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thugga thugga edition

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Can't sleep lads

oy vey

just found out that i no longer have a place to stay in the city i'm meant to be moving back to in about 2 weeks, and i'm not even going to be in the country for those weeks
wacky bruce haha : )

I want to suck a fart out of Emma Watson's anus and then fuck her and creampie here.

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banger
(Take That - Shine)

i want a quiet british chinese gf
that is all I ask

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no you don't

When I’m finally Janitor you’re all going to pay I’m going to sit in your little generals (looking at you ausnz and brit) 24/7 banning any animeposters, proxyfaggots and trannylovers OH and I’m especially going to ban namefags or people who try to create a personality around them e-celeb faggotry belongs in the bin you fuckers are the lowest of the low, cretins and you’ll be gone first.

I’m going to take out the trash of this board you will wish they never opened up the application process you will begin to loathe your general, you will begin to loathe this board I might even help you losers finally leave the house (heh) you’ll keep posting and posting rubbing it in that you can just reset your IP but deep down inside it’s killing you one post and bam you’re gone, deleted a minute later and you’re timed out for 15 minutes just waiting to be banned I’ll ban you so many times you’ll run out of Original IPs to return on.

One way or another once I am THE JANITOR the free luncheons are over better pack your shit to Sup Forums or /r9k/ cause Sup Forums isn’t going to hold your hand through life we’re not going to tell you it’s going to get better you better believe there is a new sheriff in town.

Brilliant post m8.

janitors don't ban anyone you mong

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>This song is Take That
I always avoided them because I thought they were S-Club tier. This is a choon tho ngl

Drank about a third of a bottle of vodka already just sitting in bed and trying to quell the anxiety

Haha yes good lad

The song is “shine” actually, thainonce

not enjoying Snowpiercer

played with my willy a bit too much

Not gay, but if I was I think I'd go for a chinese guy.
I've seen some extremely sexy jawlines on chinese men.

>haa I got him with semantics
Proud of you

outed yourself as a brainlet

I was about to fall asleep and then I remembered my childhood and got too depressed to fall asleep ahaha

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nurse could you double the benzodiazepine please

312
Haha got you
(you)? You do not deserve.

I want a massive stone golem gf

oh no not my reddit points, anything but that

That’s sad lad. Everything has been fine for me so far (no deep seated childhood shit afaik), just very anxious about my degree and employment and lack of any social contact haha! Usually I’m able to calm the thoughts with a book or other reading but not lately! Haha absolutely brilliant

stated up all night playing the original star wars battlefront 2
it's not that good

83999384
Wheat to the scythe.

the gf

You stayed up all night playing it

yeah

You're all fucking jfs. We built this world you dumb cunts. You speak our language. Especially you yank fucks. You're our shit sperm. You are fake, cultureless frauds. You hide behind your bleached teeth and your fake tan. Your cancerous celebrity gossip. You globalisation pushing pieces of shit. You are the reason the world is so fucked you fucking mutts. You push your international financing system, your mega corporations, your GM foods. Your McDonalds. Your Starbucks. All fake, plastic shite to match your fake consumerist, mulatto, shit stained pants, fraud smiling, gun toting vapid, comic book film watching manchildren cunts.

BEEP BEEP BEEP
RUNT DETECTED
BEEP BEEP BEEP

WHY isn’t the dFUCKING vodka working Jesus Christ
Time for diazepam

Not that good is it?

ah yes we

yeah

Wish the gf was a little more needy, but then the last gf complained I wasn't needy enough so who am I to talk?

Krill

Krill, to the baleen whale. That is all you are.

Crustacea.

>british chinese

>not needy enough

what a runt. how is being secure and not an emotional fag a bad thing?

I wish I was drunk right now

Doesn't have to be an extreme on either end

Pulled a bird and got laid AGAIN last night lads

Pulled a couple others over Christmas as well

Embrace the normie life lads, the possibilities are endless

runts - a documentary

Umm my name is Kirill and I find this offensive

good lad. got with a girl over new years, and then her friend the next night. i'm seeing the first girl (total peng ting) on tuesday too lol

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Do the Swiss have any opinions/stereotypes? on the language districts within the country?

t. Zurich

today is the first day of the rest of your life

Are you a fucking Klingon mate sort that out immediately

>embrace the normie life lads
I'm 5'6
no thanks

*raises paw*
Can it be the first day of the last day of my life

Tom Cruise is 5'7

it was best in multiplayer
mos eisley all heroes mode with the boys
playing the same Galactic conquest game for ages with your mate
fucking around in space battles online and boarding each others ships to mess about while the AI fought aimlessly

wish i could just climb in and escape reality

slag, no one will want you once your willy is dry and shrivelled

Nice. My advice? Fingering is due to make a comeback in a MAJOR way in 2018.

>nearly 26

he's rich and famous and also reasonably good looking
(I'm not)

Ah yes famous normie Thomas Cruise and his normal lifestyle and personality

>Do the Swiss have any opinions/stereotypes? on the language districts within the country?
They're not very prominent but yes. Swiss Germans are autistic, french aretoo liberal and rude, Italians are lazy. Basically the usual stereotypes of said linguistic regions

become a scientologist

>I'm such a normie lol
is the Sup Forums version of a girl saying
>I'm such a nerd lol

>one day closer to death

dont mind it but much prefer just growling them out desu. if you can eat box well, she'll absolutely come back everytime. this new bird said her ex couldnt do it for shit, so i'm going to show her a thing or two hahaha

good post

FUCKING QUEERS

*lights beacon*
*picks up hollowed out horn and blows through it*
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*bangs on drum*
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Wish stimulating a vagina was as easy as a cock
>ummm little to the right honey
>no you have to reveal the clit from the hood before you run it
> NO user what are you doing I’m so sensitive don’t rub my clit directly
> ugh no my G-spot isn’t there right now even though it was a day ago, sorry

What's the trick to stimulating cock?

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fucking screaming

Never sacrifice speed for getting a better grip

virgin

yodeling

SUCC

Dipping it and the bollocks in hot wax and then smacking it off

scrobbling

Don't let some jew doctor mutilate it.

Too hungover to hunt runt right now

>dyerr he's famous and successful now so he was always that way

wobbling

Do you enjoy long nails on a woman?

Chuck another dingo on the ‘doo mate

No

people used to be shorter in the past so it was easier for him to be successful
now every cunt but me is over 6 foot
don't stand a chance

I'm a cuck

What's the deal with masks I mean if I pull it off will you die?

Radcliffe is 5'5, what now?

me and the lads

I really do enjoy the continuation of bane memes

Probably helped that he got famous by playing a literal child

he got his success as a child actor and he's allowed to ride off of that success

those are girls lad

dont care

me and the lassies

post anime machines

GROND GROND GROND GROND GROND GROND