Alright Sup Forums, dirty stinking mutants just kidnapped your perfectly normal family. You call upon Jesus himself to grant you powers and a new superhero name, what power did he give you and what is your name?
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>Power
Sound Nullification
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>Name
Screaming Vibe
I guess I can fight Banshee and then die.
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I had no idea that was a thing. Do I get all the powers of the Finnish deities out just from one God?
I guess all I'll need are Akka's powers of sexual inducement and fertility inducement. Imma breed that bitch then take my family back! Then use my monetary manipulation to get rich. Thanks baby Jesus!
>Name
Soulmorph
>Power
Inducement
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I could have a lot of fucking fun with this.
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Bio Joker
Awesome, I get new powers when I need them. That sounds a little overpowered though.
Name-Psionic Storm
Power-Desire Intuition
Also Called
Heart's Desire Intuition
Capabilities
The user can instantly/intuitively know the deepest desire of anyone that come into contact, including love, attraction, adoration, addictions, hopes and plans for the future or even for basic necessities.
>Physical Augmentation
>Bronze Auger
Muties gonna get fucked.
I win by creating havoc on their ranks airing their dirty laundry and inspiring a heroes v.s heroes arc.
Name: Chancellor Cancellor
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So a straight up no powers for you ability.
Not as OP in itself if I had it since I'm slightly out of shape.. Might have to get the help of a team or supersuit along with physical training. I could see him as a politician that uses his power to provide safety and a boost to his popularity by negating enemy abilities and having someone else take them down easier.
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>Name: Space Brain
Not sure I need to get her back or do anything ever anymore. Just gonna live in my own little world with Blackjack and hookers.
>Power
Humility Empowerment
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>Name
Mr. Meek
I will diminish myself until I can whup some major ass, then keep the train running by telling them I'm just getting lucky
>Destiny Manipulation
>name
The Holy Conjurer
Get rekt you fucking muties, 9/11 is coming to the X-Mansion.
But wouldn't that make me a mutant?
...
No, a mutate.
I also got Sound Nullification. What the fuck, what is the probability that it would randomly pick that for both of us that quickly. Something is fishy here.
So are we facing the brotherhood or the X-Men?
Morlocks
Dirty muties
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Name: Battlecide
Battlecide gonna kill me some muties tonight
>Power
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A fucking furry god damnit.
>Name
Wolfo
>Power
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Jesus grant me the power of hell.
>Name
Plague Wave
>power
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>name
Mage Master.
>Power
Upon my death I respawn an hour in the past with all the information I gathered from the previous life. Finally become the master of life and death all while performing the perfect run of life.
>Name
Retcon
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Winter Shadow
Edgiest edgemaster with vaguely defined edgy powers. Until the writer changes things should go swimmingly.
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>Name
Martial Hand
I am the bone of my sword, mutie scum.
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> Demonic Undead Physiology
So I literally become a demon God. That's fucking fantastic, mutants get stomped hard.
Plus, I don't have to actually transform, I can use the abilities from the comfort of my own body, give or take a few godly upgrades.
The bad news is that I'm literally the antichrist now, but eh I can live with it.
Oh, and Name: Soulbog. Generic, but you take what you can get.
>Arctic Queen
A gay guy with frost powers. Can you imagine such a thing?
Subzero from MK?
Oh wait, the NAME is Arctic Queen, but my actual powerset is noticing miniscule details 100% of the time. Instant knowledge, hyper instincts, combat perception and incredible attention.
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So I guess I use my powers to Taskmaster people's movesets, reverse engineer all their gear then disparrage them with ice-cold bitchy putdowns.
I like this one, there's so many blackmail opportunities.
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Solution I guess
Become lex luthor, save senpai, destroy superman
>Power
Universe Destruction
>Name
Spectre Rain
Did I luck out?
That depends. Are you intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humour?
I always seem to do well with these things. Last time I got to be perfection incarnate, this time;
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Of the random names, I'm having a tough time choosing between Super Shaman, Ultimate Prophet, Ultraparagon and Omnispawn.
>Name
Astral Scream
>Power
Sonoportation
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Wolverine Rapes Me.
>Power
Name Severing:
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>Name
Masteria
I'm guessing that all I have to do is say someone's name and erase them from reality. Yup, I win.
I'll find you. You'll face justice, just like any other criminal.
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Fuck My Life
I wanted to be a rapeman
Watch that tongue before a silence it forever, you fool.
>Threatening me on an anonymous message board
You have no power here, Light
I have more power than you'd ever know, user.
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Now I am become Death, destroyer of Worlds.
"Fake Warrior"
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Jape Mistress.
Hi I'm Jape Mistress, I'm good guy, I think?
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Squid Boy
I'M A KID NOW I'M A SQUID NOW.
I'm gonna fucking die now. ; - ;
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I cam transfer physical and mental pain.
I then go about spreading depression and mental pain onto my enemies.
I can be depressitron.
I'm Obsidian Charmer, and I have the power to make things decay. Pretty metal for Jesus.
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Fucking even more broken Whitebeard powers with some terrakinisis and magma shenanigans thrown in. Alrighty then.
>Name
Rumble
I honestly think I win this one unless they have someone cosmically powerful or a telepath on their side. I fucking wreck.
What the fuck's Wolverine gonna do? Run at me? I turn the floor into fucking lava under him and make all the land that isn't supporting my family fall into a giant ravine. Fuck the mansion, fuck the Muties, shockwave the Blackbird out of the sky. Me and my family ride home surfing a fucking tidal wave that I'll redirect back at the X-Men once we get to a shore closer to home.
I need to get me one of them Magneto helmets though, otherwise I only get so far before Prof X makes me shit myself to death.
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>Name
Fuck this bullshit, I'm literally just going to get rich off of selling all that dope Platinum.
>Power
Fairy Aura
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Enchantress Man
God dammit.
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Nemesis Form: I change into your fears
I am... The breeze...hornet? Ya, no, ya its Breeze hornet
>Name: Aerial Piercer
>Power: Storm Embodiment
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Getting a name that matched my power sort of is pretty lucky. I will defeat the mutant menace
So I was feeling particularly autistic and made a pastebin of some descriptions on some of the heroes in the thread so far.
How about you don't fight the X-Men, and just go on to become an obscure meme hero of your own?
Jesus christ, mine is spectacularly bad. Like, comically bad even
>Pryokinetic Invisibility
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>The user can become invisible when in/on/touching fire.
>User may not be fireproof.
>Name
Kick Cinder
In order to make use of my ability I have to set myself on fire. People can still see the goddamn fire, I'll just be invisible in it. Not only that, but it doesn't come with immunity to fucking fire, so I just die.
>Power
Holiday Manipulation
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>Name
Aerial Eagle
>4th of July every day.
>Master Deluder
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Haha, thought you had me did you? Well joke's on mutie, while you were busy trying to kill me, I stole your lungs. And your stomach. And your spleen. And your left kidney. I'm going to stick these in someone's face.
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>Maw Serpent
I'm going to bite fucking everybody.
>Name:
Siege Master
>Power:
Absolute Counter - Power to counter an attack, both kills the enemy and nullifies their attack, creating a perfect combination of offensive and defensive.
Gimmie back my pham or die, mofos.
The real question is who in the thread has the most broken power right now? is my current guess.
I tend to reroll bullshit omnipotent powers because they ruin the fun.