You wake up in Tokyo

>You wake up in Tokyo

What do?

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dab

The logistical support you need for a city like this

how do japs breathe without any trees around to produce oxygen

cry from joy and start approaching girls when I recovered

I did wake up in Tokyo a few times, and generally did touristy things

If I woke up in Tokyo, I’d buy a plane ticket and return to the Netherlands

If I woke up with the intention of staying in Tokyo, I’d probably buy a laptop, charts, open an account at a brokerage and begin pennystocking to become financially independent, buy a nice apartment and look for my special someone

wake up, get up, get out there

i just did and started browsing Sup Forums

commit sudoku in nearby "suicide forrest"

Hide because it's open season on wh*Toids after that Logan Paul video

Rangeban Japan

go to dead chink forest

the city doesn't change that much day to day
so you have a lot of time to plan and improve

Go to a spermbank and be rich

>commit sudoku
>not posting Vlog on youtube

Walk to the store

I just woke up in tokyo!
There are sufficient amount of trees on streets.

>Aokigahara
>nearby Tokyo

>Blow up a bridge
>1 million people die of starvation

I become an internet cafe refugee

start a business for manlet asians, providing them with ladders to a child stool so they can observe the superior race from less distance

take the first plane ticket for SEOUL

you too are mongol eesti

yeah, but even the shortest man here is too tall to fit into yakuza suit

Man, if only we had shit like that in the west I'd go for it in a heartbeat, beats NEETing it out with roommates that think you're insane.

I got on Sup Forums and post a thread asking 'Do yuo love Japan?'

Go to Aokigahara and kill myself.

Go to some nice Ramen shop

I hop on a train.

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We have those in Sydney, they're usually full of run away teens

fuck asian bp

Start up the flamethrower and cook some yellow monkeys

kill myself

*exterminate aussie spiders*

kill myself

Fuck. Do nukenips even understand the importance of green spaces in a city? I thought NYC was an overbuilt shithole, until I saw pics of New Delhi and Tokyo.

please do not confuse with that indian shithole please

Look for a woman then rape her

>the importance of green spaces in a city

Please educate me on them

Go on public transport, spit sunflower seeds all over and try to talk to people using what little Russian I know.

Film some dead japs on the suicide forest ofc

this, but first I'd walk around for a while screaming like a literal brainlet, throw balls towards moving traffic and make sure i've disrespected the local people in every possible way

tell the japs about the superiority of multiculturalism, Brazil and that they need to accept German core values of destroying your own race and accepting muslim refugees as your bulls

>Japanese people are so NICE

Hmm. I do not know how to speak japanese. Do Japanese speak english well like japanese anons?

back to Sup Forums heinrich
fuck, that was the worst moment, how is it possible to have so little selfawareness

it improves people's health, absorb air pollution and take some of the heat in the summer away.
humans were never meant to live in communities with millions of people, we need nature around us.

Hunting Zapanese girl

Try to find my seiyuufu

Find this man and Slap him in the face

I FUCKING LOVE NIP LADIES!

go to okinawa to visit my grandma and leave quickly because i can't speak japanese

Find a way to settle somehow.

Kill myself

Get out of Tokyo immediately because that's where all the filthy foreigners live

call my mom to help me get back home to the safety of my room because I can't function in the real world alone even as a 26 year old

Take a plane

This
I just want to take a rest at home

use my anime Nihongo to get to the Finnish embassy and hope they let me stay there until a cheap return flight is available.
>I can't afford Tokyo

I rent a car and take the Shuto expressway to the Meguro Sky Garden.

Find a bed and get back to sleeping, I'm probably tired from waking up on the street.

Find the nearest willing woman, and impregnate her.

Japon is Allah's biggest mistake

go to a hub in roppongi and bang a gaijin hunter

>Typhoon was coming in when I was visiting Tokyo
>Still made it to the sky garden
felt good m8

For reference

rape lolis

Dab on them haters

>wake up at 5am
>go to shitty work in crowded train
>get home at 12pm
>cry self to sleep with thoughts of suicide
great

explore seven shrines that tokugawa placed in order to protect edo/tokyo, using a most deadly dangerous spirit, 平将門, of all time.

get a pork cutlet sandwich and a beer, smoke some cheap cigarettes and then get a flight home

>cheap cigarettes
I've personally seen the prices in Oz ffs

Does Tokyo have any relevant parks or green areas inside the metro region?

Is water wet? The imperial palace is the most prominent, but there's easily 5 other major ones in the city center alone.

What a nice building.

hard mode: pic related
what do?

save the japanese declining birth rate single handidly

Shitpost with a jap flag

Do you love Tokyo?

nothing would change

Take a train to Osaka. Have some okonomiyaki. Gorge myself on Japanese Curry and then go to Osaka Gundams, build something, and then kms.