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1st for jumping man

DUDN'T

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Don't forget to choose your waifu.

Who the fuck eats a sandwich at 6am? And why did it make that sound?

This is the final episode of Twin Peaks. White Lodge?

DUD

cucumber

This is the final scene. I don't know what to make of all this.

WE'RE KEEPING HER OUT OF THIS

Dougiecoop is Cooper's heart. Pure, innocent, well-intentioned. And it's touching to behold the same way regular Coop is at times, and all the more sad, making me miss regular Coop, and want him back, but the longer he stays in this state, the more hopeless it seems.

reply to this poast and shelly will suck you dry in a dream

no thanx. id rather it be jade or josie.

>josie
Fag

was that a music video directed by tim and herick

it was 7am

It's bizarre innit

this is the least funniest /tpg/ meme

So why haven't you faggots read this yet? Instead of wasting time asking questions from other retards you could be getting the answers.

i have. but have any of you faggots read all editions of Wrapped in Plastic? i'll bet not you fucking plebs

no I have not. Is it good? Should I buy the collection? And what was your favorite part of the FAQ that you didn't know of?

where are (((them))) in tp?

FUCK GENE KELLY YOU MOTHERFUCKER

>Instead of wasting time asking questions from other retards you could be getting the answers

Most peoples' questions are in regards to the current series.

I can't take this one hour for every week bullshit someone just hook me up to 45 hours of tp already

They're behind the scenes, adding in fatties and niggers

Can you spend a single day without thinking about Jewish people?

>1:50
>You wanna come back?
>I never left
youtube.com/watch?v=c7x-svJNdhc

yes

Norma is love, Norma is life

*blocks your path*

Move bitch. I have to pee.

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one
nine

Why are these threads so dead now?

They started out so lively. Is the new series gradually filtering out more plebs with each passing episode? By the finale, the only remaining fan will be Lynch himself because even the most patrician Sup Forums users will have been LYNCHED.

well there wasnt much in the new episode, i guess it will speed up after the new one tommorow

I've been smoking for 75 years.Every fucking day

what about buenos aires? whats doing that in the plot? was the woman killed by the dwarf from there? I dont get it

>Well who told you I was going to see Chip?

Will we ever get to see Chester Desmond again? Perhaps this season?

Can you help me find my wallet, /tpg/? It's got all my cards in it. My mother's going to kill me.

Quite possibly the greatest scene in all of television. Manlets unite!

EEEEEEELEEECTRIIICIIITYYY

Daily Reminder Doctor Who is a BETTER SHOW

AHWAHAWHWAHAH

Doctor who?

going live now, by the way, BRB 1 hour

midget pride world wide

no

FUCK GENE KELLY YOU MOTHERFUCKER

Who would have thought Emma Stone could sing this well?

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>we will never hear "I Am (Old School Hip Hop Beat)" on the show again

Sad!

:c

fresh memes soon

At least judging by its release as a digital single after the episode, it's a lock to be on the soundtrack album come September. (Obvious considering the single has the same album art as the upcoming soundtrack, just like the recently re-released Twin Peaks theme)

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Judy?

Well i just finished all six episodes, and i'm left feeling disappointed. Dunno why they go on calling it Twin Peaks. They seem to want to be anywhere else but Twin Peaks. Still looking for that gum I used to like, but all they show is other places that aren't twin peaks, and its slowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww as fuck. like seriously, why did lynch think it was a good idea to drag retard coop out THIS long? i know ill get replies that are
>HAHAHA LYNCHEDDDD YOU JUST DONT UNDERSTAND IT BRO

which only confirms my beliefs that everyone that likes this new season is just hopping on the lynch bandwagon because it's the "cool" thing to do.

>777

HellOOOooooOOO

So with episode 7 we're entering into middle act of season 3, do you guys think any drastic plot advances will be made here?

Is that Killer Mike?

We find out who put the fish in the percolator in episode 8. I've seen all of the episodes.

weak bait, the
>Still looking for that gum I used to like,
line gave you away. But good try, lad.

Dougie will discover the wonders of paperclips and complex filings systems. He'll also spend 30 minutes looking for a computer password

Make sense of it.

its pathetic you claim this show is good just because it has lynchs' name on it. pretty pathetic desu

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Saw them as they aired. 7/10 television. Downloaded them all and watched them yesterday. 10/10

It's not for you, I'm sorry. It doesn't have to be. I'm not going to try to argue into liking it.

No, that's Inland Empire. This show is actually good.

I've been visiting /tpg/ since the late 1980's.[

I've been shitposting for 75 years hahahaha

get on my level

>Harry Dean Stanton staring into the eyes of Dead Child's Mother
YOU JUST KNOW

Richard Horne did nothing wrong

He's already been places.

Anyone else noticed that if the woman were smart, she should just never left the cover of the table and she would be safe because if the manlet tried to go around the table, she could just run away from him on the opposite side and then she could easily outrun him and escape?

>kid goes to check out what the guys did to the car
>looks both ways before crossing the street
>lives
>kid playing with his mom
>runs out in the crosswalk without looking
>dies horribly
what did Lynch mean by this

>claim to understand lynchian techniques and methodology
>complain about series pacing and tergiversation

Why do these people even exist?

Give them a few years, theyll get it on rewatch

nah he could have jumped up on the table via the chair

she needed to pull the old "put your hand on his head while he swings wildly"

Inland Empire is a legitimately amazing movie.

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they completely changed the actor when he comes back to kill lorraine. I think it looked ridicolous that they decided at some point that he was supposed to be a midget

compare.... they switched him with a midget in the second scene... what gives?

Sheryl Lee is very good at being sad

>777

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Face it kids. /tpg/ is dead.

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you need to post the pasta, you fag.

the threads are slowing down, what is happening??

>Leland's a babe in the woods, with a large hole where his conscious used to be. When I go children, I will pull that ripcord and you watch Leland remember. Watch him!

CUTE

Interesting. I have questions.

What is good about it? Why do you feel it is good?

About that guy - you just keep watching.

who has a more important place in David's heart:
Naomi or Laura?

the first 4 episodes were released at the same evening, so we had those to meme about and discuss. now we have to wait for a week and in the meanwhile the threads slow down a bit. not a bad thing desu, when the next episode airs we'll have something to talk about again. rinse and repeat.

>being this big of an autist

>I got it. I got all of it. But it's mine. Mine and Chip's!

gonna go with Laura. no real reason, just something I feel when seeing them together.

Laura Dern is more important in his heart.
Watts is more important for his dick.

I want this arc explained

>manlet being able to climb the table
lol no

>implying /tpg/ isn't dead after only 27 days

LOL