Mai tayfu?

mai tayfu?

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she has betrayed you my dude

She won't let you touch her feets.

her pussy is probably 100x more janked up than hope solo and everytime you had sex you would know shes fucked hundreds of other dudes. skank whos not worth it imo

Fake news desu

pancake tiddies

she wont go out with me so i think shes a bitch

TO ALL MY SOUTH SIDE NIGGAS WHO KNOW ME BEST

>listening to Taylor Swifts 2011 hit single "Sparks Fly"
>song ends and the next track kicks off
PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

You're doing God's work user.

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roastie in bed?

...

jesus christ bro. what a cunt.

>the ugly side
So, every side? I pity the moron that thinks that dating her is a wise choice. It's going to end in less than a year because she needs more material for her boo hoo breakup songs filled with the teen angst of a late twenty year old autotuned to shit and shat out to the masses.

>literally going for the one with the most influential family and money

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the ugly side would be spitting out tom hiddleston's cum when eating her out.

Also pancake ass. Basically nothing appealing about her body. And her personality is shit.

Doesn't she prefer the company of women?

I wonder if she's any good at fucking. It's hard to tell. On one hand I bet she fucked a lot of guys and should have good experience, on the other hand she seems like a vapid twat who expects the man to do all the work

>Joe Jonas
>Cons: too short

When will they learn?

No she just started to avoid appearing publicly with men because the press was giving her shit for being a slut.

the sad reality

Damn, Jake. Hump em and dump em

yet she dated Taylor Lautner right after, who is also short

apparently she didn't learn

I highly doubt she's a good lay. There's a reason none of her exes have said a thing about sex with her. It's called a nondisclosure agreement. You don't force them to sign that if you're a good fuck.

You could tell from the autist mannerisms she has that shes awful.

Looks like a tranny.

t. people of color

Lautner is too pure for sluts

Taylor is an angel

>likes women with the bodies of teenage boys
t.pedophile

Welcome to Club Beta

She acts like a retard.

>acts

okay pedro

Fair point.

Okay twink lover.

>sloppy kisser
>shy in bed
>all talk no action
>sweaty palms

Is Jake /our guy/?

there's nothing wrong with a beautiful young man

>Didn't bother showing up to her 21st birthday

I'd say so.

if by dating you mean, makes me wear a chastity device...

You're welcome to be attracted to whatever type of person you like, but if you don't see the similarities between a teenage boy and a past-her-prime pop star with no noticeable female attributes, you need your eyes checked.

>so lawyered up they cant talk about her feminine penis

wow what else would she make you do?

This is really important to you, isn't it? That I change my mind about Taylor Swifts slender body?

You already know the truth. It was inside you all along.

Well lets just say you won and leave it at that, I'm very busy tonight as I imagine you are