/big/ - BIG countries general

This is a general for BIG countries, you're only allowed to post here if it takes more than 30 minutes to drive across your country.

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If the functional areas of this country were put one next to the other, I wouldn't have met the criteria.

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>30 minutes
lmaoing @ you all

MONACO BTFO! Get the fuck out of this thread, Monegasques.

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Hello

I can't imagine there are many countries that don't fit this criteria

I thought brits were supposed to be good at picking up the joke

No

that's literally one airport to another

:^)

>No car route available

We get a little more mileage for 77 hours in north america

>Trans-Amazonian Highway
>70% dirt road, don't even bother trying during raining season
>big rivers
>yellow fever
>wandering spider
>rattle snek
>A N A C O N D A
>piranhas
>electric eel
>jaguars
>bullet ant
>legit natives with bow and arrow with illegal toll
>drunk lorry drivers
>other niggers trying to rob you

Canada should not be included

Both diagonal routes:
Portland, Maine to San Diego
Miami to Seattle
are over 5000km, just a little shorter than your north south route
The travel time is much shorter though because we have better roads

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>2 days
Comfy

ahem

You guys aren't /big/.
You're /obese/ countries. Fix your overweight problem please.

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No, we are body positive

It's Alaska by the way, but you have to go through Canada at least for a little bit to get there

This is degeneracy, Putin won't allow it.
You shoudl start a regime.
There's nothing wrong with Russians and regimes.

I’m not obese, I’m tall

oh no, I broke timespace!

>tfw 1500km in any direction and I still havent crossed any borders

>go on a business trip
>2 flights 6 hours total and I'm still in the country
>one more flight, one full night cross-continent train and a 3h car ride and I barely covered 3 cities

>winter
>cross 5000km to north and south
>snow anywhere

Kamchatka's even further, but google looses it shit and can only plot to Magadan

Can you guys actually drive up to Kamchatka?

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Wat

That's a very low standard.

We are a tiny country and it takes 22 hours to drive from east to west.

>We are a tiny country
That happens to be bigger than all European countries.

I want to do this on a shitty dnepr motorbike

Then do it

>car is faster than motorbike
I dont even want to know

Forgot image

>That happens to be bigger than all European countries.
I honestly didn't know that, but then again I never took geography.

wtf how

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Wanna play like this?

You can't even cross kyrg from one side to another without entering tajikstan ad uzkekistan. Thanks for great border, you retarded slavshit vodkanigger subhumans

You guys do know that Google Earth/Maps is based on the incorrect Globe Earth model, right?

No ferry, doesn't count

Or you could make some roads that don't cross those borders.

>crossing the entire Atlantic Ocean with a ferry

We have planes for a reason.

could be worse

>8 hours to travel 500 km
is it because of the need of ferries?

Its because of the proximity to Russia
The closer you get to Russia, the slower you become
On the Moscow outskirts your max speed is near 0

yes

That's why Hitler lost the war, right?

> could make some roads
Yeah right. If everything was that easy

There's no correct Earth Model and one cannot exist.
All modern models are derivatives of WGS84 with neglectable discrepancies

>across your country
it takes like two seconds lmao

You didn't have any borders before that, you only have yourself to blame.

If only there was a technology that allowed you to cross mountains, without having to climb over them.

I didn't expect to have to cross through Algeria or Libya.

>neglectable discrepancies
You just say that because the current accepted model vastly over-estimates your country's area.

T R U L Y G A R G A N T U A N

If only there was a technology that could print money for poor shithole to build tunnels
There were relatively better borders of russian turkestan, but i had to screw them over

You have to swim through the Amazon

>>If only there was a technology that could print money for poor shithole to build tunnels
It's called being not a poor shithole. We used to be a poor swamp, then we conquered all the seas.

This, a bit of confidence is all you need user This "chad countries get all the tunnels" is just a meme

Too bad Tajikistan is landlocked

Thanks for the advice. I'll definitely use in 10 000 years when all glaciers will melt and we'll get access to ocean

>If only there was a technology that could print money for poor shithole to build tunnels
It's called the European Union, you just need every citizen to sign over their souls :)

You just need to be able to build tunnels, not conquer the seas.

Not really, we have not a single say in what countries get in

>we have not a single say in what countries get in
What do you mean by "we"?
There's like a handful of people who own the EU.

too bad we already signed all of our souls to "eurasian" """economic"""" """""""""""union""""""""""" without even holding a referendum and it won't even benefit us at all hahahaha jokes on you :)

>What do you mean by "we"?
The people living in the EU

We have a secret group that decides everything without anyone having a say in it.

We know how to build tunnles, we just can't build them all over the place

Feels good to be EuroBIG.

Correct one saying within OUR BIG COUNTRY

>riding through india
youtube.com/watch?v=mPne-q4ynts

Ya, that's what I was saying :)

is this BIG?

ferry rides takes atleast half a day between islands

>ferry rides takes atleast half a day between islands
why?

underrated post

it was during christmas season, i dont about normal days

Ah okay, so just because of volume, I can understand that.

yeah retard, that's why it shouldn't be included

I've never been on a ferry so I don't really know how they operate.

Just use a road from top right to Sparta or something

lmao all those countrylets ITT

>drive
We (my family) travel across an airplane and it takes around 2 hours between Santiago (the capital) and the north

it doesn't count if driving from the west to the east takes less than 10 minutes no matter where you are

It takes around 2 hours too

I heard that Petropavlovsk Kamchatskiy cannot be reached by road, only by plane or sea
but I'd need someone to confirm or deny this claim

Designated

Your wingtips clipping through border still counts as crossing.

fake news

>Belgium

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no it isn't
are you on the hurr le mercator is le wrong meme?

Also no thick jungle to traverse you mong

countrylets get so salty

Wat?
why did you quote me, I wasn't salty.

big and shitty cunt here

Sorry your countries are too small and I accidentally clicked the wrong post

xD

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