>You wake up in Tokyo
What do?
>You wake up in Tokyo
What do?
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The logistical support you need for a city like this
how do japs breathe without any trees around to produce oxygen
cry from joy and start approaching girls when I recovered
I did wake up in Tokyo a few times, and generally did touristy things
If I woke up in Tokyo, I’d buy a plane ticket and return to the Netherlands
If I woke up with the intention of staying in Tokyo, I’d probably buy a laptop, charts, open an account at a brokerage and begin pennystocking to become financially independent, buy a nice apartment and look for my special someone
wake up, get up, get out there
i just did and started browsing Sup Forums
commit sudoku in nearby "suicide forrest"
Hide because it's open season on wh*Toids after that Logan Paul video
Rangeban Japan
go to dead chink forest
the city doesn't change that much day to day
so you have a lot of time to plan and improve
Go to a spermbank and be rich
>commit sudoku
>not posting Vlog on youtube
Walk to the store
I just woke up in tokyo!
There are sufficient amount of trees on streets.
>Aokigahara
>nearby Tokyo
>Blow up a bridge
>1 million people die of starvation
I become an internet cafe refugee
start a business for manlet asians, providing them with ladders to a child stool so they can observe the superior race from less distance
take the first plane ticket for SEOUL
you too are mongol eesti
yeah, but even the shortest man here is too tall to fit into yakuza suit
Man, if only we had shit like that in the west I'd go for it in a heartbeat, beats NEETing it out with roommates that think you're insane.
I got on Sup Forums and post a thread asking 'Do yuo love Japan?'
Go to Aokigahara and kill myself.
Go to some nice Ramen shop
I hop on a train.
We have those in Sydney, they're usually full of run away teens
fuck asian bp
Start up the flamethrower and cook some yellow monkeys
kill myself
*exterminate aussie spiders*
kill myself
Fuck. Do nukenips even understand the importance of green spaces in a city? I thought NYC was an overbuilt shithole, until I saw pics of New Delhi and Tokyo.
please do not confuse with that indian shithole please
Look for a woman then rape her
>the importance of green spaces in a city
Please educate me on them
Go on public transport, spit sunflower seeds all over and try to talk to people using what little Russian I know.
Film some dead japs on the suicide forest ofc
this, but first I'd walk around for a while screaming like a literal brainlet, throw balls towards moving traffic and make sure i've disrespected the local people in every possible way
tell the japs about the superiority of multiculturalism, Brazil and that they need to accept German core values of destroying your own race and accepting muslim refugees as your bulls
>Japanese people are so NICE
Hmm. I do not know how to speak japanese. Do Japanese speak english well like japanese anons?
back to Sup Forums heinrich
fuck, that was the worst moment, how is it possible to have so little selfawareness
it improves people's health, absorb air pollution and take some of the heat in the summer away.
humans were never meant to live in communities with millions of people, we need nature around us.
Hunting Zapanese girl
Try to find my seiyuufu
Find this man and Slap him in the face
I FUCKING LOVE NIP LADIES!
go to okinawa to visit my grandma and leave quickly because i can't speak japanese
Find a way to settle somehow.
Kill myself
Get out of Tokyo immediately because that's where all the filthy foreigners live
call my mom to help me get back home to the safety of my room because I can't function in the real world alone even as a 26 year old
Take a plane
This
I just want to take a rest at home
use my anime Nihongo to get to the Finnish embassy and hope they let me stay there until a cheap return flight is available.
>I can't afford Tokyo
I rent a car and take the Shuto expressway to the Meguro Sky Garden.
Find a bed and get back to sleeping, I'm probably tired from waking up on the street.
Find the nearest willing woman, and impregnate her.
Japon is Allah's biggest mistake
go to a hub in roppongi and bang a gaijin hunter
>Typhoon was coming in when I was visiting Tokyo
>Still made it to the sky garden
felt good m8
For reference
rape lolis
Dab on them haters
>wake up at 5am
>go to shitty work in crowded train
>get home at 12pm
>cry self to sleep with thoughts of suicide
great
explore seven shrines that tokugawa placed in order to protect edo/tokyo, using a most deadly dangerous spirit, 平将門, of all time.
get a pork cutlet sandwich and a beer, smoke some cheap cigarettes and then get a flight home
>cheap cigarettes
I've personally seen the prices in Oz ffs
Does Tokyo have any relevant parks or green areas inside the metro region?
Is water wet? The imperial palace is the most prominent, but there's easily 5 other major ones in the city center alone.
What a nice building.
hard mode: pic related
what do?
save the japanese declining birth rate single handidly
Shitpost with a jap flag
Do you love Tokyo?
nothing would change
Take a train to Osaka. Have some okonomiyaki. Gorge myself on Japanese Curry and then go to Osaka Gundams, build something, and then kms.