

DC is kino

>it's a Sup Forumstard acts like the 300+ replies from his b8 thread aren't fannyflustered t_d redditors upset people are making fun of le God Emporer episode

that it was Chuck's Suck & Fuck

t. reddit

t. Reddit

I've learned that little girls CAN be sexy!

Unironically this

Hilarious isn't it? They cry about Sup Forums threads being off-topic but have NO problem with this trash

I've learned that music critics and bloggers from England who claim to be feminist leftists CAN be secret pedophiles who share images of small children and women being violently killed.

Do not swallow the red nor the blue pill

Listen to this user
Swallow his father's semen like him

Uh, what?

That's who the c*nnyposters are. A group of guys from a music critic/blogger forum based in England who followed a guy here and stalked him. They post all that shit to try to get him into the pedoshit they're into, and fail.

That Oxford University is right. The constant repetition of memes actually does damage your brain and reduce your intelligence.

(same guy here)

They hacked him, obviously illegal, and when he learned this and called them out, they followed him here and seeing the culture of Sup Forums, decided to start plastering child images. I think they were hoping he would get into the stuff, but really they just revealed themselves to be MASSIVE child porn collectors and connected to pedo rings.

Which is funny because one of the guys is a very well-known music critic, with a career and family and all.

Very dumb move on their part. They really should chill out.

>DUDE WHY DID I GET BANNED FROM A BOARD ABOUT FILMS BECAUSE OF THIS BAIT POLITICS POST

Little sisters are the best

England is seriously one fucked up island.

Do you have a single shred of evidence to back this up? I've heard no less than twenty conspiracy theories about who the spammers are and so far all of them have been wrong.

LOL! What? The cunnyposters are just the guys from #ooo and #waifu, dum-dum. Those are chat rooms on Rizon, by the way.

This is the best theory regarding Sup Forums's cunnyfags yet. I hope it becomes cannon.

Oh yeah, I have fucking tons of evidence, but I won't just post it here now.

I promise you that is what it actually is though.

Keep in mind, they got some other pedos to do a lot of the posting, and there is a bot.

>but I won't just post it here now.

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>#ooo
This is who I always thought it was
as soon as that fucking mong stopped posting links to shows the bot started up

It's the truth. I'm the guy being stalked. It started back in 2008, when I came here for LOST threads.

Since then there have been waves of different attempts to fuck with me and get me to get into fucked up shit, but I'm... just not into it, lol.

There are screengrabs btw going around of them instructing pedos at 8ch on posting shit here.

waifus r best!!

Hey, it's partly insurance. If you're stalked or years, you're not just going to dump all the evidence on a whim. I basically own these guys now. Their careers would be destroyed if they messed with me. I have years of hard evidence at this point.

yea dude we totes believe u

Why do you newfags have to make up these outlandish stories? Why can't you just accept the fact that Sup Forums's pedos are regular Joes who happen to find little girls attractive?

If you're not going to post evidence then you need to get better at roleplaying, this is 3/10 at best

It doesn't matter, makes no difference if you do or not.

If they ever do anything stupid and end up arrested, I'll post the articles up here with all the info though. I'm a decent person and don't want it to come to that though, since there are families at stake.

>Why can't you just accept the fact that Sup Forums's pedos are regular Joes who happen to find little girls attractive?

They aren't though, anyone who posts here regularly knows that those are clearly bot threads and otherwise threads that come in very calculated, formulaic spurts.

Like, it's actually not even Sup Forums culture.

>"dude I totally don't care if you believe me, thats why i've spent this entire thread trying to get you believe me"

I'm simply stating the facts. Anyways, anyone with hacking abilities, if they knew where to dig, they'd see that it's exactly what I'm describing.

Not to trust any of the movie recommendations

just finished watching The Conspiracy because of a thread I saw last night. Complete and utter garbage

Screengrabs of them posting on 8ch? Oh, shit! Guess what? They post on WikiEat, too.

That the mods will delete any and all milf threads. But will let cp posts go to 350 400 replies. I mentioned this before and got banned for a week.

So, we Swiftposting now?

the internet is full of fucking retards

(sameposter here)

Anyways, really, if anyone here is interested in figuring this c*nny mystery out, I recommend saving a copy of this thread, and bookmarking the page in the archive.

Seriously, keep all I said in mind, you'll start to see evidence of it over time if you want to play detective.

Well, yeah. Another place I wont go, but naturally it has been in my interest to learn all about all that. They have IRCs too.

>"guys pls trust me i have all this evidence but im not going to post it because......... umm............... just please believe me ok i have evidence i swear lol XD"

You're not very good at this so any further post will only get a proofschicken as a response.

sounds good

(sameposter)

And the original board they come from (which one of them was a founder / moderator of originally) starts with a D.

He's schizo mate
first it was an aussie
then it was some canadian
then it was some dude named cloister/cats
then it was some pajeet canadian
now this

Nothing, but I hope I taught some people about the AvP universe.

>swn dress up in an SS uniform and stomp your balls
;_;

Anybody who has been here for any length of time knows that the bot threads are in retaliation to Sup Forums's overmoderation.

>Like, it's actually not even Sup Forums culture.

AIDZ was spamming Sup Forums with these girls as far back as 2011. Only back then, he did it manually. I wouldn't be surprised if the bot belongs to him. He never could stay on-topic.

>mate

C'mon dude I know you don't want more people knowing about what you're doing, but you're so fucking obvious.

Also, I assure you that you are no longer in a position to continue behaving in the way that you have been. Things aren't what you thought they were.

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>Anybody who has been here for any length of time knows that the bot threads are in retaliation to Sup Forums's overmoderation.

No, but the guys who spam it naturally respond to the moderation with mockery since it's their prerogative to spam pedoshit for pay.

None of the guys behind it are younger than 35, by the way, and one is in his 40s, another in his 50s.