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It's fine,
Did you sleep well?

Why are you not sleeping?
I have a pretty fucked up sleep schedule but you?

It was in a nice flat around 20 minutes from the city. It had a kitchen that was connected to a lounge room with a comfy couch which faced a large coffee table. The walls were a dark greenish sort of colour and the floors were wooded with no carpet. The bedroom had one bed which, even though only made for one person, had both of us in it anyway.

I don’t know why my imagination got so detailed :3

You looked like a normal French man desu. Brownish hair and sorta olive skin but not that much :3

you sure have a vivid imagination desu
It looks so bloody comfy desu What is it in Sydney?
I'm not tired desu Might have drunk too much coffee

What is what desu? The temperature?

>What is what desu?
My bad, made a mistake. I meant "Was it in Sydney" as in what city was it close to

Just had a peppermint tea, don't traps drink a lot of this stuff? Or is that spearmint

Yes, it was Sydney. You were going to live with me for 8 weeks before you moved into another city desu. In the final week I had a massive breakdown :3

you wanna become a trap?

That doujinshi was super good

You sure have some strange dreams, have you?

>Yes, it was Sydney. You were going to live with me for 8 weeks before you moved into another city desu. In the final week I had a massive breakdown :3
Holy shit you could make of movie out of that.
That last bit is really cute desu

It was just a daydream while I was trying to get to sleep desu. :3
Th-thanks desu. I think there was a bit where I was drinking in the shower and then you come in with a blindfold on too talk to me since I can be relaxed in the shower or something.
I hope that isn’t weird or anything.

>I think there was a bit where I was drinking in the shower and then you come in with a blindfold on too talk to me since I can be relaxed in the shower or something.
I laughed
>I hope that isn't weird or anything
All in good fun user

O-of course desu :3

A-are you sure you are not even a little bit gay?

I mean if you dream to have a random french guy on your bed, to me it seems a little bit gay...

Nuh Nuh Nuh user. It was all part of the comedic situation of two straight males being forced into the uncomfortable situation of being in the same bed together.
My dream was just a skit :3

Have you ever had a gf before?
In any case I am not here to judge you know?

W-well no. Why do you ask?

Maybe, but I doubt I could pull it off, I'm small but not super feminine
Yes, I'm so glad I got the link from the lanklet

W-well n-nevermind...

I'm gonna sleep see you

Still another 2 hours to go

Kill me

O-ok then desu. Pl-please don’t judge me I could get a gf but I suffer from something called “I don’t like going outside if I don’t have too”

G-goodnight desu :3

>I'm gonna sleep see you
Good night lad
>Still another 2 hours to go
Stay strong brotha. Think of the cold beer that's waiting for you at the end of your shift

Just took a piss

gods speed buddy
nighto

What a coincidence, me too.

Only if you post source

what ar the odds?!?

i have arrived

G’day mate! How has your day been?
Love you :3

Hey buddy hows ya night been?
Welcome welcome.

Hot, wish it was on me
It's spooky

day is comfy so far. yours?
thank you! thank you!

Going to go home today. Excited.

>hows ya night been?
its 2 am. i took a nap earlier and cannot sleep now
hows your day going?

I've basically just woken up, don't have too much of a hangover
but still feeling a little slow, just gonna chill in bed for a bit.

I feel like I want to play a cozy game but I’m not sure what it even is.

Aaaaaaah

What kind of cozy game are we talking about here?

Good evening anons.

Good evening mate

Good evening buddy.
Hows ya day been?

Good. Gym went well today but got DOMS. Need someone to massage them away.

Hell yeah, got out of work an hour early


Sounds very comfy
Good evening matey, how's it going?

>Hell yeah, got out of work an hour early
Noice, you gonna chill now?

Lucky you, any plans for the evening?

SORRY I ATE A MEAL WITH THE FAMILY AAAAAAH
I-I don’t know. I’m in an air conditioned room right now and I feel super comfy.
Hello desu!

>SORRY I ATE A MEAL WITH THE FAMILY AAAAAAH
What did you eat?
What games do you usually play besides the Love Live?

Just got a beer at the supermarket and the cashier said to me "god you look young" when I gave her my ID

I don't know how to feel about this

Yep, that's the plan at least
None at all

he ment you are CUTE

Unfortunately it was a she

>the cashier said to me "god you look young" when I gave her my ID
So just an ordinary day for you

Well normally they just think that and don't tell me

>the cashier said to me "god you look young"
This one old pajeet dude at the gas station I also go to buy smokes keep asking me for my ID even though he's seen it dozens of times. I'm getting real tired of his shit desu.

>also
Always*

That sucks, bro tier cashiers are great, once at my local supermarket I was buying booze and forgot my ID and the guy had seen me buy booze before so he was fine with it

Yeah, what's really ridiculous is that on the first time I went there he asked me to recite my birthday.
This younger Mediterranean dude there is more chill though, never asked me for my ID after the first time. It's usually older guys that have a stick up their asses.

boop

So tired today. Gonna turn in early.
Good night anons.

Goodnight buddy.
Sweet dreams.

Hello everyone, I'm here on holiday by myself. I have a few questions for you. How safe is Sydney? Would I be able to catch the train during the night? Would walking around during the night be safe? I'm not staying in the city all the time, just to let you all know.

Just had a very nice dinner and now I'm going to have a beer, what's everyone else up to?

Good morning lads

and just what time do you call this?

napping actually, had a decent kip.

Can't you read?
Morning?

maybe in europe

No more quiet house. Parent's arrived home again.

It's 6.44
I think I woke up early enough to be morning

>Good morning lads
Good "morning" mate.

How are you today?

Ultimate lazybones

Not too bad all tings considered, didn't really have too much of a hangover.

Quite literally you all should strongly consider suicide for making the absolute worst general on Sup Forums pedo shits

Shut up

I'd imagine you are immune to hangovers at this point

>I'd imagine you are immune to hangovers at this point
You'd be wrong, they hit me like a fucking truck most of the time.

that's weird
I almost never have them

Did you sleep well at least?

I only get hangovers from wine, beer and cider, with hard spirits I'm fine

Not really, I kept drifting in and out of dreams

wow lame, I hate that

I had a dream this morning that was normal and then got really lewd and unfortunately then I woke up

>with hard spirits I'm fine
Thats strange, but wine does give a splitting headache in the morning and my room reeks in the morning.
Fucking lucky cunt.

>and then got really lewd
*haunts your dreams*

>my room reeks in the morning.
It's even worse if you throw it up
I don't think it was about you, I don't really remember

I'M FINALLY HOME AAAAAAAAAAAH

HOW IS EVERYONE?

Hmm?

I'm doing well buddy.
How was your small trip?

It was nice desu. It's nice to be home and relax in the air conditioning :3

I'm hungry

>non-ausnz OP
>nothing but anime posting
>disgusting post to IP ratio
please stop forcing this general its awful

eat something then, but please don't eat someone

...

I'm tired.
Me and you :3
People are willing to have normal conversations when they ask user.

is extraflags playing up for anyone else?

yep, it's all fucked up for me

runts

Fuck off, I'm taller than you

don't know what rorke means

Just had some chicken and rice... but I still crave something...
*eats you*

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