JUST AS KEIKAKU
Homestuck
...slow morning then, friends?
>tfw you will never go on a wild fuck-tour of all human- and troll-kind
is this schedule supposed to apply to the new universe?
why are vriska and aradia here? where is calliope?
Yes, based off my Roxy's Threesome Addiction fic
it's easy to get to the new universe and get in and out,
flattered but lacks functional equipment
im stupid how do i read this
Large red box with heart : John/Roxy
Large box of a different color, with the name of a partner: John/Roxy threesome with stated partner (In example, John/Roxy/Terezi)
Grey box with X: No sex
Box cut in half: Top half is John's activities or partner, bottom half is Roxy's. (In example, John/Terezi and Roxy/Jane)
>being this autistic to make a schedule about fictional characters fucking each other
Just lol.
In my defense...okay, there's no defense, but I was super drunk when I made it.
r63 is always delicious to see
r63, you said?
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fuck yes thank you
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dave "rim me and you win me" strider
dave "tonguefuck and youre in luck" strider
dave "all you can eat bouffet" strider
Roxygen is cuter when genderbent
Debate me
agreed
definitely true for him and karkat
AGREE''D, FUCK DAT DRAMA.
Karkat would get along with himself if it was a present version of himself
the only reason he hates his future self is because he was being a cryptic jaded asshole
>tfw no autistic gf
RIP Karkat
2009 - 2016
>forever Strider's shitty girlfriend who needs to stand next to him
his future self always hated his past self for being embarassing and his past self hated his future self for being an asshole
there is no debate user
i even drew some 63roxy a while back if you want i can post it
hell yeah
Please, post it now. We're begging you.
I don't think you could accurately guess how he'd react to another version of himself. They could get on famously, they could hate each others guts over one tiny disagreement and many other possible scenarios. I personally think disdain is the most likely outcome; seeing a direct reflection of yourself is something most normal people wouldn't be up for, imagine what it'd be like for someone as self hating as Karkat.
who cares about karkat
he never got to do anything important
his big scene in collide is getting BTFO
his anus is literally dave's cumdump
Please do so.
Also, while I'm here, give me your classpect and I will give you one sentence of possible powers you can have with it. or, upon request, how you can instead use that power in bed
must one do something important to be a worthwhile person
Mage of Mind
give me both
Ever watch Red Dwarf? A similar thing happens in the end of season 1.
how do i use my page of void powers in bed, classpergernon
Man, we are sure glad how Vriska reacted to an alt version of herself instead of Karkat! Thanks, Hussie!
Always-on prescience: you dont need to "activate" it like Terezi, but it can get overwhelming.
you can use it to determine "what will happen if i stick it in or if i tie her up etc. etc." and lead the way to the best cummies
hidden dildo surpise (this is the same for most void players)
ok i'll bite
what does the seer of time do in bed
WORKS
AND
DEEDS
what the fuck does hidden dildo surprise mean. do i whip it out my my butt and *schwop* slam it straight into theirs. what does keeping dildos in my butthole have to do with the void. do buttholes have strong ties to the void aspect in general.
generally all time players can at the very least do the "here's five of me fucking you at once" gimmick, but the seer of time can plan that out well in advance by seeing what would happen.
void players hide things. void is not just nothingness, it's also invisibility, secrets, censorship, etc.
>space: vagina/womb
>void: ass
this makes so much sense
damn i was way more shit back then
sup user, good to see you again
rogue of hope
excessively good in one specific situation: a BDSM scene involving multiple people on one bottom. A Rogue of Hope can drain the bottom's will away, rendering it particularly potent method of inflicting humiliation/degradation while keeping the tops energized for the floggings.
Oh boy.
Knight of Light sex description please.
why is dave an anime girl
>karkat
>worthwhile person
can someone make an aracial version of this?
To make it more canon.
Alright, what would a Prince of Void be like in bed.
Uncover all fetishes your lover has
Okay, took a while longer than it should have, but the first real update to the Roxy's Threesome Addiction fic is up on both my pastebin and AO3. No smut yet (probably not next part neither) but Dave needs to have a minor mental breakdown to get there, 's all.
Maid of Hope. (In bed too.)
what does roxygen mean
Knight of Light.
What happened to post-retcon Jaspers?
What abilities would a gent of piss have in bed?
john/roxy shipping
geddit coz breath
your question seems redundant
watersports
Roxy general
ohhhhh
What can a Heir of Time do in bed
You can create new hope or create with hope. Excellent for getting knocked up, using that "create with" function.
You know exactly where all your lover/enemy's weak spots are. Critical hit.
Literally an army of dicks/pussies. So much more than any other time player.
last the whole night in bed id think
oh my
thanks
thatd be pretty cool
do you think bro strider is a cuckold?
Mage of breath.
bed would be lovely too.
Your partner hopes you are good in bed, but you are a pushover and massive sub
You are insecure and probably lie that you have a big weiner (you don't)
You take long to reach your orgasm and bore your partner
Alright Eg8ert. I know I got mad when you mentioned it 8efore, 8ut I've given it a lot of thought. I know you're interested in 8lowjo8s so, fine. I will let you 8low me.
You are out of breath after thrusting in your partner two times.
>a-racial
>canon
Remember this is the image used for Hiveswap's kickstarter
mage of time
anything besides the standard selfcest orgies?
and that's all the time I have for right now, we'll be back with our regularly scheduled autism in q couple of hours
Y'know, I liked the message the comic had with Calliope - that you didn't need to accomplish anything in the grand scheme of things to have worth as a person.
But it would have been nice if the comic had applied this to Karkat (who desperately needed that lesson).
Not like it meant shit in the end anyway, Calliope helped boost Roxy's void powers or whatever. I don't remember the details.
seer of space
Same Bat-time, same Bat-channel.
>Blood is literal cuckolding
>even the story cuckolds him
You will never get laid
that's not true
see: selfcest orgies
how does the story cuckold him
You try to have selfcest orgys but get cucked by your own copies.
your copies are just you in the future
which means you're having sex eventually no matter what
Unless they are doomed clones. Meaning you can never have sex or else you'll die
>Spent 7 years writing, writing, writing for a single story-game
>Then finished his pet storyline, and left the whole thing to a team of dedicated professionals
>Delivered on two Kickstarters in time
I feel like Andrew "writing is easy" Hussie would have a lot to learn from this man's advice.
what could page of breath do in bed?
really sucky blowjobs
get winded easily
>nothing to do with the game at all in anyway
what misleading shit. the kickstarter was a debacle from the very start
WEENIE
How long will these 24/7 threads stay up? The next probable date for the epilogue is 10/25 (and even then the release seems unlikely.) Are we just going to pollute the catalog until then?
the biggest weenie of them all.
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What could a Mage of Void do in bed?
i wish
but the fire feels like it's dying :(
but vriska, i thought i would maybe give your tenta bulge a blow, seeing as i am not a homosexual or anything like that
We'll probably die between now and then because people will lose interest, but these threads are fairly on topic and haven't become HSG 2.0 yet, so I don't think we'll get banned.
There's an ebb and flow. It's busier about 8 hours from now.
There's been some fun and speculative discussion going on here. I think in general we remain pretty on-topic, and have authors, drawfriends and more. All in all I reckon the thread is pretty healthy, given the state of the comic news right now.
>The next probable date for the epilogue is 10/25
explain?
if anything i can also post the god tiers of yall that ive drawn so far here
meme numbers
its 413 + 612
plus album 10 had 25 songs