What would you do with a million dollars, Sup Forums?

What would you do with a million dollars, Sup Forums?

nothing because i know it's not enough to live off of

I dont want you fucking up my life too

buy crypto currency

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Dumbass. You get a degree in whatever you actually want to do with your life instead of hoping to skate by on whatever you have. It's a springboard and a safety cushion. You buy a modest house, you get a full ride education, you buy a modest, reliable car, and you don't fuck up blowing it on drugs, women, or consumer garbage.

Take a train around america and explore the major cities.

Do some writing and eat some dairy queen.

>don't fuck up blowing it on drugs, women, or consumer garbage.

short AMZN

already got a good job and pseudo normie life

would just buy a house or something i guess

You are what's wrong with society today.
You are the reason America is a joke.
You will waste it on a scheme or a dream.
You need to use it as a tool to improve yourself, improve your lifestyle, and improve the world.
Instead you'll probably blow it on vidya and other faggy shit you don't need to impress friends you don't have to feel good about being someone you don't want to be.

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I mean, if you suddenly had a million dollars disposable income, sure throw a couple thousand or hundred thousand into it. No different than gambling and since the million was free anyways, why not.

But ultimately I think it's a piss poor move. Cyptocurrency is seen as a commodity rather than an actual alternative currency, your own post proves this.

People are trading it and using it because of it's volatility with the hopes that it will go up in value and their $2 investment years later becomes a $20 investment.

For a currency that's fucking absurd, nobody wants a dollar that's worth $1 today and $20 three months from now and then $0.50 five months from now.

Everyone is treating it as a commodity and the general populace, which is too computer illiterate to use computers and smartphones property is not going to suddenly wise up and start using something as complicated as bitcoin.

a jump to conclusions mat.

fuck you, commie.

I bet you donate your organs too.

Not buying a house / car would be fucking retarded.

Even if it's just a cheap apartment.

Invest the rest into something stable and maybe try starting a business.

Probably like 5 chicks at one time.

2 is easy even on wageslave bucks. A huge extravagant show of wealth in one night, I could probably get 4 - 5 chicks on board.

I'd be broke by morning, but it would be done.

Or just go with prostitutes, and which case you could book a 5some every weekend for at least a few years.

Hire 2 hitmen to kill op and the actor in his image.

I tried to hire a prostitute once. Not joking, she wanted a copy of my ID and the address and phone number of my workplace.

greentext now

You had me until business, user. You're better off getting a degree first, working in the field for a decade or so (or at least long enough to establish yourself, some connections, and some friends) and then strike out on your own with some other people who are ready to open their own firm or whatever.

I think thats called a gf dude.

did you almost have a gf?

that's kinda common for high dollar escorts. they want to verify you can pay, and her escort friends will notify the authorities with your info if she doesn't contact them a safeword after a period of time. having references to other hookers can prevent having to do this.

i used to know hookers

But that's life draining

oh sure you can.

You might have to move which you should just accept, but you can find a decent home/apartment and just outright buy it for 300k or less. That way no matter what happens you will have a roof.

then find a fund that gives you good interest rate and shove most of the rest in it, the rest for living/doing w/e for several years.

Well that just makes good sense.
I've always believed that prostitution should be a federally regulated industry in this country. Plenty of young men might get the confidence from fucking whores to fuck non-whores.
Sex could be de-mystified for many betas.
Of course, everyone would basically become a whore or a cuck, but that's okay if it means that everyone has accessibility to sex when they need it, rather than grow frustrated watching models fuck each other.

>a million dollars
>You buy a modest house
lmao which irrelevant state do you live in?

Sex is accessible to anyone freely faggot. If you left your basement once in a while you'd probably know this.

>you can find a decent home/apartment and just outright buy it for 300k or less
If you live in a major city it's going to be in the 300k range for a middle-class/safe neighborhood.
If you live in the cheap states you can easily grab a decent house in a decent neighborhood for less than 125k.
Hell, for 300k in most places in the midwest and south you can get a nice country home with plenty of land to build on.

>Sex is accessible to anyone with social skills

ftfy

Wouldn't it be nice to just walk into a building, peruse a catalog (or perhaps you've already set an appointment), pay a fee (and maybe a deposit) and get your fuck on real quick? Like maybe just a lunch-break fuck, have a beer, back to work feeling great. No need for relationships, no need to find a discrete place to masturbate, just rut real quick and get it out of your system.

>If you live in a major city it's going to be in the 300k range for a middle-class/safe neighborhood.


lolno

Double or quadruple that figure depending on the city


300,000 is a suburb of a medium major city i.e. suburb of fucking Denver

They used to have those once, it's called a brothel

Write, direct, and finance a small independent film about life as a second generation immigrant. Attend a few festivals, maybe Cannes, and see if I get picked up by a studio/distributor.
If not, then that's cool, at least I got to do one of the things I promised myself I would do before I die.

To anyone that wants it bad enough to take it. Rape is a thing y'know.

Not my problem or concern that you'd rather choose to shitpost on a weaboo wanksite instead of bettering yourself

Yeah, and I say bring them back.

Austin is one of the fastest growing cities with a ridiculous housing market and I recently bought a house for $273,000.

It's doable if you plan it right and buy in the right neighborhood.

There are literal shacks going for $400+ in certain areas, but if you just go slightly out of that area you're going to hit a fair price point.

Jesus that's fucking pathetic if you need a million dollars for a home

Nope

buy a couple apartments and become a landlord

Fuck off Jerome. You're talentless.

>Probably like 5 chicks at one time.
You (yes you) would probably struggle to handle two women at the same time. Men can fuck 3 simultaneously at the most, and the other two would have to occupy their time with something else.

yeah, he means "quasi," people misuse those all the time

Buy a cute trap from /soc/ or /lgbt/ and live off of huffing their farts