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Good morning jason/cloister/krager/nosebro pedophile.

Good for him

Those fucking nipples.

He and Ben Affleck must go to the same stylist

>tfw we were all fooled and he was just doing a massive bulk the whole time

But he's still short and ugly, and by all accounts he's not really a very nice guy.

Also he's jewish as fuck and hates it being brought up, which is hilarious.

He'll fall off the wagon again, just you wait

He's leaner than me. I can't laugh anymore. I need to lose weight.

Reeeing already, jason? Kek

OUTTA MY WAY FRENCH FUCKING SHITS

Wow, that French bitch really got in his head. He should go back on that show and thank her for turning his life around.

He's literally turning into a shorter, uglier, Jewier Ben Stiller.

With saggy tits.

now lift the shirt and witness the horror

>tfw you will never have the money or time to hire nutritionists and personal trainers to get ripped ;_;

We won't need a smart reply.
He'll get ripped as fuck and go back on that french talk show and look at that smug french cunt and say
>"So..........Who's gonna leave now, snail muncher?"

if anything at least he now looks his age, no more teen/college movies for him!

>no more teen/college movies for him!
>literally all he was good for
>roles dry up
>guest star on Broad City

FALL!!

FALLLLLLLLL!!!

He was fucking ace in Moneyball and Wolf, man.

that's why you need bully and mean jokes.

and he was FAT in those

Why does his armpit look like the legs of those people on those morbidly obese people shows??

12 rounds boxing, who are you putting your money on?

You're an idiot. He was nominated for Academy Awards best supporting actor twice.

Is this one shopped?

Her and Maisie should do goblin/lesbian porn.
I'd buy it.

>always a bridesmaid but never a bride, goodie for him. What is he your boyfriend, faggot?

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that's hair you dumbfuck

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JONAH DON'T DO IT THAT'S TOO MUCH SUBWAY

This is all because he got blown out on that French talk show

He gonna be an action movie hero now lel

wtf?

w-what does this mean for the Jump Street sequels??? there can't be TWO handsome male leads

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Yeah, not so funny now huh? Fucking French whore.

They will reverse roles

are you kidding? check out this physique, its dynamite. jonah is no chance

how do you fix that? is there any way other than surgery?

Don't worry. Fat or not he's still a manlet.

>tfw Jonah Hill could beat you up in a fight now
JUST

Now go home and star in a fucking teen movie!

surgery only

>'X gonna give it to ya!

Steroids are barely $200/month dude.

hes probably had half his stomach cut out too, to ensure he'll never get that fat again

What is this Jason shit, is this some meme I missed or a schizo who's gone off his meds

>get bullied
>stop doing that which society finds unacceptable

WTF I love bullying now

it's called fat-shaming. It works.

Sometimes its not so bad and you can be young/healthy/lucky enough that your skin is elastic enough to shrink back with time, but the weight must be lost slowly. He dropped a shit ton fast and never gave his skin the chance to shrink back, so painful surgery it is. I imagine for at least a week after the surgery he wont be able to do anything with his arms because of the pain in the pecs

I honestly dont see whats wrong.

sure he'll have flabs and shit or became insecure, I dont get why Sup Forums is suddenly on the defensive just because he tried to be a better version of himself, manlet or not

Bullying is more useful than fat acceptance, that's for sure.

>must be lost slowly
this is just a meme, if you skin is damagad it won't bounce back

Skin elasticity is not a meme

>gets insulted by french bitch
>works on himself
>Eats healthy, exercises
>overall just improves his life

I think it worked out pretty well for him

yeah it's not a meme, but after a certain point it wont bounce back
100+ lbs weight loss will result in some lose skin

Damn Jonah Hill looks like *THAT* ?

Good for him. Too bad his whole acting gimmick is being a fat slob and nobody will cast him for a superhero role or some shit.

He could probably find roles in Woody Allen movies and similar type of stuff.

cultivating mass

He can easily afford the surgery to fix that, though.

But what happens if he get the surgery and them get fat again? Will his skin rip open?

Unironically yes

Probably not rip but it would be extremely painful

>his character finally gets it together and starts training
>the movie ends up being about how their friendship is threatened because now he's both reasonably fit and smart, with Tatum's character feeling useless and trying to first out-train him and then when that doesn't work he decides to start studying and become the "smart one"
>in the end they become stronger partners/friends because now they're equal in both things, making the team 100% more efficient

for you

Probably, women who had this surgery have to consult with their doctors before pregnancy

Americans really hate French people, don't you? C'est bizarre

Everyone hates French people. Enjoy your majority Muslim shit town, cunt.

The ones that spends more time on the internet than in real life. Yes