You know what'ts so fucked about Nymphomaniac, as a black man?

You know what'ts so fucked about Nymphomaniac, as a black man?

She fucked countless strangers for fun, had competitions with her girlfriends about how much dick they can get in the shortest period of time, literally fuck a village worth of men by pretending her car as broken everyday. She was spanked with fucked up whips by a dom and orgasmed, while her child was cold and alone. But,

the height of her debauchery
the thing that crosses the line for her, the sexual climax of the film, her lowest point,

was when she ALMOST fucked a black guy

well times are a changing.

but I think lars knew his audience very well

Really heats up my gumbo

never watched it. are there any good scenes to fap to?

because she knew that once she went BLACK, she could never go back

Sounds like she's a keeper

Haven't seen it, but isn't there a scene where she's DPed by two black guys? I could swear it was spammed all over Sup Forums

RRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

No

I tried and was very disappointed, she's too fucking ugly and the film is fucking boring and the selling point, the sex was fucking shit

nothing about it was worth those two plus hours

>as a black man

Sorry bout ur luck, brah.

Young Joe was hot af though

Sounds like a wholesome traditional white woman

well that sucks. aren't the sex scenes supposed to be the whole appeal of the movie?

who's that manlet?

thats what i thought, watched it, didn't fap once, she wasn't into the sex scenes and when she was naked she didn't look appealing at all

Not worth it at all

ok thanks

...

gimme some ganja

really made me think, honestly

>was when she ALMOST fucked a black guy
fuck are you talking about, she got dp'd by two black guys; not just almost, but actual penetration

sit down
Biyombo

U2 wrote the best song on that album

what is life?

I'm glad that the "U2 is shit" meme is slowly dying out

>meme

They're terrible and you're a pleb. Kys

and you're a bandwagon redditor user

>i-if i like shit everyone m-must like it

stop breathing